/cum/ Cnada Uinted Staets Miexco

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they grow up so fast ;_;

ahem
tfw no hafu gf

olaaa

I never conquered, when you came
Tomorrow holds such better days
Days when I can still feel alive
When I can't wait to get outside
The world is wide, the time goes by
The tour is over, I've survived
I can't wait till I get home
To pass the time in my room alone

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When will we actually go to the moon? No point in lying about it with the amount of technology we have now to get there.

>tfw no cute Mexican gf (male) to cuddle and softly kiss

Anyone else know this feel

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its been like this for hours wtf

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Girl (male) is not gay sweatie

this, but unironically

>Girl (male) is not gay sweatie

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Have you ever felt the tight embrace of a girl (male) a us? Have you ever seen their small erect cocks leak precut because they love the way your cocktail fits inside their asspussy? There's literally nothing gay about girl (male)

the post made me feel something weird in my chest

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hey man, long time no see

>Canagays

traps are disgusting, I don't understand people who like them
normal boys are much better and cuter

Are you still a virgin Ale

Not gay

yes

What's his endgame?

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Once I let a Canadian man suck my penis, I think that may have been what they call a gay experience

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I envy the man who takes the first bite of your forbidden fruit. Virgins are always the most sincere

us oldfags right

fucking virgins is the most overrated shit unless it's like a weird kink of yours. Virgins are bad at head, bad at sex, you have to go slow and be careful which is cute if you actually like the girl and want to date her, but if you just wanna fuck deffo get a Sloot to plough.

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some men just want to watch the world burn

What's the appeal of anime?
Why are so many people obsessed with it?

>dating girls

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plot and backstory

autism

youtube.com/watch?v=iv8GW1GaoIc

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>don't join the military they said
>your life will suck they said
Looks like it's another 4 hour work day for me

sometimes I wish I was a cute anime girl with a massive cock

has zando killed himself yet?

Moe and SoL anime are perfection desu, they're cute and entertaining without any of the degeneracy of normal entertainment

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There's something special about being the first person to land on their moon

I hope so

dating men is gay

No he posted his dick yesterday and got banned though

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yes. it's ale's fault btw

Yes and?

>moe
>SoL

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how is it my fault

Wtf really? What did it look like? Was it feminine and cute?

>he

He needs to watch anime with me

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MANime is based, the rest is cringe and gay

Always a goddamn Australian

you're stomping on his turf

TRANNY WAR

based and redpilled

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Did my beloved /cum/ just turn into a gay anime trap loving general?

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Ale should post more pics I bet he's cuter than zando

why is everywhere on the internet so obsessed with LGBTQ+ topics? Its not like people talk about this often in real life

You're mentally ill and need to die.

zando's primary source of energy is attention and you have siphoned most of it off him
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>implying jalisco and the texan werent gayposting in 2015

ye

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also this other one
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found out i gotta go to a funeral in a month
time to turbodiet before seeing extended family
1000-1200 calories/day
can i do it

How do we Make /CUM/ Great Again?

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OwO benis

It's been that way for months
It's because I can only phonepost and dont have access to my high test photo collection of pretty women, which could counteract the gay posting

bring the other Queen's back

talk me about ye old days

stop tripfagging

>>implying jalisco and the texan werent gayposting in 2015
Also this desu I post on and off, I fall into cycles of constant posting and then only 1-2 posts a day or taking a break altogether then repeat

i'm guessing it might be a good proxy to gauge where people's allegiances lie

you've been here since 2015?

That's just a dildo I don't even think janny bothered to delete it

SMALL but not too cute

on and off (more off than on) I only started using redditflags a few months ago though so that I could finally start keeping up with people instead of guessing

I'm the old queens

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Less gayposting
Less trapposting
More kitties

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>zando's primary source of energy is attention
If he moved north I would give him a lot of attention

What we need is more Mexicans

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beer below 5% shouldn't exist

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this

that's how /cum/ always was and should be

Especially cute mexicans

reminder that I am the only real and legitimate Queen's and all others are just using my trademark under license

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Are we trip posting now?

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Which queens is the one that had brain surgery or something

I wish he had never challenged that hells angel

Queens just wouldnt ignore him

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Queen's looks like *THAT*?

prove it

just remembered that the lawyer of el chapo said that the cartel of sinaloa bribed the past two presidents lmao

>he doesnt like traps

god no
shut the fuck up

that's me

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BASED Gto the Queen of /cum/

prove that you aren't paying me a royalty every time you make a post with that tripcode

hey mexicans quit being so heckin gay, thanks

need more gay texans desu

someone find me a fashionable jacket i can put over a thin sweater during winter