How do i get an amerimutt gf if

i'm ugly,poor,unemployed and first name is Juan

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1. Come to America.
2. Get a job. Our unemployment rate is only 4% and you can get a job as a Spanish teacher pretty easily.
3. Save some money.
4. You can't fix your ugliness, but you can lift and get muscular and get a nice haircut.
5. Ask out a gf.

>i'm ugly,poor,unemployed and first name is Juan
They'll love you. Bleach blonde bourgeoisie white women love dating shitshows to be rebellious and piss off their fathers/make up for their lack of a father.

Hazme caso, a estas furcias mejor no tocarlass ni con un palo.

how ugly? if your face isn't deformed, or grossly out of proportion getting a normal weight, nice skin, good haircut and not having weird eyebrows or facial hair can put you up to normal looking.

Give burgers to those obese garbage

thank you, but the first step is really difficult , it's not ez to migrate there

why

This Spaniard (actually Mexican), managed to do it. And she was even a virgin, believe it or not.

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Can I do this with the french version?

>she was even a virgin, believe it or not
of course she was
and you trusted a woman

Son placas de petri andantes llenas hasta el tope de ETSs.
Vamos, que son mas putas que las gallinas y la mitad tienen ladillas.

At least 10 black dicks in that pussy before his beaner dick

>implying the moriscas from Spain are better

fly there and say
>hola chica
to the first girl you see
done

Las mujeres en este pais son infinitamente mas putas que en España macho.

what makes you think that? Dd you even ever live in spain?

b-but that's a good thing , look me i'm 23 y/o and virgin, which is worse?

Soy español

Es muy facil, vete de putas

>Es muy facil, vete de putas
it's even worse ,what the fug

yes, but switch the gf for a bf

>ugly,poor,unemployed
me too and i got a gf. my name is tom though, not juan

Te ahorras el billete de avion

>me quejo de ser virgen pero no me voy de putas
Piensa, en tu estado actual tienes otra opcion para acabar con esta situacion?

>en tu estado actual tienes otra opcion para acabar con esta situacion?
whores are like a gf desu although they pretend it

Si no quieres irte de putas y lo que quieres es una novia esta bien.
Pero es que lo tienes jodido porque eres feo y pobre y posiblement seas medio autista o tengas una personalidad de mierda.
Lo primero no lo puedes arreglar pero lo segundo y lo tercero mas o menos y con esas dos cosas te basta.
Dime que al menos tienes un titulo universitario.

Yes, but French teachers are not as highly sought after.

>Dime que al menos tienes un titulo universitario.
no XD

>she was a virgin
>she said so!

haha...

Poor bastard.

Dime que al menos has trabajado en algo.
Si eres un NEET te van a tocar las putas parece.

>Dime que al menos has trabajado en algo.
tampoco LOL
>Si eres un NEET te van a tocar las putas parece.

OH NO NO NO NO XD, va a parecer que si

En serio eres un neet?
Como acabaste siendo un neet? No tienes ningun plan de vida? Tus padres no te han echado?

Deje la carrera desu, estoy en proceso de que hacer con mi vida

Ah, estaba empezando a pensar que eras el tipico neet que no hace nada y vive de sus padres

most of the dorks on Jow Forums would never get a woman that good-looking.

Honestly the only thing that matters is your height. If you are under 6 feet tall don't even bother coming here.

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Im 6’4 Is the average mutt woman small enough to not be taller then me in heels?

That's how it is in the Midwest. The East coast is full of manlets though. I'm here for college and I tower over everyone. I'm 6'3.

They will all tower over you even without heels

Already half way there

Its height so important in the US? Here you only have to be taller than the girl and its ok

Go to Canada instead