I was at the grocery store buying macaroni because it was on discount and this oily greaser who smelled like garlic came up and he was really excited that I was buying pasta and wanted to know what I was cooking so I told him mac and cheese and he got real agitated and telling me that's unacceptable that's a disgrace and he was following me to the self checkout and people were staring and when I left the store I started running and he started chasing me and screaming that I had insulted his country and his cuisine and I got into the car and drove out as fast as I could but he was clinging to the bumper hammering on the window and when I turned a corner he got thrown off and his head made a sound like a jar of marinara exploding.
This,lack of realism in your bullshit OP and why not even shoot him?
Ryder Jenkins
Is kind of tards find this a funny post?
Isaiah Davis
>I started running fake and gay A real american would have stood his ground and shot him
Joshua Gutierrez
Made up imagination story. You can't run duh
Jordan Cox
hilarious memes aside, i really don't believe there are italians left in the us since the first generations are dying out, the only ones that are still clinging onto their italians roots are probs fourth generations that don't speak a word of italian and have never been to italy
