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this is just like me edition

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crisps

ryan gosling is a shit actor
annoying

The ideal society is defending you and your gay husband's weed farm with an AR-15.

sue

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/brit/ is the Platonic academy of the modern age

Trannies are just gays don't pretend that they're anything else.

GODDDDD
DAMN IT

Hate niggers
Hate spics
Hate muslims
Hate white guilt faggots

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you arrive in the united states of america

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You mean America?

is this cherokee

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Off for pootoil

The irony being I'm the kind of man entry level Jow Forumstard kiddies aspire to be

What films are top left, top right and bottom left?

simple as

got so much work to do lads

scared my boss is gonna tell me off :c

tim is just like me

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paid £40 for the filling im getting tomorrow

would

bet you've never killed a nigger you fucking pussy

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a fat delusional mess?

I feel good right now

Why is this image so studio quality like?

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alri james brown

br2049, drive, place beyond the pines (i think)

hate that we have to pay for dentistry

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in the US that would be like £250 + tip

Got me block of Ardagh extra mature white irish cheddar, bit of Radiohead on, browsing /brit/ and managed to join the current thread before 100 posts.
Could life get any better (worse)?

Seething Irish Faggot.
You know nothing, subhuman.
Literally and unironically NOOSE yourself.

i would one bomb you

cheddar is naturally orange though

I'll give you my tip, mate.

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What would you do if you found out your dad was a nonce but never did anything with a kid?

I'd just ignore it desu

im ugly

But can you prove bottom isn't exactly like top?
Hmm, no?
I thought so.

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I'd crack your jaw so fucking hard they'd feel the vibration in Vladivostok.

think theyre just the next step with flamboyant homosexuality, since flamboyant gays are all strictly interested in men by imitating women they are more appealing to a larger demographic of men
pic related

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I ate mac n cheese earlier this evening, it's disgusting as fuck, how can Yanks even consume this??

Thought in Murica cheddar was green.

Prolly ignore it

Rather like Yanks. Don't tell them that though.

*puts on "deaf" david lynch voice from twin peaks*
What do you mean cheese isn't naturally orange?

I heard Canada is nice this time of year

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*puts on multicultural Dutch-North African accent*
what do you mean cheese isn't naturally orange?

Thanks lovers

i love it

Could give a fuck what you think you goofy faggot.

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Prepackaged one or self-made?

i'm gone man
solid gone

market tavern leicester in 10 minutes gobshite ill have you tripping over your jaw

love twin peaks so much

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I wrote Oh Holy Night
still waiting for my royalties

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If that was the case you wouldn't have replied to me.

You're gonna hit the concrete so fuckin' hard I'll send you to another epoch.

James is cool

Been getting a pain on the right side of my chest recently. Wonder if I'm going to die of a heart attack. That would be nice.
Yes I am cheese man.

I love how the Brits here pretend to be so smug in their leftism. As if their country isn't an Orwellian police state. As if they aren't being invaded by paki rapists - and worse than that, deliver up their daughters to them! As if they aren't bound to unfreedom without a constitution. As if they aren't godless. So just keep being smug. We all know how bad your country really is. It's a coping mechanism. It's sad, really. Soon your country will be gone.

If that was the case you wouldn't have replied to me.

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Cheese soup with macaroni that's what it was

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If any of you lads put an "x" after your messages to females then you should be shot.

shut up yank

Toilborg has alerted me on all my devices that I have toil th'morrow

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fucking love the o’jays

doing the daily intellectual workout that is Jow Forumsbraincels

>Cheese soup

That makes no sense. Is this another Treadue saying that's ingrained into your minds.

thought american cheddar was green desu

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Been given a 35 page toil contract to read and sign but I just can't be asked to read it when I get home.

Got told I looked like an ogre in school among hundreds of other things. It was 8+ years ago but the shit they said to me constantly still really upsets me. Ruined my life and confidence, but at the same time I don’t know why I gave them the power to do so. Still get comments from groups of teenagers and people my age from time to time
Do they know what they are doing? Do they do it on purpose? Are they that insidious? Are they that cruel? If they were nice to me would I still be such a worthless cunt?
Just going to go give in the wilderness or off myself at this point. I used to be happy before I went to school.

I think I prepared it badly, I don't understand freedom units

Anyone watching the live open heart surgery on channel 5?

either
like to make it with cheddar and parmesan and a crusty top

nothing but evil has ever come out of the nation of Belgium

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love that yanks act cocky about taming the wilderness when in fact the environment kills thousands of them a year

yeah

as a federal state you are laughably inferior to Australia's federation. go away.

Been working in the office for almost 2 years now, and my greatest fear is that I'll grow up to be one of these completely average middle-aged toilbergs. If that's not inspiration to do something meaningful with my life, I don't now what is

imagine unironically being attracted to slant-eyed gook insects

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Attention Drone #4225-A7, you are required to report to the designated Toilstation at 7am sharp. All glory to Toilberg.

>getting work to take home with you already
Great start m8.
Stop being a bitch.

need a new film with Danny Dyer and Tamer Hassan as the main characters its been too long simple as

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getting the 5th glass of Vimto of the day

suicide is a legitimate form of protest

I'm a 28 YO chinese manlet doctor. One of my coworkers is a 6 '4 male nurse. He recently got invited to a red carpet event for a movie because his gf knows the director. I work harder AND smarter than him, but am still KHHV at 28. Fuck this gay earth. Nothing matters but looks and height.

don't mind my toil
just feel uncomfortable when the normoids talk about their lives
don't care about it, just let me work and go home