American cities

Is it true?
What are cities like in your cun-tree?

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I've never seen ents in my town

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kek

here's the euro one

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this is mad accurate desu

the fuck is hipster burger

any Gordon Ramsay joint

are these comics supposed to be funny?

Informative AND funny!

they are pretty accurate

What is this guys problem? Does he even go outside?

And this as well...

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City centre: Cobbled square, late 1800's buildings, usually art noveau with some concrete or brick brutalist buildings.

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Inner city suburbs: Functionalist apartments, late 1800's single houses

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Outer suburbs: Newer single houses, usually wood. Commie blocks, terraced houses, forests.

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>goes to london once
lol

Trampoline? Do Russians really do this?
>TFW no communal trampoline.

In the rest of America yes, but in New England we have old town layouts cuz we've been here hundreds of years.
>Reminder if your American and your town doesn't have a green you are a savage

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>Ents
Nigga what?

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I had the same reaction desu. It's like they think being hyper-cynical is a substitute for a punchline.

No statues or fountains, 1/3 destroyed by war (Germans) and replaced with neotraditional post-war buildings, other parts replaced by modernism a few decades ago, some highrises and suburbia.

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Nearly every small town has its central square renovated from the EU funds, usually no trees and surrounded by 2-storey Stalin-era buildings.

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same here

Not accurate unless there's a street called Main or Park

>What are cities like in your cun-tree?
heres the map, north is north:

canal jungle favela favela favela favela
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canal jungle towers suburbs favela favela
canal jungle towers/gated areas favela favela
a dirty shitty beach

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Our cities have extremely wide roads and there's lots of cracked asphalt. All the asphalt makes the temperature boiling in the summer.

The old European model is better for a lot of reasons, and I'm not saying that as a euroboo, it's just more practical.

Fortunately Americans have realized that developing the traditional way is better for home/land values, so we've been doing that a lot in the past 10 years.

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Over half the surface area of most American downtowns is parking.

apa rtm ents
apartments nigga