Give me one valid reason why i shouldn't convert to orthodoxy

Orthodox are much more badass and its priests are more manly than shaved Catholic ones. Plus, they wear awesome robes!

go for it

Catholicism is literally christianity for normies

Because god does not exist

that would be American McChristianity™
you know, livestreaming from Mega-Churches® and all that

American faith doesn't even qualify as christianity. Catholicism is the most common, so even by that metric it's the normiest I guess.

Our McChurches are definitely NOT normie friendly, everyone who goes to them is a zealot.

>believing in orthodoxy for the people and not the holy spirit
>which the catholic church has

I pay more attention to how the Church and its hierarchy looks like (in short: technical aspects). Orthodox Church keeps the oldest traditions of Christianity, while the Catholic Church got too much ''europeized''.

Oi mait, become a buddhist or something

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join us whenever you want fren

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If you're non-white go for it.

>picking them of reasons and stupid strawmen
then one that you actually like and feel like you want to do

did someone on twitter tell you they were redpilled or something?

examples?

Our original religion was Orthodox. We were converted to Catholicism by the Normans.

They're schismatics with bad theology and worse ecclesiology. Join the living Church founded by Jesus Christ. Become Roman Catholic.

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>bad theology
Example?

Rejection of the filioque, a critical part of Trinitarian doctrine, basically for political reasons
Essence-energies distinction, a really goofy post-schism medieval meme
Permitting divorce and remarriage, contraception

Fuck off spastic. Bet you saw a totally BASED picture of an Orthodox priest blessing some guns and thought 'yep that's for me'

Non of this is Theology and they use the filioque in its original form.

Orthodoxy is just too jewish and anglicans are the Devil's henchmen.
You'd probably be more pious if you became an atheist.

No brain: Atheist
Tiny brain: Agnostic
Medium brain: Lutheran
Big brain: Catholic
Massive brain: Orthodox
Extremely massive brain: Islam
Brain the size of the visible universe: Just becoming a Jew

fuck off David

>Extremely massive brain: Islam
their IQs rather imply the oppsite.

find it yourself

Prokfs please, by that logic we were also orthodox.

we are.
As much as they are catholic.

I was never fan of that proddie think "noo noo they say this they are satanists"

On this I agree, the Split happened because of douchy politics.

this

>Claim to be original church
>Christ says that once man marries woman both are joined
>dude divorce up to 5 times is good lmao

orthodoxy is retarded
its like protestant churches except lined up by national divisions
they have semiliterate shepherds become clergy and leadership is appointed by communist and ex communist state leadership which uses it as state's tool
their religious services are like folk parties

not to forget that the general orthodox population are poor, stupid, annoying, uncivilized and very little better than gypsies

romanitas.ru/eng/THE FALL OF ORTHODOX ENGLAND 5X8.htm

>ru

Will read though.