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morning anime.

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morning

mornin

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3rd for >tfw ale will never be your gf

klockan är halv tre dumhuve!

I want to talk to girls, but I'm afraid of being rejcted for being ugly

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Even if I did get a girlfriend (which I never will) there's no way she would ever want to have sex with me because of my microdick

how small are we talking?

I deserve a gf

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I got a big dick, but a girl would never date me because of my ugly face

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Taking a fat shit rn

No one gives a shit about your ugly face do you know what's it like ti know you can never please a woman

I knew you had a big dick you liar

>No one gives a shit about your ugly face
All the girls at my high school did

>what's it like ti know you can never please a woman
Size doesn't matter buddy

what terrible things should a gf do to deserve you?

Hate when women say that size does fucking matter

I feel like a MAN today desu,

You can't fucking have sex with a small dick try getting a fucking girlfriend

Dude you're dick can't be that small.

Do you feel like a women on other days?

Doesn't

no, i feel like a MAN and not a man, if you get what im saying

Did you do the sex with a girl?

morning

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Are you the Japanese poster who used to post Illya in /cum/?

no, i worked tough. Im currently wearing those workingpants that all the laborers wear

yes i posted , but there is other japanese posted
why?

She just has to have a son fetish. I will make the sacrifice and let her by my mommy gf so she can be happy.

Kinda gay

The other Japanese poster used to post great Illya pictures like pic related

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how is it gay?

It's not actullay gay
I was just joking

ok ,

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thanks, not that there is anything wrong with being gay

If god is real then why did he give me a small penis?

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If God is real why'd he make me an ugly nigger

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If God is real then why?

because of American

Well damn...

youtube.com/watch?v=B4HEchh0XD8
it guns aren't sold will ''mass shooters'' still manage to get them?

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i prefer the Jordan Peterson one

Kinda scared to tell my Grandma I'm atheist

Gays
Not a fan

Women turned me gay

Goodnight

sweet dreams

time for the ol' hentai bros

It doesn't matter that God gave me a tiny dick. I will never have a girlfriend anyways.

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Girls Don't just care about dicks

today is children's day . any children here?

They do if you got nothing else going for you

swipe right if u haven't beaten touhou 6

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help plox

because its funny lmao

I'm in school and I'm not rich so

waiting for my erection to go away before I go outside

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Good morning everybody have a good day.

Thanks buddy

My knee hurts aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

FUCK YOU

youtu.be/MdTnIHkjecA

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

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whats wrong with her face

finished college for today lads

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Autismo attacks across the world

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sending my prayers

been catching my accent getting stronger later

beginning to say "watah" unironically now

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natures story tellers

>family is waking up and making noise
Time for bed, boys.

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*makes you happy*

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good doggo

nice post

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*sucks your cock to say thanks*

gay gay gay gay gay GAY GAY GAY FUCKING GAY

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its only being polite

down syndrome general

did you sleep well last night, my sweet curmudgeon?

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lot of snow outside

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we got a bit here last week (southeast side of lake Michigan). looking forward to the first big one. I hope it comes next week while i'm on break so I can enjoy the view from my window while getting drunk

>supposed to getting a nor'easter soon
>currently clear and sunny out
>laying in bed getting a tan

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Redpill me on this movie

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*yeets on y'all*

shut up worthless spic dog, you may not be american, but american asslickers are even worse
kill yourself now

*yeets on you*

YEET

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