ITT we pretend it's 2020 on biz

>The year is 2025
>Step inside the Lamborghini dealership
>"The new 2025 Millennio, nice. I'll take it."
>"Very good, sir." The salesman replies. "That will be 1 ARK or 1 million USD, sir."
>The dealership, like all other businesses in the world, uses push-button deployable blockchain technology developed by Ark years ago
>I open my ARK mobile wallet and make the transfer (still the best wallet in crypto)
>The salesman looks ecstatic, but I can't help but to ask him something...
>"Didn't you realize how important this technology would become?"
>"W-what do you mean, sir?" he replies
>"I mean, didn't you realize how important blockchain technology would become and that ease of use would be the most important factor in actually implementing it?"
>"N-no sir, i'm sorry, sir...."
>Of course he didn't. Otherwise he wouldn't be working here, I thought to myself with a smug grin on my face.
>As I drive off to my estate to get back to my harem of beautiful models, I think for a second about "what if?"
>What would my life be like if I wasn't earning millions every day simply from staking my ARK?
>What if I never had that "Aha" moment all those years ago and went all in?

doing gods work

Underrated. Thanks for the kek user.

>you faggots said this thing had a 800 quintillion premine, why is it sitting at $1,200?!

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I was right.

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Why the fuck did you guys convince me to sell my link at $9. You fuckers are brainless I could have fucking made it

How do you do, fellow biz_classic discord user?

WHY IS LINK CRASHING AJHHHHHH
YOU FUCKERS SAID IT WOULD NEVER GO BELOW £1500 AGAIN, ITS AT FUCKING £1300

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I new about link back in 2018-1019 when ot was below 40 dollars but you fuckers convinced me it was dead in the water. Why the fuck didnt i buy in.
Any oldfags want to shill me the next 100X no larps plz

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>implying most oldfags (current newfags) didn't an hero during the Great Crypto Crash of 2019
>implying 90% of the surviving oldfags (current newfags) wouldn't dump their bags at breakeven point
>implying the remaining 10% anons would even care to browse biz after making it

>Whole world is tokenized via JNT
>Sheikh is forcing everyone to buy bouncy sandcastles
>Sheikh is now the richest person in the world
>Glad i haven't listened to Jow Forums and still holding my tiny stack

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>Qash is the #1 liquidity provider for big swinging dick financial institutions
>trillion dollars worth of transactions done through qashs liquid platform daily
>Qash blockchain provides the infrastructure for the global financial industry
>1 Qash token is now worth $500
>mfw

Its designed that way, it allways goes down. Its a new type of blockchain that will make -ve money.