Morocco

What can you tell me about Morocco? I'm thinking about traveling there because I want to visit an Arabic-ish country. From my little research it seems pretty safe, I've traveled outside of the West before.

How far can I get with only English? (I also speak Icelandic ofc, Norwegian, German, but I think those will be useless)

I would like to smoke some Moroccan hash while there, is this possible as a tourist or is it 100% scams and shenanigans? I wouldn't be getting high much, but it's definitely a plus if I could without too much trouble.

Do they have good kebab?

Give me all the knowledge you have on Morocco, if it's completely fucked I will go to Iran instead.

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one time they conducted a slave raid on your island

It's a shithole

I know, that's why I'm going, traditional Norse religion imposes a mandate of revenge, I refuse the interpretation that it expires with immediate family, or any span of time and that is why I will go to Morocco and leave no man, woman or child alive.

>jk. I know my country's history, but I still want to visit the Arab world. Other posters please give me a serious reply.

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don't come here degenerate.
this is a muslim country.

They are african

Good post.

Usually, the Jow Forums posters of a country do not consist of said country's best and brightest.

That said:
>don't come here degenerate.

Your country does not ban alcohol which is haram, in fact Moroccans only need be 18 to buy alcohol. In Iceland, the age is 20. Who is the degenerate?

>this is a muslim country.

There is absolutely nothing in the Qur'an which prohibits the smoking of cannabis. This I learned from both reading the Qur'an in full and with my time with Salafists in Pakistan.

Will you now give me a useful, serious reply, or will you disgrace yourself and your country further by begging for the attention of Western neckbeards?

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Stop it with the cannabis bs , you just make a fool of yourself.

If u wanna visit it , do it but my number one visit destination would be iran imo.
Maybe Tunis or Algeria. Defiantly nothing too dangerous.

they have a really bad cuisine I'm sorry but it true
its minced meat and butter

>cannabis is okay in Quran
It’s not. Cannabis makes you lazy, smelly, and a worse person.
>O ye who believe! Intoxicants and gambling, (dedication of) stones, and (divination by) arrows, are an abomination,- of Satan's handwork: eschew such (abomination), that ye may prosper.
>Time with salafists in Pakistan
Why were you in Pakistan?

>This I learned from both reading the Qur'an in full and with my time with Salafists in Pakistan.
well, now that sounds like bullshit

OK lads, 2 more questions; On a scale of 1 (Nordic countries/non-existent) to 10 (India's large cities,Turkey/Spit on you if you don't buy), How pushy are the scammy guys in Morocco? Is a simple "leh" enough to get them to GTFO or is it Turkey tier?

I usually spend around 1mil krónur when travelling, ~7k euros, can I buy some unique stuff in Morocco that doesn't suck?

>Stop it with the cannabis bs , you just make a fool of yourself.

Of course there are many fools that smoke cannabis, I'm not a dreadlocked idiot, or the typical "stoner tourist" but if I'm spending heaps of money and going abroad I want to know if it's possible, death penalty and police state, and I won't, fines, it's ok. Iceland punishes cannabis the most of any European country, look it up.

>Intoxicants
In the Icelandic translation at least, it says "áfengi" or "booze" for short, I have been made to understand that the original Arabic uses similar terminology, something more akin to "fermented drinks"

>Why were you in Pakistan?

I met Pakistanis from Gileet in India and we hit it off, we smoked hash together and they assured me that Pakistan was not as bad as I thought, especially having been to India already, and after some consideration I visited them. They were FB friends, and locals and it was actually ez pez. I went basically only to Islamabad, Gileet and Skardu.

I read the Qur'an after attending classes on middle eastern history. It was available at the library. I skipped the boring parts on familial relations (there was Abraham, son of blabla...) It's basically a modified bible imo. In Icelandic at least it has some distinct parts that address the reader directly. Sort of breaking the 4th wall.

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That's ok, but do they have good "normal food"?

The word is alkhamro. I'm not Arab, but I think it can be translated as intoxicant best. Besides elsewhere in the quran it says that which intoxicates in large quantities is haram in small quantities which implies all intoxicants are not okay at all.
Give up weed, you don't need to be Muslim to know it's awful for you.
>I met Pakistanis from Gileet in India and we hit it off, we smoked hash together and they assured me that Pakistan was not as bad as I thought, especially having been to India already, and after some consideration I visited them. They were FB friends, and locals and it was actually ez pez. I went basically only to Islamabad, Gileet and Skardu.
That's great, but I have a hard time believing the guy who smoked hashish with you was a salafist. I'm sure there are some "salafists" out there that smoke weed, but I've never met one who pretended like it was islamically okay.
And yes a lot of degenerates in Pakistan, the arab world, turkey, iran etc. smoke hashish in hookahs a lot, but its not islamically okay.

OK boiz I will give this 20 more minutes. Gimme that info pls.

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>lot of degenerates in Pakistan
they're not all degenerates, that was judgmental of me, I don't want to be the pharisee next to the publican
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I don't know what you want to know but my cousins are Moroccan.
If you know any french that will be good, if you stick to the cities english will be enough for you. People will try to sell you argon oil and will tell you it's incredible (it's not), and everything else is like any other tourist area I'd imagine (never been myself.)

Either of us may be right according to Islamic teachings. I am not a religious man, I just like to learn about the religions. I'm agnostic myself. They (my Pakistani friends) seem legit to me.

I don't enforce religious laws as I don't have a religion. I don't smoke weed constantly, I just want "my moneys worth" when travelling, because I like smoking weed on special occasions like when spending tons to travel abroad. It's not a very important factor, just something I want to know about.

Thanks user. Dno wtf argon oil is but I'm used to getting rid of street scammers.

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>I don't know what you want to know

Just give me anything, pics, videos, gimme some info. I'm giving this 15 mins more

bring bjork with you and i'll be your guide in morocco

It's called Maghreb, why do you wh*te cucks call it "Morocco"? Its like a mispronounciation of a former capital, not even their current capital.

It's like if I referred to Britain as Winchesto, or the U.S. as Philadolo

They seem to be the cool Muslims from what I understand and from butthurt Arabs

Moroccans are Arab, you dipshit yank.

Been there this summer only in rural areas.
I can tell you they are generally very nice people and respectful. The Royal guard is pretty brutal so the law is well respected. And if you are white you are kinda "privileged " ; I heard multiple times "you are white, you do what you want".
Normal price for haschich is ~1usd a gram. A "triangle" is 12.5g, square 50g and rectangle 100g, that's the normal. Or you have first quality for 5usd a gram but I didn't try. Skuff(kief) is also popular but dk about the prices. Try it if you can its awesome.
>kebab
Nigga please, that's German food..
Food is healthy and delicious. Most popular is tajine, it's made to share, you have also small ones. Fruits are incredibly good obviously don't miss that. Also street food snails are excellent!
Something unusual : when you arrive at the airport, take one of those small papers everyone is taking. Take a pen with you (very important!) and you have to fill it with basic information (name address profession) but also you have to state where you gonna live there, I was at someone's house but dk the situation if you are a tourist in multiple hotel.

been there, Marrakesh, Fez, every city was great.

>There is absolutely nothing in the Qur'an which prohibits the smoking of cannabis.
you know, except the very explicit aya that prohibits the use of all types of intoxicants. you very clearly did not read the quran

Just make an actual local friend there. Preferably someone who is of mid-high class and tell them to invite you for hash.

They are arabized. But they are berbers

kys

>They are arabized. But they are berbers

Anyone who is part of arab culture is arab. Obsession over racial origin from 20 generations ago is a European construct.

"Arab culture" differs a lot from country to country.
Only thing they have in common Islam and Arabic.
The term arab started being collectively used for any Arab speaker after pan-arabism in the 60''s
But ever since the Arab conquests Arab has been defined as someone from the Arab peninsula, Jordan and certain parts of Syria

The words you typed made absolutely no sense.

It's pretty good. I liked the cuisine and the tea a lot. Never smoked any weed there. Saw some absolutely stunning chicks. Algadir is pretty and has nice beaches, Fez was the most authentic though. Marrakesh was in the middle.
A lot of stuff is in French so learning a bit won't hurt. But you'll be fine with English. People are decent.

Weed is one of Allahs greatest gifts to man. You have no idea what your talking about at all. The icelandic user should enjoy doing what makes him happy. As long as heshe smokes up and can handle himself its perfectly fine.

Every Algerian and Tunisian I've ever met has considered themselves arab.

Amazigh are a tiny percentage of those countries, like less than 10%

We are talking about Moroccans dumbass. Seriously leave.

same thing, faggot.

Spbp

T. Moroccan

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>switching one satanic symbol for another satanic symbol

Go to Iran instead, I've been to both countries twice.

are you ethnic uzbek

t. I was cucked by a guy darker than me

Don't get into non touristic areas if you cannot speak french at least.
Don't eat things from the street and don't drink water if it's not bottled.
Don't do anything that could hurt muslim sensibilities, this includes not drinking alcohol anywhere where outside the hotel practically.
Moroccans will try to scam you at every chance they get, keep that in mind, if you got enough money just give them some scrap.

That plus some common sense and you should be okay.

the guy you're talking to is iraqi lol

You can look at it from this perspective then yes we are arabs

>arab republic of egypt
>not arab

kys

I am a tourist.

my gf i from there, she said not to leave the tourist areas at night, not to flash cash, to at least learn some french bartering words if you can't learn any arabic, and to be ready for older people who take Islam too seriously and will get mad if you offend their senses. Also don't get scammed by desert people who want you to watch them do witchcraft performances and dances on the outskirts of the cities.

where you from?

Belgium.

He's right. Al-khamro is used specifically for fermented/alcoholic drinks and its root is "Kh-m-r" which means "to ferment".

Don't be so autistic about race.

There's no such thing as "Arab culture" it differs significantly between regions.

shut up dog

I'm half Moroccan so I can tell you a bit about the country, it's a degenerate shithole. People shit on the streets sometimes (typical degenerate pajeet behavior) and Marakesh is a hooker hotspot with many foreigners trying to have cheap sex with little boys (pedo hotspot). I wouldn't advise you to come to Morocco, it's not a great country. Try to save your money and go to a country like Indonesia (which has far more to offer).

They were the first country to recognize america's independence from ((((great)))) britain.

based desert people, unlike the sand monkey neighbors they have to deal with.

Nice place. Learn some French and don't trust guides/sellers and you'll be fine. They eat almost only Tajine (cus cus+ something). Drink bottled water and never accept the first price they propose ( its normal to discuss the price)

It's good there? I'd love to see Samarcanda

There are really pedos in Marrakech? Why don't you do something about it? Anyway Morocco isn't so bad there are some cool thing to see

Implying that you are an Icelandish and not some Moroccan guy using proxy to make his shithole look good , go to youtube and write "Tanja Yr Morocco" , it is an Icelandish vlogger who travelled there and made like 3 videos
this is her channel : youtube.com/channel/UCscKTYQL4iOO4oz-mAwf4fg

Morocco is great for travelling and I even know blonde girls that have been to the inland on their own. They are said to be very welcoming towards tourists though a little bit pushy.
Drinking is allowed and many of them do it. In summer you can go to Agadir in the south which is like their version of the Spanish costa where the average girl would be a bikini model over here.
Hash is best avoided though.
t. not Moroccan

they cute