One chance at life

>one chance at life
>born as a native speaker of English, the most important and relevant language in the world
Feels good, man.

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Labrador retrievers are Canadian

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why is norway so fat?

/fa/ness of uniforms

Swe > Fin > NL > Norge > US

wow, american black men sure are small

We can get your speech and text, but
вы нe мoжeтe пoнять нaши.

ल मुजी हिरो भइस्, अब चुप लागेर बर्गर खा्।

>muttland
>"native speakers" who are too retarded to know the difference between your and you're, their and they're

wtf I love Sweden now

>the ukraine
>don't even have your own language, just a dialect of russian

As a globalist I unironically believe that this is why there should only be one language. Other countries are at an innate disadvantage. They have to pay a tax in both monetary and temporal terms just to get on even ground. This is a tax placed on the poor by the rich. Hundreds of hours spent learning a foreign language in school could be rededicated to, say, math if everyone already knew English.

>tf
>tp
weeeeak bait. put in more effort.

that's a white american

Αραξε kαι μην ψωροπερηφανευεσαι διοτι φαση ειναι kαι θα περασει.

Μην εισαι μαλαkας φιλε kαι συμμαχε εξ'Ισραηλ.

>Black Pigeon

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being born into a bilingual family is the best, not being a monolingual english speaker

>вы нe мoжeтe пoнять нaши.
дa, мы мoжeм ...

Just got inspiration for a meme idea from this and after 4000 hrs in paint created this masterpiece. R8.

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americans status: trolled EPIC style

>one chance at life
>born with a small penis

VERY good post
Can also tie into that post-apoc creatura lore

You can probably add "loose/lose" to that list now. I'm starting to see anons make that mistake now, even though both words are pronounced slightly different.

He is a reservist and by the looks of that grey beard, on his way out of the forces. 46 is the max age.

Senpai, post more Mugi-chan.

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Umm, no sweetie. The most important language is Mandarin.