/brit/: Greggs' party edition
kurwa
Was informed I eat olives like a woman
sue
did schizo behave himself last night
i wank like a woman
DUN DUN DUH-NUH-NUH NUH NUH
nah ended up fucking your girlfriend up the arse sorry champ
i check for dirt on my shoes like a woman
I wank my cock like a woman
might be going to greggs today for dinner
finally got my essays in, deserve a treat.
howdy fellers
i check my nails like a woman
Will you still be sueposting in 5 years? 10?
love humiliating alan. he just disappears for a while and then comes back pretending like nothing happened. hilarious.
Just beat this, loved it. Hope they make more first person games.
i get a salad from greggs like a woman
Alexa can I just buy regular salt chips and add vinegar
b-but I'm a virgin freak
Alexa, turn on the lights like a woman
Ha ha .. Norf ..
My name is Greg am I welcome?
I shut him off
/brit/
more like secondary school where people call each other virgins as an insult
well then i fucked your imaginary girlfriend up the arse
FOP
the many miles we walk
the many things we learn
the building of the shrine
only just to burn
that's the way it is
that's the way it is
may the wind be at your back
good fortune touch your hand
may the cause let out the strain
all from your command
that's the way it is
that's the way it is
shine light into darkness
shine light into darkness
we called each other spackers in high school as an insult
No you didn't. Stop lying.
lil shart
Pajeet or Paki or Poo?
actually we never went to "high school" because we're not yanks
ha, cuck
we've done this before
my high school was and is called a high school
Why do Indian woman love white men so much?
What is it called in british my dude?
If I were you I'd keep an eye on me.
this post would’ve been better if you greentexted his post with a funny yank image without giving him a (you)
FOY
Then you're a yank and you should fuck off.
yeah but you obviously went to school in America then so not sure why that's relevant
secondary school
just skimmed approx 90 seconds of this and it couldnt be any more stereotyped if it tried, not even the slightest hint of nuance, absolute load of trite crap
actually some schools in the uk do have the title high school
swear radio 1 plays the exact same songs over and over every day at the same time every day
if you were me you'd keep both eyes on me
by the end of this december i will have been posting sue in /brit/ daily for 2 full calendar years
actually the UK doesn't contain the USA so it doesn't, sorry if you were confused
i went to a grammar school and it had 'high school' in its name, you dumb fuck
Rise up!
juck fews
why does the US military keep crashing its aircraft
bet you had a prom as well didn’t you skyler hahaha
me? oh don't mind me. well I'm just the guy who orchestrates the direction of every single /brit/ discussion from behind-the-scenes
nice LARP
that's all well and good Cody but we're talking about British people right now
go back to fucking imaginary women
Cheers always felt there is a more dignified term than high school. Feel a bit embarrassed to have put this in my cv all these years
Bit sad really innit. Don't you have anything better to do?
en.wikipedia.org
umm sweetie
sometimes im remotely satisified with the way i look
sometimes i think im irredeemably hideously ugly and should top myself
simple as
I fuck real women, kiddo.
Don't do the obsessively reply all thread thing again, lad.
It's super fucking pathetic and cringe.
End of.
doxxxed
also screaming at the """""sad wank""""" part around 6:30, the banality defies description
what does it say after "coeducational" there, mate? try not to burst a blood vessel as you read it
May as well just kill yourself then
>Woking
>woke
>literally Yank slang
FOY
I'll stop when you stop replying
(which is twice as pathetic but we'll glaze over that)
You ever meet Matt Willis from busted lad??
it is something better to do
Kill Yourself.
He's right that they do use the title 'High School' though, which was what he said. Don't move the goalposts, leftypol mong.
oh I'm not denying that it's technically a secondary school
BUT IN TERMS OF THE LITERAL FUCKING NAME OF IT - IT IS LITERALLY CALLED A HIGH SCHOOL
You just can't help it can you.
Even virgins have more self respect than you
summer
some weirdos go to middle school between primary and secondary. what the hell kind of gay shit is that
argument was never about what they called it
he WENT to a secondary school that they apparently call a high school
Kill Yourself.
>not going to a grammar school
this makes my yikes become the big yikes
>argument was never about what they called it
yes it was
for all that though i personally dont believe ive supplanted caralad as "the" waifu poster of brit, even if he hasnt posted for 2-3 years
Say it again
Ded
>the banality defies description
How did you afford to meet sue if you are a neet?
blow me schizo
Kill Yourself.
Louder. More passion.
wasn't
>we never went to "high school"
you went to a secondary school
So Darul Uloom is also an acceptable term for a school in the UK
en.wikipedia.org
Isn't it you argumentative little shits
Louder. More passion.
God I miss her, wish I could just read her Twitter again
look good from the front
look like an angry skull from 3/4 angle
look like a rat from the side
lol I know this