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Why the discrepancy?
Jeremiah Long
Eli Hughes
Xavier King
>soccer
Jack Green
Huh
This is actually true
Charles Bennett
structure of your "cities"
in europe football is a sport of 2-3 parts of one city. northern vs western or fiat factory workers vs coal miners. the US has suburban sprawl and low density that's why you can't create strong league
Kayden Jenkins
>s*ccer
Brayden Hill
Soccer in America: for faggots
Soccer in Europe: for low IQ impoverished brutes
Soccer in Latin America: for everyone
To conclude, soccer is for human trash exclusively, no matter where you are.
Brayden Rivera
>yuro
guys on the right literally voted to leave europe
Angel Howard
Good post.
Anthony Morales
in italy most people of all social classes are football fans, even university professors make jokes about football
hooligans are a particular category and are actually a few buy very loud, they're mostly subproletariat violent people that do that as a lifestyle and are often connected to organized crime, normal fans often despise them
Angel James
Normal people aren't into soccer here
Kevin Wright
>european soccer fans don't make cringy comics
based
Landon Thompson
WE
DONT
GIVE
A
CRUD
Adam Allen
>mfw an ameridoop didn't give a crud next to me
DOOP DOOP dats da sound of da phill-ees
DOOP DOOP amerifats eat blocks of cheese
DOOP DOOP they just can't bend their knees
Just doop my crud up
Austin Martin
Football fans in Europe are the default mainstream retard who gets a sense of personal identity from supporting his team giving them a sense of place and identity.
Soccer fans in the US are middle class wankers who pretend to like a boring foreign sport because he gets a sense of identity from being out of the mainstream in his society.
Charles Brooks
typical american soccer fan is pic related though
Alexander Foster
Blatant contrarianism
Isaac Gray
Imagine the ponces that wrote these going up against some INGURLAND LADS.
Eli Thompson
It has been but it’s mostly a Hispanic sport and it’s becoming popular with the lower class in general due to mongrelization
That statement would work like fifteen years back since we rich white kids all played on soccer teams as kids
Ethan Sanders
>N... Y... C... ***Clap****
Cameron Baker
Well. More like this on the Euro side.
Robert Butler
I think I'm going to have non-consensual sex with John Green.
Yes, in fact right this moment I have resolved to rape this man. All of my faculties and resources are now going to be put into achieving this end. The way this man controls the contortions of his face elicits a deep, ape-ish urge within me to do extremely violent and sexual damage to him.
If you think about it, how is John Green different from a woman? They are equally timid. Equally frivolous. Equally acquiescent. Equally narcissistic. Equally upset by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt Mr. Green has sucked a penis too--maybe just a silicon one (for now), but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-so-naughty' inclination that seizes all women at some point in their life and with the frenzied tom-tom of feminine sexuality blaring in their head which is only ever empty and only ever filled when the image or implication of a Penis can be grasped in external reality, and just like such a woman has John Green greedily taken hold of the dildo that he secretly keeps in his top drawer (why disguise it further? why, wouldn't he be happy if someone were to discover his little perversion? oh think of how oh so so naughty that would be!) and after taking the full 7.5" of rubber down his throat he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "masculine" sexuality has ever come close to attaining.
Hmm, indeed, the lines between Woman and John Green continue to blur, and my dick continues to rise. Raping him could be ethically and epistemologically justified, both through Utilitarian ethics and Platonic Teleology, but I will not go into that here. Suffice to say that raping John Green would be a net benefit for the world as such, as material entity and conceptual ideal. It would be a rape that would satisfy so many hearts, so many minds, and most importantly my own penis.
Jackson Wright
I am decided: John Green will be raped within the month. I will devote myself to finding out his residency, his routines, and I will plot and plan my moment of violation meticulously. This is a very real goal I have set, and I shall know neither rest nor mortal satisfaction until it has been attained.
Connor Baker
no thats lacrosse
soccer is a non existent sport
Landon Carter
American have no culture and therefore they put anything foreign\niche\unpopular on pedestal to seem cool or to add to their hollow personality, that's why every American football "fan" will definitely tell you that and put that on their bio, Sad!