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FUCK ALL THIS GAY ASS SHIT AND BUY UVXY

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BUY MORE UVXY OR IMMA FUCK YOU UP FAGGOT

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does anybody else here trade short to medium term on leverage on 1broker? trying to get into it myself, im having problems with patience though i want all my money in positions immediately which I shouldnt be doing but money just sitting there is a waste of time, unless i just go 1x leverage long indices or something and close them when i want to get in other positions i guess is one idea I could work on

PREVIOUS FUCKIN THREAD
I FORGOT THE FUCKING OPTIONS VIDEOS
DO SOMETHING ABOOUT IT FAGGOT

What are your thoughts on SXVY?

Daily reminder that this thread is full of morons.

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are you teh profit ?

First for Deans Food

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Whos Finally out of their hole today?

HMNY is going to drop to like 35¢ today and recover to 65¢ later this week before falling again.

Me on the back.

big if ture

>IMPLYING I EVEN CAN

SHORT IT

YOU KNOW WHO RUNS THAT SHIT?
FUCKIN COMMIE FAGGOTS

WHO DAT?

The Golden Bullrun

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>he shorted a meme stock like netflix

DONT BE THAT PERSON

McDonald's will upgrade 1,000 stores with kiosk and mobile order technology every quarter for the next eight to nine quarters.
International markets like Canada, Australia and the U.K. are already fully integrated with kiosk service and mobile ordering.
McDonald's has also been exploring delivery in the U.S. in an attempt to meet customer demand and changes in how consumers want to get their food.

lotta red dildos in the golden bullrun desu

100% Mcdonalds stores will have kiosks in USA by 2020, half by end of 2018.

berniebros btfo

Isn't that why you are here?

MCD is one of greatest stocks, absolute Aristocrat

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Did you thank him today?

Omfg SNAP just keeps going up... I was so retarded not to buy this last week.

Wait I haven't seen any fast food chain without the kiosk ordering for like 15 years wtf.

Won't this put a ton of limp dick liberal art majors out of employment?

USD too strong T_T

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might as well join in the GE meme

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digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/las-vegas-automation-strike/

WAGEKEKS ARE SCARED

Meant to post the most bro CEO in tech

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theyre gonna make a ton more money too after they ditch all the minimum wage employees too. pretty much every MCD and BK near me has those kiosks already

>changes in how consumers want to get their food
No one has ever wanted to have to go out for McDonalds. There has always been a demand for fast food to be delivered. They just never gave a shit because other than some small local businesses, there wasn't any options for it until Uber Eats and similar larger businesses really took off, threatening their market.

and thats a good thing!

What country / region are you from?

the knife will keep falling, buy later

Apple gonna announce all OLED lineup at event today. Get your $LPL and $OLED now!

Nope.

I quit participating in this shithole a long time ago; shortly after it became infested with vermin (tripfags & weabs).

I just stop in to warn unsuspecting anons when I come across it in the catalog.

you double niggers promised me hmny excitement but this shit boring af. explain yourselves!

>mcdonalds
>delivered
>nobody wants to go out to mcdonalds

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Hopefully they all die in the gutters of whatever stupid filthy ghetto hipster streets they infest.

Among the demands of the 50,000 members of the Culinary Workers Union are higher wages, better job security, and protections against automation. The workers, whose contracts are up on June 1, are employed by more than 30 of the city’s renowned resorts.

“We know that many hospitality jobs are slated to be automated in the next coming years, so we want to make sure that we’re innovative and thinking about how we can protect workers and their jobs,” Bethany Khan, director of communications at the Culinary Workers Union, told Digital Trends. “Our automation and technology proposals deal with protecting workers. We know technology is coming and we want to make sure that workers are protected and have a say in how technology is implemented in their workplace.”

I've never worked a minimum wage job.. used one of those kiosk at MCD and though to myself right away.. fuck those minimum wage cry babies that shit was easy as fuck to place my order and they are complaining about having to do that? lmao

The only redeemable and good poster on here is lunch user.

France, but it's the same in Germany, Italy and Japan.

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are you the guy who made the bagholder copypasta? that was bretty gud

does anyone have that?

they can all go work at food co-ops for less than min

Yep, MCD already did it all over Europe. More costly labor and protections.

USA is hitting now.

Wew minimum wage here is like 12€/hour all taxes included, I don't think it's much lower in the US.

I'd like to see them go on strike and never come back because the robots provide a better service. Maybe they'll be able to keep the fucking places open at 3-4am so when I'm fucking drunk and high on cocaine and need to put food on top of what ever is left in my stomach I can get something nice and not have to settle for something shitty or something I had to make my self.

Depends where in the US you are. In Texas, minimum wage fags make like 7.25 an hour. Those poor cucks but fuck em all.

Patience, nigga. This shit is going to be fun.
I dunno what you're trying to imply. I'm just saying all fast food should have had a delivery option since the days pizza started offering it.

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Just need to get rid of your rail workers and their fucking commie union now.

I'm not really against unions though... The french railworkers union is a rare exception... CAW/UAW is another one that needs to die.

only thing i can really eat on cocaine is juicy fruits like pineapple or watermelon

Kek, minimum wage in the US is $7.25/hr unless you live in one of the few cities / states that has passed a local laws to have a higher minimum wage. If you're working for minimum wage then you usually don't make enough money to pay much in taxes except for the mandatory 7.65% that gets automatically deducted as payroll taxes.

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm in boomer jail again so I brown bagged an egg salad sandwich, I was in a rush so I forgot breakfast though. I'm up a comfy 2% today so that's nice, might exit a few positions depending on lunchtime movement. Holding GBR and NOK.

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Dude what are you doing on cocaine so early in the day? That's absolute degeneracy man.

based lunchbro
how are you today ?

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sometimes i do cocaine all day.. like from the time i wake up till about an hour before i go to sleep, i don't really see anything wrong with it desu. it's not like i do it everyday

Im eating a toad in the hole

highlight of the day.

Are you an 80's Wall Street trader by chance?

Don't know yet, probably just going to go the gym to work out instead of eating lunch.

anybody interested in a boring hold that might be reversing trend and moving up check out ODP.. huge volume on the close friday

hold that GBR real high, like set a sell limit on it to lock up your shares

Chad Foods

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Chicken fried rice while watching profits wiped out

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nope... just a white guy with nothing to do most of the time

wtf happened to nktr

Working man's lunch, 10 mg Adderall and 2 cigarettes

I need a new job

Doing pretty good, I partied hard with my friend all weekend so I'm a little fucked up though. I don't party much anymore so it hit me in the gut good. I was pretending to be sober in the liquor store instead of in the gym, I'm probably going to double down this week on exercise.

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are you from Scruggs Company in Georgia ?

$3 sound good?

why didn't you close your shorts?

Nope random grocery store butcher in Michigan

Working minimum wage until I can find a CAD job

Nice m8
Keep it up !

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NKTR 54.70 -35.65 (-39.46%)

doesn't everybody see that opec is full of shit and not actually raising production while all the inventories are shrinking and demand for oil is increasing? Why are these damn prices so fucking low?

Sell point was 274... and it gapped up OVER sell point ;_;

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yeah i'd say so

Wew lol
Well, poor fucks the lot of them.

They are litteraly dying. See, I'm in the train and they're supposed to be on strike. Unions went all in but lost. Macron is winning, there's 0 opposition anymore.

Going home, green as shit. Soitec didn't disappoint me again.

Don't you have a job or something.

thats just the way the cookie crumbles

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Roger

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Judge my portfolio, /SMG/
VOO - 4 shares
BRK.B - 1 share
BAC - 12 shares
JPM - 4 shares
VIG - 8 shares
MSFT - 6 shares
NOBL - 18 shares
XLU - 4 shares
VTI - 6 shares
NVDA - 4 shares
AAPL - 2 shares
DGRW - 10 shares
QQQ - 7 shares
IEFA - 16 shares
DIA - 3 shares
VT - 4 shares
Total portfolio value = ~10,800

My goal is to buy and hold and use the dividends to reinvest them and buy more shares. I have a couple of growth companies which I believe will keep on running. Currently considering either buying GOOGL or AMZN.

Thoughts?

QD is mooning, my calls expire in 11 days, but there's still no way in hell it's reaching strike price. It will continue to moon after my calls expire, and the bogs will laugh at my 100% loss
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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yeah, that should it

i started a handyman business, but ill go like a week or two without work then about a week or two with work, sometimes i just go around the corner for a quick hour or two job.

Other day went took down a mirror, painted behind it and hung a new mirror.. It was a stone throw from my house.. took less than an hour and made $40 came back home and jerked off. i own rental properties and have an investment business that deals with pennystocks but that doesn't take alot of my time

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flip the calls for profit don't try to exercise them, that's how you lose money

Comfy why would you do that!?!!?

>total loss

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yo comfy if that shit gets ITM but youre all out of time, just exercise them, and if it keeps mooning you will come out on top

I'm watching CNBC right now and Cramer is fucking insufferable. God damn everything from the things he says to the tone of his voice to his stupidly exaggerated antics just angers and disgusts me. Why did he ever become such a popular television host? Who even likes this humongous faggot?

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>selling now
I-is far too late lads

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check out ODP and NMM

ODP is a whatever company nothing to fucking fancy about it but it might make a good trade.

NMM imo is going to be growing soon. BDI is rising and NMM has been buying cheap ships to expand their fleet. They recently started their divi back up which is a huge sign of improvement in the companies financials. They don't have toxic debt like most other shippers out there and too me NMM is very under the radar

jesus