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umm i made the last one sweaty.

when will the aussies go to bed?

Need a blonde gf

Imo if in the coming centuries China played its cards right and more or less credit-colonised the pacific and other nations and it then got heated with the US, then a cold-war sea border could develop between Oz and 'China' (pacific) and if war breaks out w/ US they could disable us fairly easily considering how de-centralized we are

BUT if we brought in Finnish style mandatory service, then the sheer annoyance of having to deal with a vast island full of pissed off military-trained bogans would be enough to avert any large scale take over

so I guess all we have to fear is total economic collapse in the near future or societal collapse as is inevitable in Britain hehe

Saw one yesterday

shan't read any of this tom clancy armchair strategising tripe

Australia is incredibly centralised you blathering buffoon

you're right but at first I thought you were talking about 1v1. it's quite different when it comes to world wars though, I agree

guffawed good one bruce

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Australia is a desert though, reliant on massive food industry for its coastal cities. All China has to do is capture or surround the cities, and Australia will collapse.
That's assuming colonising it with Chinese immigrants won't do the job for them.

China is at the crossroads Germany was at the beginning of the 20th century. Either they will ascend to the position of a peaceful scientific and economic co-power. Or go full autism and try to conquer the world and get BTFO.

Tell me more about how 90% of people don't live in capital cities

>>>/pol

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Lots of nerd talk ITT

you'll wish you did when The Yellow Man comes knocking on your door and you're caught with your dick in your hands

me? I'll be in my air-ballon to Antartica by then

so long x

yeah? how’s that?
bet you love her really go and give her a hug

he was very handsome

downloading Battle for middle earth 2

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where are the slags

met a friend of a friend on saturday and the guy kept dabbing what was that all about he's lke 28

imagine caring about australia's continued existence as a sovereign country instead of actively seeking its total and complete demise with relish

I honestly would kill her if i had a gun tbqh

A toast! To Australian military prowess!

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Just had a smelly (oh so smelly) fart

by azura

americans are so fucking cringey

need you out of business

>wypipo

nice, one of my favourite things to do was actually on bfme1 go as gondor or rohan then set like 5 hard ais on a team as mordor and just try and survive haha.

we're ar the precipice on an enormous crossroads here, if you ask me

at least we take it more seriously than c*nada

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ah like decentralized as in there's an even population spread between the important cities, making them standalone targets

Sydney and Brisbane are 10 hours apart, Sydney and Melbourne are like 5 hours apart, where as in Europe main capital cities are only a few hours apart with huge populations inbetween

we're spread thin

>jewishpipo

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redditspacing mong

1 > 3 > 2

Be he's one of those spackers who doesn't know the limit to ironic humour. Bet if you called him out on it he'd start screaming "you mad" and making brap noises.

quite like this pic

I hunt, therefore I am
Harvest the land
Taking of the fallen lamb

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ah
yes

remember when they let me and my older brother visit the flight deck on a flight pre 9/11. We had a quick chat with the captain about fligh simulator while going over the alps. Shame kids today won't ever have such memories.

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corr

I just kinda went umm are you dabbing? didn't want to be a dickhead

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nonce

Based and ooh rahpilled

How old is she

not

I am the walrus?

how are you doing today schizo

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Will move to australia and defend it to my dying breath
Until they call me a pom one time too many and i snap and yell at everyone and get on the first plane out of Australia only to realise it's going to New Zealand and then when i arrive i'm really on edge and i look angry while trying to buy a coke and after paying the guy says "you alri brew?" and i explode at him too and i get really angry and throw him across the room and start screaming about how i'm trying my bloody hardest and nobody's giving me a chance while smashing up the airport lounge. I'm then deported back to Australia as a prisoner for my violent and reckless behaviour, and as I sit in a blind rage I suddenly have a moment of perfect clarity: That kiwi bastard didn't give me change for my coke.
Never trust 'em.

find it fucking BAFFLING how close Japan came to invading Australia

Nip bombs exploded on Australian land

mind-boggling that

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the canadian experience
snow honestly gives me the fear lads never seen it in person but it seems very sinister

some fat nigger has moved in down the road from me with his white chavvy girlfriend

quite repulsive

hello lowly Socialist Alternative runtette

When I was flying back from Mallorca there was a delay so the pilot let us look at the cockpit. Told him how good I was on the flight Sims so he let me have a go flying for a bit

18
Still plays with children's dolls
Won't shower
Won't go to her tard school without 3-5 hours of my parents screaming at her (waking me up in the process)
She will unironically end my dads life with a heart attack at the current rate
I fantasize about killing her sometimes tbqh

did the poonigger bomb the poonigger?

post a pic of her

based captain

good post

what exactly is wrong with her?
how coherent is she?

>Won't go to her tard school without 3-5 hours of my parents screaming at her (waking me up in the process)
Why even do it at that point?

didn't Japan imagine that invading Australia would be really hard because you must've had loads of people and cities that you'd be fighting tooth and nail to defend as they came down from Darwin towards Canberra, since for some reason they never learned that literally everyone lived on the south-east coastline? (Except Perth, but Perth is rightfully South African anyway.)

Your sister is Hannah Hays?

good one, you fucking retard

I'm so sorry man. that sounds like a nightmare. honestly wouldn't know what to do if I had a retarded kid

That's what i said
I guess its just nice to have her out of the house
Low IQ, something in the 50's i think
No hannah is cute my sister is ugly as sin

did that after 9/11

Think about buying a one way ticket to the US and going to a gun range and shooting myself in the head desu. Fairly solid plan but I'd feel a bit bad for the cleanup

Sounds like an average yank to me

no idea - I know we had a plan to halve the country if it did come to that though

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brisbane_Line

he let you fly with autopilot on

>he's a virgin

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whyd you even reply to him, waste of a post

Japs were spooked with how good the Aussies were at guerrilla fighting in New Guinea and shit themselves at the thought of a million soldiers melting into the bush the moment they invaded. It would also have been impossible to defend the entire coastline from the inevitable American counterattack.

why can't I say "nigger"? I'm not white. my ancestors most likely didn't own slaves. so what do I have to feel guilty about?

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what if you survived and ended up mongy?

I'm a virgin

no, he let me land it too

> Told him how good I was on the flight Sims so he let me have a go flying for a bit

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poor sicilianus

don't northern indians hate southern indians because they look like niggers though

Im sorry user, there are times where I really wonder why god creates people like that, who are just an emotional and financial drain on others