Holy shit, I'm literally sweating from the anxiety attack, YOU IDIOTS FROM GERMANY, SCANDINAVIA...

Holy shit, I'm literally sweating from the anxiety attack, YOU IDIOTS FROM GERMANY, SCANDINAVIA, JAPAN ETC HAVE NO IDEA HOW LUCKY YOU ARE TO LIVE IN AN "AUTISTIC" COUNTRY

>bee me 30 min ago
>supplies/food running low so go to supermarket, looking for some shampoo and other stuff
>suddenly grill who looks just like pic literally staring at me
>lets out a big smile and comes straight in my direction
>gonna represent her speech/actions next as if it were text
>HI! ^_______________^
>I noticed you have long hair ^___^ DO you use any mask for your hair? ^^
>Uuug... I, n-no.
>FUCKING STARTS MESSING WITH MY HAIR
>I work for X do you want a sample of our product? I can apply to your hair if you want it? ^^
>N-no, thanks, no mask.
>If you give me your e-mail I can let you know about tips to take care of your hair??^__^
>sweating bullets at this point, pressure going down can barely breathe
>NO THANKS
>You sure you don't want to give me your e-mail or whatsapp?
>NO
>She laughs and goes away

Fucking Hell man, CHRIST ALIVE.
WHY CAN'T YOU GO ONE DAY OUT OF THE HOUSE WITHOUT SOMEONE COMING UP TO YOU AND START TALKING OR OTHER SHIT JESUS CHRIST

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THIS

the fuck is bp

Sounds like she was trying to sell MLM shit to you, if that stuff even exists in Brazil?

boypussi

I don't know, it exists here but that's not what it was, our supermarkets always have people from company X offering samples for free so they approach you and start talking about the product and give you one

God I wish that was me

Mate, similar shit happens to spergs even in Finland. Well, no one comes up to talk to us but when we talk to others we always humiliate ourselves. There are some very funny Finnish pastas like this but I'm too lazy to translate them.

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You have been bound by your own words, pekka.

it's ok she was just trying to sell you shit, ITS HER JOB and you would have to say no anyway because they'll try to stuff shit up your ass for lots of reais.

did her hand get greasy with your hair? if you have long hair and don't take care of it just cut it you gaylord.

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>did her hand get greasy with your hair? if you have long hair and don't take care of it just cut it you gaylord.

I'm autistic about hygiene.
Lots a girls envy my hair actually.
I never understood being a neet and not taking care of yourself, it's actually the one thing I do the most, my eating habits and hygiene are on point, every day.

Just give her your number you creep

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>woman approaches you
>you are the creep

sure thing blue haired whale

>have to go every day to barcelona
>always go through a zone full of those people asking you to save starving children or want to talk with you about their god
>a few days ago there was a bunch of young women stopping people and greeting them saying "hi hadnsome" and shit like that
thank god I've learnt how do avoid them

>thank god I've learnt how do avoid them
teach me senpai

You're a creep because you think that you're a creep, just be confident and answer her questions like a normal man

Before leaving home make sure to get and maintain an erection. Also put some poo on your face

just tell them you worship satan.

If it's a busy street, just walk behind someone (preferably a group of people) or act like you are using your phone. Or just ignore them I guess.

It's not because she was a woman, feminist retard, it's any people talking to me out of nowhere. I don't like personal interactions specially if uninvited.

KYS

didn't work for this guy

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You mad?

yes

I see, that's why people don't like you

I don't get what you're so frustrated about? is it your social anxiety and OCD?

>I don't get what you're so frustrated about

People thinking they should be able to strike up conversation out of nowhere, touch you, come up to you and act as if they knew you or shit like that.

I hate it and it makes me very anxious.
My OCD is fine, I like taking care of myself and it keeps me healthy so it doesn't bother me that much.

>giving your number to a clear publicity girl
What the fuck do you enjoy getting spam on your phone?

I'll get spammed even if i don't give

That's no reason to augment the spam amount.

>People thinking they should be able to strike up conversation out of nowhere, touch you, come up to you and act as if they knew you or shit like that.
oh lmao American """small talk"""
>My OCD is fine, I like taking care of myself and it keeps me healthy so it doesn't bother me that much.
yeah if it is useful for you then yeah.

but as I said, you can't keep the girl from doing her job. just try to address the issue so that it no longer bothers you when people approach you in the street to sell stuff or practice a proper speech to decline their offers.