British cuisine

i'd rather destroy my body via chippy food than stabbings/vans of peace/acid/knifes.

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>deep fried hamburger
I am both disgusted and intrigued

>one of
Indeed, fortunately for us the entirety of South America exists to take the pressure off.

I would say the same about Brazilians, but you don't count as "people".

this one looks delicious

i'm stoned right now, i'd order something else.

Fug I really need to try one maybe I have to make a weekend trip.

this looks fucking delicious if well executed desu

>Hamburger (deep fried)
nice

Scots will fry literally anything.

why is everything deep fried? why are the pizza slices deep fried?

>why is everything deep fried?
because
>why are the pizza slices deep fried?
because

Probably so you don't get your hands dirty.

>why are the pizza slices deep fried?
freedom

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Pretty certain this kind of thing is generally limited to Scotland rather than the whole of Britain. They have deep-fried mars bars too.

It's a Scottish thing, those people are troglodytes.
Deep-fried mars bars are haute-cuisine up there.

>Deep fried Mars bar and Snickers (medium-sized) with vanilla ice cream and butterscotch sauce

how can france/italy even compete with such cuisine?

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>Deep-fried mars bars
gib me gib me

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More like Scottish cuisine. Please don't associate us with those """""people""""".

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love me munchies
ate wog food

desu this looks pretty decent, but all of that fried food is bad for you.

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how about some good old deep fried butter?

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deep fried cheesecake on a stick
your move brit bongs

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>deep fried oreo cookies
>deep fried pepsi?

Vile.

here in washington state there is a yearly fair
and there is a place that sell deep fried butter.

I bet that's fucking delicious desu.

>mushroom
>mushroom
>mushroom
Redpilled

I am literally repulsed by all of you, with your disgusting smells, rotten teeth and lack of intellectual sophistication. Your cities are ugly and your traditions, antiquated and a worldwide joke.

You’re pitiful idiots.

right bit of fishy chips that is

DE

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>with your disgusting smells
What?

>rotten teeth
>lack of intellectual sophistication
Somewhat common among council estate-dwelling scum, but not widespread beyond that.

Use a proxy, monkey. Seriously, even an Argentine flag would command more respect from us. It's literally impossible for a favela ape to hurt our feelings. To quote de Gaulle, you're just not a serious country.

it is desu

fuuuck I'm so hungry

I'd still devour all of those

>that extremely generic pizza box
Why is it so pleasant to look at? Its like every second-rate pizzeria in cardboard form.

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>donner meat
That would have a significantly different meaning in America

Britons are truly the Americans of Europe

Halve the portions and unfry the shit that shouldn't be fried and it would be an alright weekend splurge

>British cuisine

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How much does that cost? Fast food is relatively expensive here

>chocolate orange and lettuce on a baguette
WHAT?

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>Wales

Of course the American is scared of a little bit of lettuce

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chip buttys are fucking based tho.

he cute

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>Chicken tikka

reckon these lads are gay?

mmmh 80% fat baked in 80% fat

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I’m Scottish and I have never seen one in my life. Stop talking shit.

>This is your average brit

THEY DO NOT EXIST, YOU NINCOMPOOP.

what does it mean in yankland

nah they seem like normal brits

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Don’t pretend you’re any better, Joey from the Essex council estate.

Pretty sure it IS wog food

what about it

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donner is one of santas reindeer

FUCKING SEETHING

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party
>The Donner Party, or Donner–Reed Party, was a group of American pioneers that set out for California in a wagon train in May 1846. Departing from Independence, Missouri, they were delayed by a series of mishaps and mistakes, and spent the winter of 1846–47 snowbound in the Sierra Nevada.
>Some of the pioneers resorted to cannibalism to survive.

Do they literally deep fry a can of pepsi?

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>donner is one of santas reindeer
sounds delicious

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>no rice eaten together
absolute sin

They do exist but only as a novelty, I don't know anybody whose ever eaten them more than once

uppity little monkey

AMERIBROS WHY THE FUCK DONT WE HAVE THESE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>2018
>Eating rice instead of wheat/bread/couscous/quinoa
Back to hospital bed grandpa.

t. gay
police is knocking your door, faggot

no just the syrup
youtube.com/watch?v=CRhH_qcdX10

>mexitards dont eat the soda shell
its the best part

Never heard of them but doesn't look half bad desu. When i think of british cuisine, i think of roast dinner. that and lasagna seems to be the most complicated things British mums can be bothered to cook.

Jokes on them I have friends in high places that can cut their budget. The age of rice is over grandpa, might as well turn Kedah into kratom granary instead.
Now I'm gonna go eat my couscous with chicken and asparagus. Make sure to eat your weetbix grandpa, nasi lemak is not healthy for you.

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Is this shit keto?

i thought brits didnt do potato cakes

>Finland
>Scandi
Woah... So this is the power of british education..

jokes on you no matter what you eat you're always brown, never be wh*te.

>a bunch of the same shit over and over again
>literally a box of side orders that look stale af and low quality

That trash makes our fast food like like haute cuisine

Who said anything about skin colour?
Its about the popular foodstuff and diversity of products in the market, you can't stop the future.

Everyone outside your retarded corner of the earth considers Finns to be scandi.

we are not scandi

No, just in countries with ignorant populations like Muttistan and Great Shitstain. They have literally nothing in common with us.

>popular
>diversity
go back to your containment board, pleb

Malaysia are you a Weet-Bix kid?

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>sometimes also

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