Do you want to find love in France?

>not wanting to sniff a smelly French woman

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From what I've heard french women cheat a lot, so no.

Elle parle tout à fait normalement

shes perfect and language sounds cool

Oui
i love french

From what I hear, Spaniards are lazy, loud, do everything late, and sleep from 12 AM to 3 PM every day. I don't believe any of it.

I can understand some written stuff but when she talks I dont understand shit

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It's all true.

based

cringe

>taking a bath is so rare in France that it's worthy of a video.

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Based and checked

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Leafs dishing out the bants tonight.

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My cousin married a french woman. She was infertile and divorced him when he knocked up his mistress. Why was she so upset? I thought that infidelity was normal in France (Benjamin Franklin even advised John Adams to take a mistress when he was ambassador to the Court of King Louis XVI). France even has laws that forbid children from undergoing paternity tests, so cuckolded men can never truly know if they are actually the father or not.

I don't blame either of them really; they were both dealt an unfair hand in life, so it's understandable to be bitter about this bad fortune. Still, it seems a bit hypocritical of her to be upset about her husband's daughter. I knew from a conversation that she supported the ban on paternity testing in France.

As for me, I won't risk a Frenchwoman.

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Yeah, they have to wash out the shame of giving birth to Canada.

Meme overload

fuck i want to learn french, and this is discouraging. how do i speak french and still sound like a man? what is a french dialect I can mimic that sound manly?

>what is a french dialect I can mimic that sound manly?
English.

I'd drink her bath water.

>lelele le french le smelly lelele

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Explain to me how French sounds gay(because I genuinely am clueless as to why people think that, not because I want to argue) and maybe I can help. Maybe send an example of a sequence in French that sounds gay to you.

Be a man speaking french, simple as

>oui oui jememememe retarder croissant la pornographie
This is how retarded you guys sound.

French just sounds really gay m8.
Try German or Russian.

Yeah, the language worshiped by LGBTQ+ non-binary gender and all these bullshit ?
So manly indeed.

Quebec French

i'd be down to dating a french girl but i'm not black
>inb4 memes

>oi blimey me bellend fall off the blenda moight

French doesn't sound gay for AFRICAN BULLS, only sounds gay for wh*toids and nafris

he said sound like a man, not an old timey frenchie

How do I learn french?

I despise how many silent letters there are in french

you forgot we are dirty and look like moors

Those are true so I didn't list them

disgusting

If she won't be black

like your language has so many sounds that sound cute like "un petite peu" , I cant hear someone say un petite peu and not laugh

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>2/10 wouldn't bang
youtube.com/watch?v=dg6b-Xvg3a4

it makes sense after a while, but i agree, it is stupid.
Understand that written and spoken french are very different helps alot.

already speak German lad, but thanks

hmm this might work

Unironically more coherent and manlier than French. A beautiful bag in French is literally pronounced 'ballsack', this is how obsessed you are with the male anatomy.

1. you're canadian isn't it required you learn french
2. it's pretty easy

best ally

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>A beautiful bag in French is literally pronounced 'ballsack', this is how obsessed you are with the male anatomy.

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Just don't use those sounds then. There are many expressions you can substitute "un petit peu" with.

>Watching depressed sounding French vlogger
>When you can watch happy sounding Quebec cutie vlogger

youtube.com/watch?v=Zh-MOmvY3_0

But why?

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>A beautiful bag in French is literally pronounced 'ballsack'
Quoi ?

>A beautiful bag in French is literally pronounced 'ballsack'

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the british you quoted does sound retarded. but it doesn't sound gay. the french language sounds effeminate.

He probably thinks "beautiful bag" translates to "bel sac".

beau sac

>not wanting a sad french gf
youtube.com/watch?v=ll-jm9I1T3g

God damn that sounds even worse than Frog french.

wow, you guys really are gay

Beau sac translates to beautiful bag and sounds exactly like ballsack.

I've always thought RP sounded really gay though.

EXTREMELY BASED POST

>not wanting pic related gf

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isn't RP though.

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And you pronounce "radioactivity" like "ehèdèoactévété"

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yeah ok french sounds gay whatever
Boys think it suits well my twink body

>bo-sack
It does kinda sound like ballsack, but that's only because you guys took the French word for bag and used it to mean testicles. It's like "gay", it used to mean happy in French, and then it became an English word.
I know.

youtube.com/watch?v=k84K61HYUSk

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hot

No, we pronounce it like "radioactivity", you pronounce it like "ra-deeeohativtéééé"

I want a white gf.

White girls ignore me.

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"beau" doesn't sound like "ball" at all you brainlet

>you guys took the French word for bag and used it to mean testicles.
You wouldn't make the connection because you don't have any testicles hanging.

can someone post a manly man speaking french ?

I already had a french law gf but she was kinda boring. They have a superior clothing style tho

Jolie fille mais musique de merde.

The only one I know
youtube.com/watch?v=47JRajorwAI

youtu.be/qFg4uwqea9M

at 30s
youtube.com/watch?v=fKzZE2tHHLg

oops, wrong link (works anyway)
this one at 30s
youtube.com/watch?v=2fJ2Xi0BHXY

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based

thanks for motivating me lads, those videos sounded based and redpilled

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This girl looks algerians not French maybe half Arab at best

i onbt want to breed french women, i want to breed austrian woman

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>This girl looks algerians
You're trolling, you can't be this blind, right ?

huh no

>Post a russian woman

shut the fuck up you useless frogtwat
you stink like rancid greek ass

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