/CUM/

heterosexual edition

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hey guys, does anyone want to start a band? I play a lot of instruments so I can fill in where need be.

Just had a cig for the first time in over a year

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everyding is awright.

Got banned two days and dont know why :(

haven't had a cigarette since July

I played bass in high school jazz/blues band but I doubt I still can, been too long

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Tfw not worthy of gf

where you at big nigga?

op probably reported you

what do you mean with that?

Got drunk enough that it seemed like a good idea

north texas been forever though I haven't touched it since senior year

Indian Men are so cute!
^_^

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I once got banned for posting this, off topic.
I have seen a lot of Off-Topic shit and it doesn0t get banned

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are you old or smth

Can you keep your spamming out of this general? Thanks

Have only ever been banned for posting loli and fuck mods, normally together so it's hard to tell which

older than I'd like

that's not spamming

because my phone broke kek

I would rape her 100%

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my based mudpuppy threads get deleted yet faggot central stays up for three days

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What are the nice parts of Mexico?

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Really?
No one is going to post QTs?

>because my phone broke kek
Wait then how are you posting, also get a job and buy a cheap laptop, I need to get one too right now, probably once my car is fixed

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Are you the canadian who spams black bitches?

im finally going to watch the departed

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Gonna have nonwhite babies

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No, I prefer WW and/or AW.

This is HETEROSEXUAL edition

CUTE

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I'll fuck the straight right out of you

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do you like bitches mixed with white and asian too?
I would suck the gay out of you

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underappreciated thanks to Glaugfags.

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chronic masturbator

Classy dame.

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I'm not sure what you mean.
Like, are you asking about mixed women? Or?

If I'd have been born 20 years earlier...
Well nothing I guess.

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Not my fault that my girlfriend and I are still together and getting to the point where we’re seriously talking about getting married and having kids
If God wanted me to have white babies he wouldn’t have ended my previous relationship

NEED a brown gf

cute
based
redpilled

jazz is technically impressive but completely shit music

i think they are called Hapas

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nationalism was a reaction to soulless industrialism

You don't know who that retard is so shut the fuck up

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Well, you gotta do what you gotta do!

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>jazz is technically impressive but completely shit music

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Jesus was a black man.

Thanks, Macbro.

your dad was a black man

>finns
yikes, they kinda look like white samis

Nah

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>listens to nigger improvise

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That I got banned? Lol

Yeah, Hapas are alright.
Strangely enough, I don't think I know of any well-known Hapas

Why do the swedish hate the Finns?

Is Mexican weed good?

just banter

>2018
>liking girls

I'm just going to go with 100% of historians and bible scholars and say that he was a Jew.

i mean was there no reason with the ban or something?

You are lying.
You hate the Finns, but you just don't want to give me an explanation.

hapa is a really annoying word, i prefer "mutt"
in a sentence
that half asian half mexican mutt just fell down the stairs and tore off their achilles tendon

how would i know

didn't ask

3EDGY5ME

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people don't actually hate other countries IRL fag.

Finland is rightful Swedish clay

my old phone

>get a job
I'm trying

Sweet Jesus..

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>people don't actually hate other countries IRL fag.
Stupid American
Xenophobia is real

My children will have a black mother

and that's the fucking problem isn't, canada? you don't take initiative, you don't GET AFTER IT, you don't execute the mission.

maybe in stupid chink countries like
china, japan, korea
the list ends there cause that's it.

Hey /cum/
Wanna hear a joke?
What is the difference between a woman on her period, and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist

>I'm trying
Me too

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Maybe because of the pics i posted

haha

hot

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think I'm gonna go fix my phone tomorrow

it's the charge port

i hope Finns annex sw*den and genocide every sw*de

Of course, the chaotic minded American ruins everything.

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Do you know how I like to call the vagina?

my last names start with an s and an a

Her's one:
-A newfie's wife passed away and he called 911. The 911 operator told him that they would send someone over right away and asked him where he lived.
"At the end of Eucalyptus Drive," the newfie told her. The operator asked, "Could you please spell that for me?"
After a long pause, the newfie said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

how

>last names

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I call it a taxi so I can roll over and get some sleep.