/brit/

anime

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>>anxiety

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right, what'll it be

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hope he doesn't come back, he was always one of the worst posters here

vile disgusting paedo

Anyone here got experience of getting an ICPC? I need it by next Tuesday, but they've only just started cause of some bollocks with my application. Reckon I'm fucked.

pint of carling a glass of house red for the missus ta

2 bottles of peroni mate
its 3 for a fiver?

nonce

6 weeks today until christmas

pint of guinness
no logo in the foam

Got me first tinder match lads

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how dare you speak to me like that

buckfast, taken rectally

*gets blown up*

>a-at l-least i d-died with f-freedom...

twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/1062397705241149440
IT'S OVER

finished the induction for my new job, all is well apart from one major problem....one of the supervisors is a paki, I believe she might even be my supervisor, she wears a headscarf and isn't charismatic - clearly a diversity hire

I'll be starting Friday, I'll be working the shop floor but prior to that, I'll be spending a week doing some hard manual labour

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youtube.com/watch?v=G2madkCfxsA

tune!

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I've never been out drinking, would have no idea what to order

verbal abuse isn't enough
you need your head kicked in for the good of society

Bottle o' yakult please la

pint for the spastic then yeah ta

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choona and mayo lads

who is your pornfu?

lots of UFO related stuff recently...

little servile thrall

Big brain: The fires in California are a punishment from God

*points the virgin freak detector at this post*
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

oh gosh, two fucking spastics in my pub
A PINT OF WHAT DICKHEAD?

Haha yeah that's me, the spastic

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literally this

the lizards are losing ground to the greys, it'll culminate in WW3, a proxy war for control of earth's resource

pathetic freak
i just wank over categories and the front page
simple as

silence

sorry la
the one above you is evidently the true spastic

*flattens your beautiful historic centre and replaces it with a huge 70s brutalist shopping centre only accessible by car*

whoops

cretinous virgin freak

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird-in-Hand,_Pennsylvania

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ball,_Pennsylvania

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania

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krissy lynn or eve Lawrence
love slightly uggo big tit big arse birds
simple as

Post the rooms, lads

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right that's it, get the fuck out of my pub
*signals to big baz to turf you out*

Lads I got a tinder match

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you aren't british
fuck off yank

*walks into the paki shop*
alri, can i get a 500ml?

george ezra is fucking annoying

such a punchable head

@met take him away boys

what's his name?

thats toilstation perfection

Neither are you.

Think about offing myself every waking hour, wish I wasn't a barely sentient piece of shite

>bird is 51 kilometers away
>No proof that they actually matched
grim series of posts from Doug

Oi oi lads

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>[On the deal] Asked if Government’s days are numbered, IDS says: "If this is the case the almost certainly yes."
Expect key resignations tonight over the proposed deal :]

the anime stuff is more cringe than having a Nazi flag on a wall

vot vud yu be liking a vife andred mill of sir

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>the anime stuff is more cringe than having a Nazi flag on a wall

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up da RA

Oh no no no
Time for a people's vote

fuck the pope and the ira

>Neither are you.

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That's the thing, I'd even have a record. I got arrested a few years back cause some cunt threw a punch and said I started it but they never prosecuted.

You didn’t even do the meme right.

Never seen a biggest hypocrite than socalled turtle. Took him under my wing, listened to each one of his dating FAILURES and tried to offer advice, a different more mature perspective and what did I get? An ungrateful little shit who never misses a chanve to talk shit about me thats what

Mental to think that the whole "gay rights" movement boils down to guys getting poo on their bellends without shame or stigma

Damn straight. It's like the UK is only full of cucks now. Cucks and cowards.

See

seething brown manlet balding freak

Now I'm awfully glad you asked me that, Kev, because I just happen to have two twenties and two tens right here in my wallet. I was afraid they were going to be there until next April. So here's what: you slip me a bottle of Bourbon, a glass and some ice. You can do that, can't you, Kev? You're not to busy, are you?

and having a cake whenever you click your fingers

yeah that's fascinating mate but I asked for a lamb bhuna and two garlic naans chop chop

pseudo trip fags are the worst posters on /brit/

fucking disgusting runts (yes that includes turt)

So much for the “gib reparations” talk.

soz lad the whole bottle will run you more than 60 quid x

>lamb bhuna

fuck off Alfred

???

Say, Kev, it seems I'm temporarily light. How's my credit in this joint anyway?

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/emmanuel-macron-eu-army-european-france-angela-merkel-germany-trump-a8631806.html

I remember when everyone laughed at Farage for saying the EU want to create an army

For me? Personally?
It's SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI

The latest 'cut. Was supposed to be a kun agueroesque faux hawk but I guess it got lost in translation

sue

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My room.

Anime and Nazism: a match made in Heaven.

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Fun facts:

-Kubrick called this an optimistic movie because anything that suggested life after death was inherently optimistic

-There was a scene at the end where the hotel manager visits Wendy in the hotel and tells her the police were unable to locate her husband's body

-In the book Halloran isn't killed and is able to rescue Wendy and Danny after battling his way through a bunch of hedge animals that come alive and try to kill him. Also Jack doesn't freeze to death, he is killed when the hotel boiler explodes

This is now a Shining discussion thread btw.

cheeky paki cunts trying to charge me postage on each individual item

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what could have been...

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because its probably each from a different store

>Jack doesn't freeze to death
Cold out. Irish weather.

Yeah each one of them adds to the weight.
Also are you looking in the miror while ordering? hehe

wtf did they do to the facebook messenger app