Not a bad day

>love foraging for mushrooms
>it has barely rained in years

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A guy received a 12'000 euro fine for that here lmao

love me a bunch of pickled mushrooms from my grandma
they're perfect as a snack between shots of vodka

I'm absolutely going to try that. What species does she use?

>I fry them in a pan with egg & bread crumbs
the ONLY right thing. it's unbelievably delicious

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all the edible ones that grandpa manages to pick when he walks around the forest while drunk

Based they are delicious indeed

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litearlly can't forget the smell of these

You realize mashrooms are literally parasites, right? What you're eating is food that that thing sucked out of what used to be perfectly healthy tree, you're eating stolen nutrients.

Yooo

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Swedish butter's got nothing on French butter.

I didn't pick any myself but there are a shitton of mushrooms around and some friends picked macrolepiotas and boletus and we are having them for dinner.

>Yuropoors will never know the thrill of hunting a tatu

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plus tartar sauce

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I-is it fun picking mushrooms?

very yes

Couple of days ago whole family - father, mother and 1 daughter died of mushroom poisoning in town near Moscow. It looks like they picked up wrong mushroom accidentely. Their older daughter luckily survived because she was at campus.

I'm hungry now

The only mushrooms I've ever eaten are whatever those brown/black mushrooms are that people put on pizza. I find them absolutely revolting and cannot eat them. Do all mushrooms taste similar to those?

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>american post

the mushroom warning signs here are written in russian, polish, and vietnamese because apparently you all have a mushroom that looks very similar to a lethal one. it doesn't grow here at all though.

the ones on a lot of pizzas are often slimy and soggy. they're better fried or in soups. different mushrooms all have different tastes but there is a universal mushroomy taste that they all do have though.

excellent taste

It's mushroom season in Europe? You should get some magic mushrooms.

Every form of life is made of "stolen nutrients" user. Even a stupid carrot.

god, Kania is my favourite shroom
i love when my dad brings lots of them and then fry them on the pan in breadcrumbs
this must be the most delicious thing i've ever eaten

Hey goy try these mushrooms I picked up

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>american cuisine
If you eat "pizza" please don't complain about the industrial shits that cover it.

They say it tastes good actually., like nuts. Give it a try.

what happened to your hands bro

What do these taste like?

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If you survive, next time you go for mushrooms, don't pull it with roots, use knife to cut it and keep roots in the ground, next year there will grow new mushrooms.

mmm delicious but now im thirsty
is there a well i can have a drink from schlomi?

Earthy

I'm surprised you found so many. The mushrooms here are now much less abundant as we've already had our first frost.

Regards,
Northeast USA

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>use knife to cut it and keep roots in the ground, next year there will grow new mushrooms.
That's very discutable, mushrooms have no "roots" to begin with.

Beautiful kanie you got there

sure, but it's still better to leave more than less mycellum in the ground, he is right

ABORT

As long as you don't use a shovel to harvest them it's ok, I pick up girolles with bare hands at the same place since yrears and they're still there.
Small mushrooms: I pinch
Big mushrooms: I rotate

What h-happened to your thumb?