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proper edition

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leaving for uni soon, back home around 20:00

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I fight for Nod!

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Kek

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what is this lol

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nejak se mi do prace nechtelo
tak jsem zustal pod perinou

zdorova cigany! yolo

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Hello frens.

You are not czech?

püré

Wanted to wake up at 7.30, just got up.
Good morning my other lazy fucks.

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are you a neet?

uni on weekends

why is my country in the image you faggots

You've been annexed.

Blame Litwin.
If Litwin blame yourself.

Listening to anime music, browsing internet aimlessly, wasting time.

kek

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creativity

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haha epic post my friend
upvoted

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hello guys,

i am about to live in bratislava for about 4 months (job related).
i need some insight info about the city, pls answer a few questions:
>what are the good/bad parts of the town? what parts should i stay away from and which are nice?
>is anyone living close to the airport and can give me a few tips on where to look for a flat?
>i drive a rusty old mercedes which is close to falling apart. will the authorities have a problem with that?

i have a a lot more questions but these are the ones i can think of right now. please help, especially for the first two.

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Shut the fuck Up niggercunt

haha epic post my friend
upvoted

Shut the fuck Up niggercunt

haha epic post my friend
upvoted

Shut the fuck Up niggercunt

haha epic post my friend
upvoted

Shut the fuck Up niggercunt

Reminder that Warhammer is just great

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I agree, my friend!
Long live the emperor!

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what a trash humor you seem to have

ok Hunigger

stfu czechfaggot slave

comfy thread

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I think I will go hiking next week like some litwin or czech said recently. I wish to meet wolves.

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>H*n

>bunch of retards insulting each other
yeah, really comfy

He started user-senpai

look at this retard

>sl*ve

>be Hun
>larp as an Asian 24/7
>be eternally butthurt over Trianon
>be mean to everyone
>be suprised people don't like me
>be butthurt Slovakia doesn't like me
>still keep being mean

>be sl*ve
>larp as a nonslave 24/7
>eternally butthurt that i am a sl*veshit üntermensch who is hated by all
>non sl*ves all laugh at me
>get "insulted"
>cry and reee
>hang myself

seething

>no you
sl*ve insults everyone

lmao get a load of this butthurt faggot

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Not really, I wasn't insulting anyone. You were desu :^)

>sl*ve
>being smart
lol

>berkay-wannabee hun

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>jealous sl*ves

>jealous

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When did I call myself smart? Do you have a schizophreny?

>schizophreny
lol dumb sl*ve doesn't even know english
fucking kys retard

Me(

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Just what is your problem? Inferiority Complex mayhaps?

>mfw sl*ve tries to talk to me

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wow buddy are we really seeing a penor? a peepee? i mean geez man theres a line to be set ok friend? like come on dude not cool man like totally ok? i mean man thats not nice of you to post. especially on a work safe board you know i mean darn it dude. the p-word and image is like totally forbidden man. not cool ok?

>mfw non-sl*ve talks to me

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reported for racism :)

for fucks sake please help me

>sl*ve "pride"
lmao

god why was I born a pathetic sl*ve and not hung Magyar alpha

Can I do my intership in your company?

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based post

i dont think you can desu, you need to be able to fly a plane and stuff like that
but please tell me about bratislava

Redpilled

I can do cisco shit and EE but whatever
>i drive a rusty old mercedes which is close to falling apart. will the authorities have a problem with that?
No
>is anyone living close to the airport and can give me a few tips on where to look for a flat?
idunno
>what are the good/bad parts of the town? what parts should i stay away from and which are nice?
There isn't anything "special" when it comes to bad. Just heroin addicts and petty thefts.
A lot of people can't speak English.
The best place is inside my flat. Come visit me we will watch anime together.

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so there isnt a lot of violent crime there?
i heard you guys barely have muslims so thats a really really positive factor for me.

>h*n pride

There is a lot of foreigners in BA, including muslims.

I can give you rundown on gypsies tho.
They are out early in the morning going to work and late coming from work
They smell pretty bad, are quietly noisy but aside from that they are chill. The only problem I had was one white boy because I looked at him and some junkie on public transport. He was jumping from the seat ready to jump us.

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DUDE THATS SO FUCKING
EPIC
LOOOOL BRO THAT WAS TOTES AWESOME BRO
EPIC
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH BRO
EPIC

THATS SO FUCKING
EPIC
LOOOOL

nice to hear. i heard its cheap so i might be able to eat out all the time. what districts are nice to live, and have many food places and such?
are there good burgers in bratislava? i love burgers

SO FUCKING EPIC MAN
LMAO EDGY JOKES MAAAAAAAAAAAAN HAHA
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I FREAKING LOVE BEING THIS COOOOOL MAN

Yee there is place to eat on every corner. And pretty much any cuisine.
It's also not that cheap desu. You will be paying around 7€ for 250-300g of meat in a burger.
The best ones are in my kitchen tho, and you already have ticket to visit me and watch anime with me.

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You really want a bf, don't you Slovak-kun

I have hope he is she so I can tie him up and keep her for myself. If he really is he I will just be weird enough to scare him away.

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Also Austria fags have a lot of money I could rob him

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based desperate anime slovak

i was implying irony by pic related

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>pic related
>no pic
what did he mean by this?

I'm an Alpha male...

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip at the bar and spill your drink? The one who comes up and coyly asks you to buy her a drinj, and then pretends you don't exist once you do?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays pool with you and let's you win, and acts like you're good? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from Sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at Hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it. And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't Fuck" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WANT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being around makes her want a real man all the more, so keep it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

now that youve finished, can you please tell me where in bratislava i should get an apartment thats close to the airport but in a good neighborhood?

Pozsony* outer city is a place you should avoid

What an ungrateful snob. Asking a fucking magiar. And not accepting my invitation. How typical of Austrian people.

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also if you are looking to live in a good district then it will cost you