/brit/

Ah yes, Aussie hours, or as I call it - cancer time.

your dad have another affair then?

wish someone's mum would bake my spuds

struggling to fold an envelope for the past ~30 minutes

Want to die haha

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basically

We left the door unlocked and he got loose.

most australians are in bed for toil

the prospective gf hasn't responded do my message i sent 9 hours ago

thought it was just your sisters that toiled in beds

Have to make Chicken Curry for dinner because I’m home today, don’t really want to be bothered cutting vegetables though right now

Yeah don't bother, just go hungry instead

I always get onion juices in my eye

for the past week or so i've been texting a girl where she sends a message, i answer within an hour, then she waits 24 hours before replying, and it goes like that in a loop
pointless but ive got nothing else going so

>this frightens the Brit

youtube.com/watch?v=V-gkKM1E6hE

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my sister is a mother of two show some respect

Lol I'm not wrong
An obsession with Nordic features was all over popular media in the 80s

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the dream habitat

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Absolutely Based
1488

should take the hint lad
reckon any more than 30 minutes is inexcusable these days when everyone's always got their phone on them, only reason is that they're just not interested

i know an aussie lad who can put away ale like its water and he never gets a hangover, good bloke he is

Meet me in maple ridge next time you come back to Canada so I can put a pipe wrench through your skull.

wish i knew any girls to text

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon isn't going to Disney World!

I don't text people at work

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>my superior genes!!
t. no job, no gf, no life
at least you have your superior genes

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Git 'im with your air rifle lad.

wish enjoyable things didn't cost so much money

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hyped for holy fury lads

NEED Paradox to obliterate my bollocks and wallet pronto

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this sends shivers down rommel's spine

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feel intimidated by schizo

heard there were bald freaks posting here today

thinking i might tell the girl i'm interested in i watch anime, seems useless to pretend i don't

*rides up behind you*

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we need to stockpile because of brexit? oh no i was fooled by farage and boris, i don't want brexit anymore i love the eu now

Except you are wrong.

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yaxley-lennon is so posh sounding

got the envelope folded
but forgot a part of the contents

still not been able to update my ck2 past 2.8.1
cs.rin has been down since october
fuck sake

mate you're going to get yourself hurt badly one day
you're like one of those pampered little poodles with a bad attitude trying to take on a dobermann

Remember when moot, and by extension the rest of Jow Forums, hated Australian posters?
Good times.

mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/im-celebrity-noel-edmonds-set-13577189

miss the days when i wasn't alive

lool

if they don't have an underwater challenge for him called Eel or No Eel then I'm out

10 minutes left of my toilbreak. Someone say something to keep me amused for the rest of the day.

Ah yes, those Nordic features of Bruce Willis, Arnie, Sly Stallone, Kurt Russell, Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal, Wesley Snipes, Charles Bronson, Harrison Ford.

Can you explain how?

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he doesnt leave the house
he'll try shooting up a school but get the shite kicked out of him by some teenager

i am over the age of 16 and have never had sex

how long does one bottle of vape liquid last you lads

LOL you have no fucking clue.
You are an absolute bitch I can see it in your eyes.
I don't live like you live, you english teacher fucking dork.
I'd kill you mate straight up. You're a fucking doofus.

why does adding an e onto the end of shit change the pronunciation of the i

mhm yes

HAHA please you fucking ugly munter child.
I'd bounce your fucking head off the concrete like a basketball.

please vocaroo that post schizo

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maddening how the thumbnail is purple but the piccy is blue
insane..

bon après-midi pierre, comment s'est passée ta journée

anyone who doesn't choose blue is a mong

Ugly little faggot.

flew to canada and took schizos chin out the stratosphere but im back now

funny how this concept was started by two transgenders

NEED Paradox to take a hammer to my bollocks and wallet IMMEDIATELY

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eating welsh rarebit

Open invitation to any and all but nobody takes up the offer. Maybe you're afraid a little bit?

aren't you a NEET with mental issues? at least I eat healthy and am physically active every day and don't try to aggro everyone 10 000km away from me
utter state ngl

ça va ça va. Il est 14h25 donc c'est pas fini :)

been blinded by the sun shining and reflecting off of schizobaldleaf's head

how about you both fuck off
literally nothing leafs under foreign flags say is relevant to British culture

is this the new expac?
been waiting to try it.

aren't you a fucking english teaching quebecois MUTT tryhard pseud crpyo commie that fucks TRANNIES off of vietnamese tinder?
I'd smoke your fucking head off utter state ngl

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I'm a bit cold. Might wrap up in the duvet.

Go play video games faggot

yeah it's gonna be fucking mental

few more hours til it drops

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Imagine unironically having phimosis. Would top myself 2bh

the Chad Med-Celt Fascist Vietlad Canadian vs the Virgin German-Slav Nazi Schizo Canadian

is that the actual icon on the right
did they literally just blow up the icon in mspaint

and I can still heem you into the Oort cloud you little hobgoblin
not going to waste my time with you any more this thread

I ain't no Virgin and Vietlad ain't no Fascist.

really wish my daydreams would evolve beyond the high school stage

what are the odds that schizo has been trolling /brit/ all this time

jealous, it's going to be hot here next few days unfortunately so i'm reluctant to be going outside

Imagine if the Asia Bibi lass is offered asylum in Britain only to end up being murdered by some Muslim nutter in London.

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Maybe you COULD but you wouldn't because you're a balless poofter that's never connected fist to jaw in your miserable life. Yuh fuckin nerd.

thought so when it began but he is far too dedicated, he's here posting every 30 seconds for 18 hours a day
it is by far the most pathetic thing i've ever seen

if you realise as a kid you can fix it easily.