For a 1M dollars

no.
my dad died and my mother is only one I care about in this world. you can't pay for this

Nah man

Deffo, i can use the mill to get some plastic surgery for my mum

as long as i can make up an hour later and give them 100k for the trouble

I would think about it but no

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No chance

no you dummy

underrated

>itt: humble brag about about having a good family.
>yfw your mom is a literal whore.

I would punch her in the face for a lot less desu.

But then you lose any chance of inheriting their steadily appreciating Boomer house and Boomer gold buried in the backyard...

No.
it’s time to grow up anons, your failings are your own.

No amount of money could make me cut off my mom. Millions, billions, all of the world you name it I have thought about it.

I won't do this even for a metric ton of gold AND all Satoshi's private keys

Yes

I will do it for 20 000

i would do it for free

not even for a billion

what a retarded question

no

no. i truly feel bad for those who had shitty parents

unironically no

damn shes a legit 10/10

already did that

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Never

Tell parental units I get 10,000 if I punch mother lightly in face and yell at them and I'll give them half if they play along.

Punch mother lightly in face and yell at them in foreign language.

Easiet 995,000

No. If you would do that you have a terrible relationship with your parents. I feel bad for people who even would consider it.

Of course. If you wouldn't you're literally never going to make it.

minus the punching i've already done all this for free

No way in hell...
1 million isn't a lot anyway.
I wouldn't do it for any amount of money though, I love my parents.

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no retard

Fuck off to redit underage b&

>Would you punch your mother in the face in front of your dad
Yes, but I'd donate that 1 mil to my parents
>yell at them that you hate them
Yes but with a lot of pain in my heart
>then you would have to never see them again or contact them again
Nope. Here is where I draw the line.

1mil, i'd murder them both. I could always setup a college fund for the children of my family. Would be their biggest contribution ever.

>For a 1M dollars
My dad's Networth is over 5M from all the assets he has.
That's retarded DESU.

Oh I also love them so no.

I did it without getting paid

without any hesitation. am I the only one?

Never