What are your honest opinions on Alaska and her people?

True, alaska and canada should be parts of russia

yeah

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Nah who cares about what retards did back then we will go war you when you will become weak and pathetic ( soon )

Yeah, let's fix that.

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Looks like a fat mutt

The man who bought Alaska was rediculed for buying a large frozen shithole

Over what, it's not like any ethnic Russians live there.

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And?

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Give it back or the kot gets it

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Might be my OCD talking but I'd be ok with this.

So you have no valid claims over Alaska and it would be illegal to revoke the purchase, especially with a fellow nuke-bearing superpower.

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>it's not like any ethnic Russians live there.
Actually lots of them do

No valid claims needed its not 2014

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1.4% Russian, there are more Germans, Irish, and English in Alaska than there are Russians.

there are still russian-descended communities there, but the vast majority of alaska is of american/native culture

it's enough

Ruh-roh
ninilchikrussian.com/index.html

A small Russian speaking community from the 19th century in Ninilchik.

when

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I do :(
I don’t think there’s any of the original settlers descendants still here though

No it's not, you lose, good day sir.
>It is considered an Alaska Native village under the Alaska Native Claims Settlement Act. In the 1970s, villagers formed the Ninilchik Native Association Incorporated. Later the Ninilchik Traditional Council (NTC) was established as the government of Alaska Natives in this area.

>The Alaska Native people of Ninilchik have ancestors of Aleut and Alutiiq (Sugpiaq) descent, as well as some Dena'ina.[2] Many also include Russian ancestors, from a couple of men who settled here with their Alutiiq wives and children in 1847, and later migrants. Russian was widely spoken in the village for years. Due to the community's isolation, this Russian dialect continued much in its mid-19th century form. With some surviving speakers, it has been studied in the 21st century.
They're not even fully ethnically Russian.

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I'd move there. It's been on my mind for a while now to live up there. A combo of the climate and maritime aesthetics are very attractive to me; plus I am getting so sick of the heat.

t. Texas

There's probably very tiny remnants of the original settlers, but for the most part it seems like most of the Russians jumped ship to Russia and the majority of whites in Alaska are new blood.

Russian enough
Resistance is futile

there are Old Believer colonies still there

So what you're saying, Mr. Igor, is that the Chinese have justification to invade the Russian Far East because there are tiny communities of Chinese living there?

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Old believers are funny people but I like them

a lot of folks pack up their bags, travel up there and hate it, so be careful before you make any plans

>tiny communities of Chinese living there?
If they live in Russia, they're Russian
Alaska is Russian
Therefore Alaskans are Russian
What do you not understand?

Oh boy. Yet another Texas sticker trashball who ruins his new state like he did his old one, no better than Californians. Shame on you.

Highest suicide rate in the US. This could be dated information.
I remember watching some documentary about there being gang problems in Alaska which I thought was odd.
Native population is a bunch of drunks.

No no no no no, that's not how it works, Mr. Ivan Ivanovich. You're saying that just because a tiny amount of Russians live in Alaska and it was at one point Russian, that means it belongs to Russia.
Does that not mean, then, that the Chinese are entitled to the Russian part of Manchuria as well as the Russian Far East, because the Chinese have small communities there and the Chinese once occupied/settled parts of it?

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Not him but that means I’m no longer a diasporaboi :D haha hi guys

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californians are way worse when it comes to colonizing other states, especially alaska

>a tiny amount of Russians live in Alaska
No. All Alaskans are Russian because Alaska is Russia. simple as
based

And on what grounds is Alaska today a part of Russia? Doesn't seem to me that it is administered by Russia.

Well sure. I'd make a week long trip to look around first. Juneau, and Ketchikan look nice.
>ruins
Listen son. Texas is the powerhouse of the nation next to California. Mass industry that is the envy of many nations. We have far too many commiefornians moving here that ARE indeed ruining my state. Alaska is the only state in the country I'd actively move to. I have no reason to flee Texas, but I am so sick of the heat. Tell me would you rather have Californians or Texans up there?

>Well sure. I'd make a week long trip to look around first. Juneau, and Ketchikan look nice.
that would be for the best i think.
i've been considering moving back, but it's an expensive state and there aren't many good jobs

illegitimate sale
we're taking it back

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You wish, Igor Ivanovich.
Now sink back into your krokodil-flavored vodka bottle.

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Hey don’t be mean

fucking rude mutt racist
kys
we're taking it back, not even kidding anymore

Yeah? You and what army?

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You can have the Canadian islands, but Alaska is ours

We're taking it back. It's not your thing anyway. You stand out in the snow too much, Tyrone.
Our army. dumb question

You mean that dinky little outdated post-Soviet force that would crumple under a Chinese invasion, let alone fighting the US Military?

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Stop being mean

Do not make fun of war. You deal with different guys this time. It is not Germany or Afghanistan. George, your troops will be torn into pieces here. 2.500.000 of elite russian soldiers are here. They will destroy everything they want, they can cross the whole continent in an hour and blow all your destroyers, journalists, diplomats. George you are a cowboy! Stop now! Forget it! Hide bullets in the warehouses away. And forget your daddy. We had one dumbass, he had revenged for his brother and the whole Glory Russian Empire crashed. And another weirdo who had revenged for his grandfather the USSR collapsed after that. And you will repeat these mistakes. Leave your father alone. He has finished his work already. Think about the future of the States, it is collapsing, young people flee from your country. Nobody wants to live in the States, NO ONE! It is a second-hand goods' store. Dollar, dollar, dollar! This is dirty green paper. Soulless! No composers, you have no writers. The whole World listens to Chaikovsky and Dostoevsky. Festivals, sport! Only in Russia. Russia here and Iraq. People love their president here and you are despised. Despised! Your predecessor — Clinton. He had his pants unzipped right in his office! Its all fucked up when some prostitute in the president's cabinet does a blow-job to mr. President. Is it what the USA is all about? Holy shit shall long. What are you doing out there? Monica! Nothing else metters — president, war, Middle East! Cock suckers all around, handjobbers, faggots! George! Watch any cowboy movie look how many dead bodies, blood. Murders here, murders there. Here… I'm talking to you from HERE!

Look at the sky — it's Moscow! Miscoe is not Berlin, is not Kabul. You will never win there as we know local people, we know this president. He is the only one on Earth who tells you to fuck off. The only one! All others are too afraid in front of you, they stay in the line to bow low before you. And he is the only one who sits there for 11 years. For 11 years he's been resisting you! And you with your "powerful" shitty economy, your million soldier army, your fleet and missiles can do nothing. You drop bombs daily, you kill children, while the Iraqi soldiers are ready to fight. You are afraid to send your troops there. And you have been afraid for 11 years, your papa had also feared. The apple never falls far from the tree. You will never win there! This will be your fatal fiasco. Napoleon has lost the Waterloo, Hitler has lost the battle for Berlin and you will lose Baghdad. Baghdad is your tomb. You hear me, George — damn cowboy? You need back to Texas, to your ranch. Drive around your empty lands in Jeep and start learning spanish. And New-York will have spoken russian already. We will send another 10 million of Russians to the States and will elect our own President for the US. And you, George, will get a good cell in the Butirka prison. Do you get me? George, you will never be victorious here. All Arabs and Muslims of the world, the whole eastern Europe, Moscow is against you. Moscow doesn't want this war and our President has clearly told you^ do not fire at Baghdad. Let's better blow up Tbilissi together or Baku, or other cities. We will find other targets on the Earth. The Earth is so large — we can sink Australia into the oceans depths if you like. Alright! Wanna see our missiles? Our weapons now… at night our scientists will change gravitation field of the Earth a little bit and your country will be under the water.

good pasta

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t. beaten by jungle monkeys with bamboo sticks
dont make me laugh

24 hours and your whole country will be under the water of the Atlantic and the Pacific oceans. Think about who you are playing with? Think! You forgot what Bonapart's end, Hitler's end was, all others? You will make a historical mistake, your father won't be grateful to you, forget him, your daddy. Your generals tell you not to start war. Still it is not too late! Today is just the 21th of June 1941! But if tomorrow morning you send your fighters to Alaska it will be your own tomb, you will die in this war. And no one will bury you as you hit the whole country, the whole humanity. 6 billions people do not want this war to happen SIX! SIX BILLION. You ignorant, do you know how to count? One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six billion. Whole planet is against you. You are the only one who wants war and this slut — Condoleezza Rice. She is a half-black whore who needs a good cock. Send her here, guys of our Taman division will make her satisfied, will make her happy in baraks in one night. She will not want war any more, she will choke in Russian sperm as it will be leaking out of her ears. She is not Monica Lewinsky who has made a single blowjob. There Condoleezza will be so sucked that she will creep to the US embassy in Moscow on her knees. George, STOP! George, better go to casino, Las Vegas and finish all. All quiet in Alaska.

>pot calling the kettle black

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Great speech keep it going.

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We literally won afghanistan and our kd was muuuuuuch higher because naturally we are the nation of warriors while you are the nations of refugee cucks bow to you masters before its not too l8

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You have 12 years of Alaska left, enjoy it while it lasts
Winter is coming

If your invasion of Afghanistan is what you call a "victory," then the Vietnam War was a victory, too.

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Vietnam war showed the whole world how incompetent american ear machine is
You literally lost
South vietnam ceased to exist calm down george calm down

My country wasn't the one that collapsed because of its war.

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BASED

>soviet union collapsed because of afghan war
Lmaoing at american edukashn

No, yours surrendered without a fight

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And not only did the government you supported lose in the end, your country collapsed. Get over it, Mr. Ivanovich.

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>said the cuck state who lost 14 countries' worth of territory because they couldn't finish off some goatfuckers

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America is on the verge of collapse and you know it. You're not going to be so smug when Russia will rise from the ashes of your shitty mcdicknalds burger empire george calm fucking down

Why are Americans such hateful cunts?

Your oligarch overlords are no different than our corporate overlords, Dmitri.

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I’m not I’m trying to tell him to stop being mean to the Russian but he won’t listen

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Californians are the only redeemable Americans.

I mean your country is already under Russian control
Well no, they are. They dont dictate every aspect of our lives in a nightmarish police state, unlike in the US.
You aight, Alaskaboi :)

Because we don't apologize like you leafmonkeys.

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Dude bros are cool but we’re talking about middle class white suburban folk who are friendly but vote for the same policies that they claim to be escaping from

>overdosing on the propaganda
So is that why we're taking away that gas money that Germany gives you, then?

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>overdosing on the propaganda

I rest my case.

You're not taking shit though. You're delusional

Neither are you.

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We'll see

It's probably some boomer that hates Russia.

California is also Russian clay. Cascadia too

Good Salmon

Is this sold in Alaska too? Or is it just for export? Anyway is good

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Wow, that russian flag went really autistic there

In any case, Alasca was a colony for Russia, and, sadly, it was exploited like one. Any talk of 'claims' is by definition laughable, and if we go by what is considered "valid" today ("which ethnic group lives where"), we can easily see that any russian appeals to them is usually met with "get out then".
Anyway, IF America truly splinters, and IF russia will start pursuing reunification agenda in earnest then it may be possile. I wouldn't hold my breath

But making a bridge there - that would be nice