Clean your desk

Clean your desk.

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My room is always clean, it is an reflection of one state of mind afterall.

clean my anus with your tongue

now what?

nooo I dont wanna become a Nazi
fuuuuck

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I have my pc on a dining table because I live alone. Neet lyfe!

>2018
>believes in god like a fucking retard

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>2018
>Worshiping planetary bodies.

Checkmate, Grug

How do I scam people like Jordan Peterson did and get rich?

user, relax. Even Kennedy became one.

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Just tell them what they want to hear in a way that sounds insightful and ask money for it.

A messy desk is the sign of a busy mind

He doesn't even really ask for money.

Firstly you have to find a segment of society, preferably middle class or richer, that is looking for some kind of narrative to give them a sense of direction.
Peterson has already cornered his own market, but what I'd suggest is start watching Alan Watts, Chris Butler, Tony Robbins, Robert Kiyosaki and Oprah lectures and start making notes on the themes, but also how they structure their lectures and storytelling - try and see how they are similar and how they are different.
In amongst that matrix of lecturing you should be able to figure out how you can position your own snakeoil in a relatively untapped audience.

Oh and read Joseph Campbell, even if it's just the wiki article, just so you can get the clotheshorse to hang your bullshit 'my story of achieving the American dream' onto.

>Tony Robbins
Lost me
>Oprah
Double lost me
>Mentioning Joseph Campbell and not Carl Jung
Kys psuedoscholar

>acting elitest on a Pajeet internet money shilling board
>acts like scamming plebs is beneath him

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Sounds like someone needs to re-watch the Oprah lecture: “You are a Gloriously Clean Tampon in the Pulsating Vagina of Life.”

How about instead of doing that, you please explain to me how what I suggested, if properly acted upon with a well written and promoted lecture tour isn't a good way of making money?

If you were smart enough to do that you’d be able to figure that out on your own.

That's not why I was asking the question - here I'm trying to fucking help people make money off feckless plebs and I'm getting a first year English lit student accusing me of suggesting Tony Robbins is a legitimate source of life advice while unironically suggesting Alan Watts and Carl Jung are serious intellectuals, and you claiming I'm not smart enough to duplicate Tony Robbins techniques for financial gain when I'm the one who suggested the fucking idea and a methodology with how to do it?

Who's been going around pissing in everybody's cereal today?

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>now watch as the crux of my argument is totally ignored in favor of my ironic use of a Kanye tweet.

>Carl Jung not a serious intellectual

Holy shit, now I know you are hopelessly retarded.

Jordan "Whites are not entitled to their own homeland" peterson