How do you call a tornado going through India?

How do you call a tornado going through India?

a shitstorm

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What do you call a comedian in Germany?


A foreigner.

How would you call a monkey in brazil? A local

Great joke german friend.

also that's such a cute apu

That's Donald Trump Apu.

What do you call a peaceful Russian?

Dead.

What do you call a british national? Muhammad.

yeah and he's on the wall keeping the mexicans out lmao

What do you call an American? Shot.

Hey haha guys... what do you um.. what do you call a, a hahaha what do you call a um DESPACITO hahahaha get it guys?

That's actually something I've never thought about.
Imagine how much actual shit goes flying whenever there's a typhoon or tornado or anything.

How do you call an american who is fat and dumb?
whatever his name is

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bwahahahahahahahaha good one hans

Hans..... lay off the bad jokes amigo :/

imagine a tornado taking up all the feces and corpse infested water of the ganges and throwing it on unsuspecting foreign tourists' mouths as they say "ah"

haha nice one

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this is a foreigner in Germany

How do you call a place where a lot of italians live?

Spagetto

based

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>where do black italians live

fpbp

German "humor" at its finest.

You have to go back

heh

I find German jokes funny. Should I be worried?

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>This is as funny as german humour can get

based

What happens when you give a euro to a Greek?
He throws it in a wishing well and wishes for more money.

What do you get when you cross a Pole and an Italian?
A thief who is too lazy to steal.

What disorder does an Italian without hands have?
A speech impediment.

Americans btfo

BTFO