Post national heroes from your country
>Finland
>Lalli
Lalli was a Finnish farmer that hunted down and decapitated a Swedish bishop with an axe for visiting his house without paying for the food and drink.
Post national heroes from your country
>Finland
>Lalli
Lalli was a Finnish farmer that hunted down and decapitated a Swedish bishop with an axe for visiting his house without paying for the food and drink.
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Why is that considered a heroic deed and not being an anti-social asshole?
The bishop was Finnish too you dumb autistic fuck
Wow Lalli is a cunt, does he not know the rules of hospitality?
The bishop who was slain was Sankt Henrik, the apostle and saint of Finland. Nice job!
>I looooove saints!
Because the bishop was a sw*De
seething sw*Des
>be farmer
>work your ass off to support your family
>still be on the verge of starvation
>swedes attack to force christianity into anuses of finnish pagans
>bishop Henrik comes to your house and steals your food, propably rapes your wife too
>kill the bishop
>swedes hunt you down, kill you and scalp skin off your head
>story becomes myth, where Lalli's skin was peeled of by the wrath of god, when Lalli put on bishop's hat
I'd say that the bishop was the anti-social asshole.
Bishop Henrik was a Finn and he was your national saint. Have you ever opened a book or did you learn all your history on Jow Forums?
Henrik was a swede. Henrik is even a swedish name. Swedes were the christians, finnish were pagans. This happened during the crusades [spoiler], unless it's only a myth[/spoiler].
That's brutal.
He was a convert.
Ah yes, all Finns with Swedish names are Swedes now that it suits you.
Henry was English though
Henrik is a swedish name, saastainen svedupelle.
Your hero sounds autistic and a dick
en.wikipedia.org
this
>Henry (Finnish: Henrik; Swedish: Henrik; Latin: Henricus; died c. 20 January 1156[1]) was a medieval English clergyman. He came to Sweden with cardinal Nicholas Breakspeare in 1153 and was probably designated to be the new Archbishop of Uppsala, but the independent church province of Sweden could be established only in 1164 after the civil war was over, and Henry would have been sent to organize the Church in Finland, where Christians had existed already at least two centuries. According to legend, he entered Finland together with King Saint Eric of Sweden and died as a martyr, becoming a central figure in the local Catholic Church. However, the authenticity of the accounts of his life, ministry, and death are widely disputed and there are no historical records of his death nor existence.
>Ah yes, all Finns with Swedish names are Swedes now that it suits you.
Finns didn't have swedish names before sweden conquered Finland. Story happens during crusade, when Finland wasn't fully conquered. At that moment finns had still their finnish names and their pagan religion.
Read you already got BTFO
Gavrilo Princip. Executed a fucking kraut/magyar tyrant and its unborn spawn for trying to humilliate Serbs in Bosnia on their most holy day and searched for any reason to attack Serbia and have it occupied by a foreign power again when it just released itself from the demonic shackles of the most unholy evil known to man.
I wish he becomes a saint one day.
Thanks for this. I always assumed he was swedish, because of the translated name and the fact that he came with swedish crusaders.
Yes, I posted before refreshing. Looks like we both lost the game, swede.
Anyone who slays sw*Doids is a hero
Green beret Hauptsturmführer Lauri Törni
Fought non-stop against communism from 1939 to 1965. Törni started his career in 1939 after the Soviet Union started bombing Finnish hospitals and kindergardens with incendiary clusterbombs. After the Winter war he he Joined the Waffen-SS and was promoted to Hauptsturmführer and was awarded with the iron cross. He fought in the continuation war and received rhe Mannerheim cross, the highest honor at the time in Finland. After WW2 Lauri couldn't kill any more reds legally so he became an US citizen and quickly became an US special forces captain and started fragging left leaning degenerates until his helicopter crashed into a mountain in 1965. The US army posthumously promoted him to a major, he had also received the legion of merit
This is Charles le Grand, he makes germanoids mad
Poor edgelord never saw a victory in his life
>Serve in three armies and get promoted in all of them.
If that's not victory, nothing is.
Also got all the most honorable medals
Estonian volunteer Hans Kalm is a hero to Finland
he personally executed the high chief of the r*ddoid guards and disobeyed every single order the German-Swedish Mannerheim gave him because real Finns do not take orders from faggots and yet still they promoted him
>Lalli
Kek, a "lalli" here is someone that's never serious and only ever jokes around, it's an endearing term though
Lalli wasn't being serious, he decapitated the bishop as a joke.
Also, Andreas Hofer
He led the revolution against the filthy bavarians and Frenchmen as they decided to annex my glorious homeland of Tyrol. To this day he is still our national hero #1 and two of our anthems, of which one is the official tyrolean anthem, have to do with him
Considering he was from Viljandimaa he could very well have been Swedish-German himself.
Kalm is a Finnic name which means a burial tomb
Oh yeah, understandable
The bishop was English
It's a German/Swedish name sv.geneanet.org
ancestry.com
It's literally a Finnic word you autist
Kalmisto in Finnish but Estonians prefer to make words shorter
Is Kalm a Finnish word? No. It is a Germanic word however.
He wasn't from Finland
BASED ANGLO SLAYER
I know. I responded to the poster sperging out at Mannerheim being German-Swedish by stating that Hans Kalm was from Viljandimaa which makes it quite possible that he was also German-Swedish, especially given his name.
Yes, but he was still lover of King Saint Eric of Sweden. If swedish cock goes inside you, you are permanently a swede. That's how it goes.
simpson and his donkey, rescued wounded soldiers during galipolli using his donkey as a makeshift ambulance, until he was killed. we also got billy sing, who was a based chinese-australian sniper who killed literally hundreds of t*Rks
That would make your mom Swedish wouldn't it?
I have no idea what the connection of Viljandimaa to German-Swedes is nor why a Swede would know anything about it
I reckon you're just triggered
forgot pic
Read up on Estland-Swedes then. They are/were the Fenno-Swedes of Estonia but they were genocided.
But they lived in the western islands and maybe Tallinn while Viljandimaa is in the center of Estonia
No more (You)s from me so give it up
>They are/were the Fenno-Swedes of Estonia but they were genocided.
as it should be
It would impossible since swedes only fuck men.
This is Nathan Hale, a kid who got lynched by the Br*Tish
Karl der Große and he makes frogs mad.
Wow I didn't know Arnold Schoenberg was Finnish
William Tell but it's a stupid story. Only Uri people care I think
Feliks Dzierżyński, he inflirtated soviet secret police, became its chief and was directly responsible for death of millions of r*ssian animals.
And r*ssians, being the slave race they are, built him monuments and named cities after him.
>John (Jack) Simpson Kirkpatrick (6 July 1892 – 19 May 1915), who served under the name John Simpson, was a stretcher bearer with the 1st Australian Division during the Gallipoli Campaign in World War I. After landing at Anzac Cove on 25 April 1915, Simpson began to use donkeys to provide first aid and carry wounded soldiers to the beach, for evacuation. Simpson and the donkeys continued this work for three and a half weeks, often under fire, until he was killed, during the Third attack on Anzac Cove. "Simpson and his Donkey" are a part of the "Anzac legend".
>finnish pagans
I read this as "filthy pagans". Was wondering why the self-hatred.
>Poor kid from rural Texas, orphaned at age 16 in 1941
>Convinced his sister to sign an affidavit saying he was a year older so he could join the military
>Turned down by the Navy and Marines because he was a 5'5" manlet
>Army eventually took him but wouldn't let him into jump school because lol manlet
>Lands on Sicily in 1943
>Promoted to Corporal after shwacking a pair of Italian officers
>Caught malaria but remained on the front
>Partook in Operation Avalanche and got promoted to Staff Sergeant
>Got sent to Southern France
>One day his buddy got shot by a German who was pretending to surrender
>Flipped the fuck out, charged into their MG nest and killed the whole crew single handed
>Then used the captured MG to mow down a few more German emplacements
>Caught malaria again but still stayed in the fight
Cont.
>Promoted to 2nd Lieutenant because most of the officers in his division were killed and needed replacements
>Assumed command of a unit that was a company on paper but in reality was 18 men and a couple M10s
>Got attacked one day by a full strength German company with armored support
>Krauts knocked out the M10s immediately
>Ordered his men to fall back and called for reinforcements while picking off Germans with his carbine
>Jumped on top of a burning M10 to man the .50
>Gunned down the approaching infantry under constant fire
>Shot in the leg and received severe burns from the flames
>Kept firing until the .50 was out of ammo and limped back to rejoin his men
>Led the counterattack and drove off the Germans
>Fought in a few more battles and got promoted to 1st Lieutenant
>Won at least one of every medal offered by the U.S. Army, plus a few from France and Belgium
>Got into acting after the war and played himself in a movie
>Was faced with constant financial troubles but turned down endorsement offers from beer and cigarette companies because he didn't want to set a bad example for kids
>Died in a plane crash at age 46
>Buried in Arlington national cemetery
>Medal of Honor recipients usually get a tombstone with a gold fringe, but he requested a plain one in his will
Vercingetorix. Surrendered to Caesar
lol manlet rage
Gustav Eriksson Vasa. Rebelled against the Danes after the Bloodbath of Stockholm, eventually unified Sweden and ended the Kalmar Union.
such poor hospitality
doesn't Finland know to treat guests well? even Arabs do this
>swede
>guest
they are bloodthirsty, warmongering animals.
To be fair he did very well for a while. First chieftan/king to unite the Gallic tribes and stomped the Romans at the battle of Gergovia.
>bloodthirsty, warmongering animals.
I wish this was true so you and your shitty country didnt ecist
johno the mad lad of the midlads
dont let the good looks fool you for this lad is a maniac that sells best hash in the midlads region of ireland and will fucking SHANK you if yo dont pay in him in time
Henry Fuller "12 Foot" Davis
>gold rush in Canada
>Davis noticed that 2 of the largest mining companies had made a small error and no one else had noticed
>instead of butting up against one another there was an unclaimed 12'/3.7m gap between two of the largest mines
>claimed it and made a tidy $15k (about $500k today)
>upon his death he requested to be buried on a hill overlooking Hudson's Bay with his feet pointing downwards toward the Bay
>everyone assumed the place must have been selected for some special memory or for the view
>later revealed by his friend that he wanted to be buried there facing downhill so that even in death he could piss on the Hudson's Bay Company
Based
You left out the part where he robbed the Bishop's corpse and then died a painful gory death because of it.
Henrik was actually an Englishman
Based
Reading Wikipedia page abouy his military service is like reading a call of duty script but better
Madlad
>Ned Kelly
An Australian bushranger and outlaw, famous for his crude metal armour. Eventually he ran into his last stand at Glenrowan after his plan to derail a police car failed. The Kelly gang were pinned down in the Inn when Ned fled into the bush, getting shot in one of his arms and feet which caused him to pass out from pain. After regaining consciousness and seeing that his fellow gang members weren't with him, he returned to the Inn from behind the police lines. In his metal armour Ned engages in a gunfight with the police, appearing a terrible giant in the early morning mist. after a long fight he was shot in his unprotected legs and collapsed, he was then captured and hanged. He is generally seen as the Australian robin hood due to him burning mortgage papers when he robbed banks and his letters advocating for better treatment of poor Irish settlers, as well as a symbol of fighting against repression and corruption due to the way the police treated him and his family before he became an outlaw.
Should get this man a posthumous pardon from the Aussie government
>tfw my great great great grandpa was the one who pulled the lever
feels pretty based man
>A West Australian who claims to have the skull of Ned Kelly will ask the Victorian Government to posthumously pardon the notorious bushranger.
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>baka
god damn word filters. Replace with S M H
probably, though he did kill 4 police officers and planned to kill many more. The government don't like to praise Ned Kelly for that reason.
he was the same as any other paddy, had a chip on his shoulder and hated anything british
Christian cant be finn.
>killing someone because this person didn't give a tip
Are finns secretly americans?