/fug/ - /fr/ , /brit/, /deutsch/

good post

c'est quoi merde ?

>csq pas de petite amie parisienne

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this do you hate the lads?

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>peng

The fuck does that mean

>It's about WWI commemoration. Do you think loads of pathetic cucks died for you to PYSL at ?

OUI OUI MARIE

As long as we agree on hating USA, I'm fine with this thread

Would love to erase all women desu

>parisienne

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fuck you

She looks just like a girl I know at uni except with strighter hair

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goodlooking, wow, fantastic

Someone can look peng but food can also taste peng

its britbong slang

might aswell kys lurking Jow Forums with americans not filtered. Whole new experience. No shitposts, just banter, jokes and intersting facts. Just let them have Jow Forums

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YOURE TEASING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Les américains sont à l'origine de tout les malheurs de l'homme dans les temps moderne, suicidez vous, le monde se portera mieux

*cette

I am sure we can

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I shan't be taking part in this multicultural shite
Off with you lot

I OLEV you bro

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>Amusement
>Cheating

Accurate.

oui oui marie IF YOU DO THIS FOR ME THEN ILL DO THAT FOR YOU OUI OUI MARIE

Qui est Marie

I see, thank you for the explanation.

Now to find out what "kino" means.

ITS A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY

as long as we can agree to like Aussies then we are agreed

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>Death
>in wine

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youtube.com/watch?v=yPjvU0gF8OA

I just want an english gf tbqh

But you're already living in a coutry so "multicultural", an Irani Christian woman would be at risk taking asylum in Britain because of all your Muslims.

PACK UP YOUR TROUBLES IN YOUR OLD KITPACK AND SMILE SMILE SMILE

why?

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WHY CANT I POST PICTURES

/tv/ slang. Pretty much the same

If you got good taste in movies you dont watch flicks/cinema you watch kino

means you got better taste than everyone else

Ich mache ein Austausch und meine Partnerin ist ein Mädchen WAS SOLL ICH TUN

Buy me a plane ticket and I will marry her

Gib ihr den Hahn

jews*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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/tv/ needed a word to describe the best movies, so they chose to use the word for movie from the best language.

>all ww1 vets are dead
Hold me lads

Das Kino

How do I git gud at speaking French? I've got a GCSE in it but I had forgotten pretty much all of it so I decided to start again on Duolingo. I can mostly understand written French sentences (e.g. ) but I struggle to form my own sentences without having to look up the correct translations for certain words.

Ja, basiertes FrankREICH

Can't wait for the day where we can write "all holocaust survivors are dead"

>survivors

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mon face quand je recorde que je n'a pas de tartelette à mon cote

postez la tartelette militante svp

Il faut écrire et parler français pour progresser. Un petit tour chez /fr/ ne te fera pas de mal

Fuck her

Why would the anglos, who were fulfilling the wishes of the Jews, kill Jews...?

Sure doesn't make much sense - much like the USS Liberty.

Liberty was passing information on Israeli strikes to the Syrians.

Did you ever get caught by your parents masturbating ?

I think my mom saw me once watching a porn with a qt pie fucked by a fat old man.

based

no, never. what did she say? how old were you?

Once, I managed to stuff my dick back in my pants but she saw the JAV on my screen.

Mon père a couru dans ma chambre pour m'annoncer une superbe offre promotionelle d'un téléphone.
Il m'a vu me masturber sur un hentai avec un molesteur en train de toucher une fille
Assez génant peh

why france is called frankreich in germany? like frank empire? what?

no it wasn't
it was a mistake in identification
be quiet

kek

I'm not sure. I just heard some noise but I'm sure it was her : she's insomniac and sometimes wanders in the house during the nights. She didn't say anything and we never talked about that. I was more than 20yo, I was spending a week-end or a holliday at my parent's home.

This made me remember that she found the hentai drawings I made to masturbate to when I was a teenager.

jupp, exactly
strangely enough there is also a region in bavaria called "Franken"

lmao you drew your own porn? did you not have anything else? what did you draw?

I draw hentai girls showing her boobs and sucking dick. It was mediocre.

anyone love the smell of your own dick when it hasn't been washed

I hope you kept them

>Y-yamete !

I see we french have patrician taste in porn desu.

yes

don't get me wrong, I watch weird javs too, but I think we're mostly degenerates

Mum caught me once, haven't been able to wank to Tori Black since because it just brings back memories of that experience.

No my mom destroyed it.

When it smells like chease ? Of course

porquoi les francaise aiment se branler sur les videos ou les dessins japonais?

wrong, all the documents that have come out have confirmed you knew it was american

you are all uninvited from my thread

sucidé le

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did she give some constructive criticism on your art?

No. I was very ashamed.

really make you think

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oh, and I live in Frankfurt, the "crossing of the Franks"
Napoleon did nothing wrong

I bet they were beautiful :3

Reich =/= empire
better translation would be realm

par-ce que on na du gout patricien

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can you reuse Oil?

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in a car you mean?

jerries are alright
frogs can piss off

ne me parle plus jamais, ni à moi, ni à mon fils

please factorize this number in his primnumbers: 2499981000003