Why don't you have a japanese gf yet?

Why don't you have a japanese gf yet?

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I'm a miserable human being and no sane human female could stomach being around me for any significant length of time.

You might find it hard to believe but Japan is quite the distance from my current location

don't ask me why.

I have a chinese

my right hand is my most trusty ally, I will not betray it.

Why would germs choose chinese grills for relationship? Serious question, I know two germans who came here and married chinks.

She is the first woman who loved me. They have lower standards maybe

Makes sense. Tell me about your relationship, mate.

shot legs, short height, stupid... (´;ω;`)ブワッ
plz don't show our girls

it is like a normal relationship except we can not talk to each other
this is our both first relationship

those japanese salarywomen look too intimidating and out of my league.

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>we can not talk to each other
Are you fucking serious?

She can speak a little german
it's not a problem. For example movies we watch with subtitles

Never met one

I'm kinda confused, mate. Eggsplain cause I'm pretty sure communicating is a part of relationship.

we can talk in german but not discuss etc.
we can watch movies or i help her learn german etc. and we can make out or have sex

because they are unironically some of the most fucking ugly people in East Asia

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based manchild in the back

kek good eye
being a manchild is fine in Japan though; it is the epitome of a society that has decayed to the point where nobody cares about themselves

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go to bed

why should I?
I woke up at 23:00
I can go to bed when I want to

I want to keep my balls and my paycheck

>we can not talk to each other
>this is our both first relationship

user...
either both of you are social middle aged reject losers trying to cling into last chance to form a relationship or that relationship will end soon.
How can you have a deep connection if you cant communicate beyond superficial topics?

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I love her because she is cute and kind
maybe we will not marry but our relationship is good. we spend much time together and have sex. this is like a girlfriend no?

How do I meet one?

because I'm not an animale

I don't like asians

I mean I'll fuck a jap girl just to taste some asian, but that doesn't mean Ill have her as my gf lol.
I'm a freebird

more like sex doll

post more japanese qts

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what is it about socks that length that is so sexually provocative?

These are kids you fucking pedo freak.

too short
though if i could find a 5 11 or 6ft tall one,why not

and?

You are based and redpilled. Do not listen to anyone else

post qt gyarus

East Asians are very loyal. She will expect you to marry her once you banged her. I'm pretty sure you are just a LARP but whatever.
Du hast die Katze im Sack gekauft. Nicht mal mit ihr ernsthaft reden können aber gleich vögeln. Wie kurzsichtig kann man bloß sein.

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i will give you my 35 years old virgin sister.

how do i get a japanese gf?

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is it true that my japanese gf will call me twice a day to see how i am?

I mean to be honest I'm pretty beta but jesus Christ, I'm not such a pathetic piece of slime that I want an Asian gf.

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i know the feel

>we can not talk to each other
>this is our both first relationship
OH NO NO NO NO NO. . .

I can't even get Russian gf...

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low test

i got you senpai

that just makes it better

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Why?

i am taking gf applications pls send me
i want qt int gf

That doesn't look healthy.

would kill a man to have those feet parked on my face

I honestly thought this picture was drawn anime before I opened it lmao.

Not sure if I want my precious seed to be milked by any she-demon

you and me both!

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why?

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Put me in the screenshot

>Imagine the smell

They haven't come for me yet.

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You must pay debts now

Me at the back

>ywn play pretend yuri games with your japanese school girl friends

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I’ll take her. I have a job and owns own house/car. Your folks will love me.

I already have a Thai GF (female)

Don't worry German bro, I understand you. I dated a Thai girl who could only speak middling English for two years. It got me thinking about what's really important in a relationship. I started researching arranged marriages and discovered that they have divorce rates equal to or lower than romantic marriages, and the participants report equal levels of happiness as those in romantic marriages. It made me think about how so many Western women marry and divorce based on things as shallow as interests and sexual preferences.

The only reason I didn't marry her was because I wanted kids and she didn't.

t. incel

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Because I have a filipina girlfriend. Feel free to roast me.

Lol. He had to get an irregular girlfriend.

they don't come to greenland, last seen one is 2oo8

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>irregular girlfriend
What did he mean by this?

Cause i have a finnish one

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post moar japanese qts in socks like that!

fuck i know a girl who looks exactly like her

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>Not wanting to spend your weekends with hitomi-chan, doing eating contests and watching anime

bet she fucks like an absolute JAV pro

Will I be able to communicate with Japanese cuties if I speak fluent Chinese? What do nip girls think of chinks?

squeaky, whiny, cold, witholding, asexual little boys

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kys fag

you are going to teach each other your native languages, right?

Why the fuck do I still use the internet?

Socially adjusted men don't play games on pc, at most cosnole that is used mostly for netflix or move on from gaming as whole