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why do you need to spend it?

become a furry, it's the hip new fandom for vapid consumerist whores.

BUY IMPERIAL GOODS

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vile nonce freak
section yourself for the good of mankind

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Fucking hate birthdays

LICK THAT POOPY ANUS
I WANT YOUR TONGUE TO BE COVERED IN POOPOO

Accidentally rolled and smoked saffron ciggies
LIVID

been moderately depressed for about a year.

afraid to do this because i don't understand how the microwave works

mam always said don't fuck around with magic unless you know what you're doing

idk

Was thinking of buying a new budget tablet because my ipad is finally dying but I feel like it's a waste because all I use it for is shitposting on chon, youtube and sometimes Netflix

KVICK, HANZ, ZEY ARE LEAVING ZE UNION, DIG UP ZE FUHRER!!!

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clapped face

anal toys?

that's not noncery it's just assburgers

state of yanks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Wichita_swatting

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being so obsessed with a girl who objectively looks like she's 13 is thinly veiled noncery

Should I buy a dragon dildo or a horse dildo?

cocaine

nigga just save that money, something is bound to come up eventually whether it's something you want to get yourself, or some unexpected circumstance where you'll need it (like car repairs)

she doesn't look 13 she just looks like a zipperhead subhuman

where's 190

get a nice dr martens leather backpack

youtube.com/watch?v=Xr9Oubxw1gA

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she absolutely looks like she's 13 are you blind

EAT THAT POOPY ANUS
EAT IT WHITE BOY

>According to officer testimony, he began to do so and then stopped, then was shot dead by police.

up your bum, around the corner, all the way to california

she doesn't look 13

could take a little trip somewhere for the weekend if you really want to spend it.

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Invest your disposable income into Herbalife

yes she does you dumb fucking larping slav

I'm as far as you can get from a LARP

ugly cunt deeee laddddd

MPs will vote down May's eu deal and she wil go back to the polls with a question like no 'deal or bad deal?'

Who is this Sue lass again? A bit on the young side but she is rather easy on the eyes

My friend is half Lithuanian and she is very nice, but she is one of the dumbest people I have ever met.

I am the anti-LARP

>depression

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sue

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shut up you fucking scrote

shes 25

Why do people spend money on clothes?

Like boi you work 9-5 then go straight home. Maybe you'll go to Tesco on the weekend and that's the only chance you get to show your style

I she cute?

Water pronounced wud-der

almost christmas cake then
chuck her

young trent's career has taken a bizarre turn

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i buy all my clothes from trespass

>another poll

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me on the right x

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Good lad

girl? haha x

sue

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no shes the same age as myself

who is trent

other right xo

I've been a wild rover for many's the year
And I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer
But now I'm returning with gold in great store
And I never will play the wild rover no more

And it's no, nay, never
No, nay, never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No, never no more

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reckon women would get more pleasure of a willy that repeatedly goes hard then soft then hard etc

Sue Zanne

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is that boxxy

blown the fuck out

>trent

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omg

Bloody 'ell doc we gotta go back in tyme an' stop 'illsborough

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Fucking hate seppos

ah i thought that said alexander arnold
this is he, the liverpool lad who tried to shag a pregnant lass in russia

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Lads

Lads

Azula

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ugh trent dude sorry man I can't go to the numetal concert, my mom's being such a bitch ugh, she grounded me! *punches wall*

mental how donald trump's dad recognised his psychopathy and sent him off to military boarding school

might as well be

Now I really want to make a fighting game based on this meme

i want more out of life than this

asian dicks look grim. glad they censor them.

at least we don't live in the general bogfart timeline

go get it then :)

Jav but uncensored with massive white willies

stooooooooooooooooop breeeeeeeeeeexit

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews

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slags

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Through flattering angles and gripping tricks I have managed to impress a girl on snapchat with the size of my cock so much that she is literally obsessed with it, can't get over the size of it, is desperate to be fucked by it

Now I'm scared to actually go through with it because she'll realise it's not the monster cock she thinks it is (it's only 7.5 inches long and 6 inches in girth)

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did my own research
that is NOT boxxy

Wogsocket

made-up "disease"

jocks are stopping brexit . england btfo

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imagine unironically sending willy pics. that shit will be around forever
in 50 years your grandkids will be able to see your tiny peen

reminds kikes have nukes now so there's literally nothing you can do

why isn't the baby black?

Hate all this wankery over John Lewis adverts.
They're fucking schmaltzy shit any way