/brit/

ruling the waves is British culture silly

I want to come to England and become a geezer. Can you tell me a few guidelines on how to be a proper geezer?

I’d be the taskmaster

somebody had sprayed antifreeze all over my cats back
managed to wipe almost all of it off but if he'd cleaned himself he would be dead for sure
he's a very friendly cat, never hurt anybody
some sick cunts out there

Attached: 1517393875230.jpg (480x360, 29K)

All me

dog owners
all scum

Hahahahhahaha wish it did lick it cunt

I'd be the guy who plays Xiangqi with the guard and bargains for extra noodles for my fellow cellmates

Big fat heffalump of a girlfriend

Attached: 1541926430276.webm (1000x432, 2.91M)

'sheed

Stop letting your animal roam free through people's property then you soy cunt

glad hes ok

hello rasheed

Serial killer in the making did that, report it to the RSPCA because there's probably other incidents in the area

Indoor cats are soy as fuck though

oh no i saw a picture of a boat now i can't see the latest from a schizophrenic leaf or a boring story from some drugged out loser

im the whitest lad ITT piss off

Fucking hate cats, wouldn't hurt one though.

Non-Presbyterians are subhumans

anime

Attached: 1513837183616.png (558x670, 563K)

kino

Attached: 1541931027987.webm (854x480, 2.4M)

Been a month of no contact with my ex gf lads
*does the fortnite flossy dance*

dogs are the white man's pet of choice
owning any other pet, from cat to parrot to guinea pig, is paki behaviour

Attached: Screenshot (5561).jpg (1920x1080, 243K)

You can't have a pet and expect to just let it roam around wherever it pleases mate

what about bugs?

Attached: 20170415-thu-choi-bo-canh-cung-kho-cuong-cua-gioi-tre-11.jpg (1024x800, 51K)

peng

>I have a cat, or should i say furbaby, I just had a vasectomy too! Now where did I put my nintendo switch?

Attached: d90.png (644x800, 13K)

fuck that shit

Don’t you lot eat those?

just how much water does a guy have to drink?

All "pets" are working animals.
Owning some fat spoiled dog is worse than having an outdoor cat that catches vermin.
>muh pupper doggo
woman

Drink when you’re thirsty
Everything else is bugman shite

i used to have a cat that wasn't allowed outside because it had cat flu and cat aids and no immune system and that
he was a good lad though

it's not really a specific amount
drink when you're thirsty you freak

insects are the future

Attached: 1542072991179.png (720x1024, 224K)

Depends on your size and lifestyle. 2 litres of fluid minimum for average male with sedentary job. 3 or 3.5 if you work a manual job

A bowl of boiled crickets please

yeah you really expect me to believe that
okay lol

love it when the neighbours fat cat goes around defending its territory and beats up all of the dogs

I'm born to be a geezer.

piss off
you wouldnt tell somebody to keep a dog inside it's entire life, and cats are even more wild and independent
twat
have had another cat die of antifreeze poisoning but it was winter and he was a thick cunt so I didnt suspect much but now im rethinking
might do that
thanks

terriers hunt rats far better than any cat ever could

>muh doggo :((((
u on yer period

soylent soaked hands typed these posts

So put your cat on a leash and walk it. If not, then you can only blame yourself when your cat comes home injured or dead

Attached: images.jpg (272x185, 9K)

fuck a terrier I'll punt a terrier across the room like a football

youtu.be/l2Pyu-Cj0gg
never see a cat doing that
fat fucks

rip bruce lee loved loved him in rush hour

Rate my spliffy

Attached: gfd.jpg (640x360, 40K)

hate it when you leave the toil-et and someone's waiting outside tapping their foot
alright Darren, calm it down, can't help it if I've had a jammy one now, can I? hire me a dietitian if you're that fucking desperate

Tragic ffs

my ride

Attached: 1519361135894.jpg (2000x1201, 288K)

DRUUUUUMMMMMMMPFFFFFFFFF

Attached: 1531525006346.webm (636x360, 1.83M)

can't imagine pooing at work or any other public place

>walking a cat
the most soy thing you can do you fanny

why?

Attached: 1519362133770.jpg (3000x2389, 1.71M)

love terriers, quintessential dog
*holds my hands up in the rough size of a smallish dog as I say "dog" to emphasise the quintessentiality of the dog I'm describing*

I hate:
Muslims
Jews
Niggers
Asians
Spics
Women
Gays

no difference between a horse and a nuclear reactor desu

Terriers are shit I torture every small dog I see

sicily

Put too much in
Wont smoke

love love love these videos

Business idea: Poley & 190 to replace Ant & Dec

my doggo is dreaming

Downloading fallout 76 on the Xbox. In the mean time I’m gonna go drop my presents of to my Nan for her birthday (got her the 3 for £20 Thornton’s selection boxes) and stay over here for a couple hours. The come back home make my grandad a curry and then play fo76 for a bit before going to play 6 a side football with the lads.

>I hate:
>Muslims
>Jews
>Niggers
>Asians
>Spics
>Women
>Gays

Attached: vf.jpg (1599x1194, 143K)

Poley & 190 in da Bungalow

Yeah its me
What of it?

all moi

can't believe it's almost 2018 and im still a vf

popping up to find Thule, you lads want anything?

Attached: 1511389133428.jpg (1202x665, 259K)

lol how old are you

this is a rorkeypol false flag

>>I hate:
>>Muslims
>>Jews
>>Niggers
>>Asians
>>Spics
>>Women
>>Gays

Attached: Shulem_Lemmer.png (1364x763, 1.78M)

post a picture of your sister

One Nazi flying saucer please

Attached: Tsou_youth_of_Taiwan_%28pre-1945%29.jpg (760x1148, 132K)

No it isn't
Leftists do retarded shit like that all the time
Shes left for the tard school

lads, might unironically be going on a pedo hunt soon (my mate has been chatting up some nonce co-worker if his under a 14yo alias)
Any advice?

Meat
Pie
Sausage Roll

if you insist

Attached: 89.jpg (1080x1349, 136K)

don't be slavic for a start

LOL

Looks like an injun

>current diet has no fruit and lots of dodgy marked down supermarket food
Just had diarrhea and constipation at the same time haha

Attached: 1457706949505.jpg (408x352, 21K)