Preemptive laugh at UK thread

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

STOP bullying britain!

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realistically the only way the UK can remain is to be a vassal otherwise the govt. will just continue to attempt to destabilise it from the inside.

not going to get through parliament
this dumpster fire aint done burning yet

OH NO NO NO NO
My day has been ruined...

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Why do I get the impression the Euros here don't even know they're supposed to be laughing about.

>reading about Norn Iron/the troubles
>Anglos ethnically replace the Irish in Ulster
>gerrymander the fuck out of it so dozens of catholic majority cities and towns aren't allowed to join the Irish Republic
>protestant politicans and police discriminate Catholics
>inbred loyalists and british special forces gun down/bomb hundreds of Catholic irish civillians to terrorize them into submission
>protestant police forces look the other way
>provisional IRA set up to protect catholic civillians from loyalist and british forces state sanctioned terrorism
Seriously imagine being a catholic in Norn Iron in the 70s/80s, inbred loyalists and security forces want to gun you down sanctioned by the uk government, discriminated in all walks off life, protestant police forces turn a blind eye. Seriously why are Northern "Irish" (Descendants of planters) so fucking evil? If you look it up British Security forces and inbred loyalists almost entirely targeted catholic civillians meanwhile the IRA mostly targeted british special forces and loyalist terrorists. If I was a catholic during the troubles I would pray to the IRA everyday for my family and own safety. honestly god bless the IRA. Before any inbred loyalist say it's the will of norn iron to remain in the union I implore you to research the gerrymandering and the plantation of Ulster, no Unionist is a true Irish. Seriously why do Ulster scots love bombing Irish so much? MRF, UVF, Glennane gang, bloody sunday... The list goes on, good thing the provisional IRA was set up to protect Irish civillians from attacks like these. If ulsters scot inbreds love the union and Protestantism so much they should go back to Britain....

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By my understanding they wont receive any money from us, but if they buy products from any EU country, they will be taxed extra.
Bongs fucked up so hard.

>By my understanding they wont receive any money from us, but if they buy products from any EU country, they will be taxed extra.
That would be dumb, you're right.
That's not the proposal though, so your understanding is standard Bulgarian retardation.

But that's not true.

You guys are idiots.

The EU BVLL and the cUcK

Well then, tell me what will happen with your brexit?
Wont you have to pay more for European products?

No. No one has even mentioned anything like that, I'd love to see where you're getting that idea from.

The pole said so. He said you have to live under EU regulations.

Brexit was always win/win for me because the UK would either become a third-rate power by crashing out of EU without a deal or would slowly decline to become an EU client state with an unequal treaty, but this is definitely the most attractive option because it won't shake the EU economy too badly.
It's like... what do they call it? Having your cake and eating it too?

Right, but that's the tax everyone ALREADY PAYS. You included. The price doesn't change.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HE'S IN

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I no laugh at Britain, only eu.
haha eucucks

whats going on? did they reach an agreement ?

Monetary compensation to the EU in exchange for no political power? Paying money on a regular basis in exchange for decisions and regulations that you have no say in? Funding a decision-making system that you're not a part of? Another decrease in international influence?

>But Mrs May suffered a major blow when it emerged Michel Barnier's deputy, Sabine Weyand, boasted about the divorce package in a briefing for Brussels officials.

>She apparently claimed the UK will have to 'align their rules but the EU will retain all the controls', bragging that Britain is effectively accepting staying in the customs union for good, and will have to 'swallow' demands over fishing waters.

>vassal of eu

No, but May has formalised a draft that she plans to send to Brussels.
I think it won't even get there though, because she'll could get a vote of no confidence in the next week or so.

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>WE
Cringe.

But wasn't Brexist supposed to be the removal of EU having a say on how to handle your country?

>They still have to live by EU regulations to keep the access to the market (tax, climate, agriculture, energy, everything)

This pretty much defeats the entire purpose of Brexit.
I still want to know how you will fund the EU as the Pole says.

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Most of the users here are children.

The British are officially slaves

Why can't those detestable bureaucrats just play it cool and shut up? Sneering bastards, they got what they wanted.

Mrs May is yet to publish her 400-500 page draft EU withdrawal agreement, but it is understood to include:

A guarantee there will no physical border checks reintroduced between Northern Ireland and the Republic;

A backstop to avoid a hard border that would come into force after a mooted transition period in December 2020 - and last 'unless and until' another solution is put in place.

Brussels is said to have dropped its demand to create a border in the Irish Sea;

But instead the customs union would apply indefinitely to the whole of the UK and Britain could not be able to walk away from the arrangement without approval from an 'independent panel' made up of civil servants from the EU and Britain;

There could also be enhanced regulatory checks between mainland Britain and Northern Ireland;

Commitments to ensure a 'level playing field' during the backstop including accepting EU rules on environmental and labour standards and state aid;

A review due to be held in July 2020, towards the end of the transition period, will decide whether the backstop needs to come into force;

The three million EU citizens living in the UK and one million British citizens living in the EU will keep all their existing rights post-Brexit;

A divorce bill of between £39billion and £46billion will be paid to Brussels;

That's what some wanted. All I and a lot of others wanted was an end to the Right To Work policy, and under this proposal we'd get it.
Staying in the customs union is still the right move.
>This pretty much defeats the entire purpose of Brexit.
Depends what you thought the purpose of Brexit was. The 'TAKE BACK OUR SOVRUNTEE' people were a loud but small
group of spastics.
>I still want to know how you will fund the EU as the Pole says.
The same way all member states do now, with dues.

Even better:
>UK may notify EU of intention to leave. Within 6 months a joint committee shall meet to consider the notification. If the EU and the UK decide "jointly" it's no longer needed to keep the Irish border open it will cease to apply. Short version: EU has a veto
THE UK CANT EVEN LEAVE THIS DEAL UNLESS THE EU WANTS TO

>Mrs May is yet to publish her 400-500 page draft EU withdrawal agreement, but it is understood to include:
assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/756374/14_November_Draft_Agreement_on_the_Withdrawal_of_the_United_Kingdom_of_Great_Britain_and_Northern_Ireland_from_the_European_Union.pdf

According to what has been leaked so far you're full of shit. Free movement will be ending as part of the deal.

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theresa may said free movement is over in her own speech just now

everyone's freaking out because they think the deal has been published and what everyone is saying is true, but nobody fucking knows anything yet apart from free movement is over but we still have access to the single market

>Pole
>Full of shit
There's a toilet-cleaning joke in there somewhere.

There is still hope. But the UK must ACTIVATE IT now!

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I clearly wrote "travel" not "immigrate" you sheep fucker

Corbyn is a Tory plant, everyone knows this

So basically "Brexit" meant "Lose all power"

Y-yeah but he cited himself as a source-

he is a puppet leader of a party of blairites. he has no chance achieving anything.

This

Pretty much. But it's worth it because eastern europeans won't be able to come here and steal our bennies anymore.

Does anybody actually oppose free movement from within the EU? The discontent seems to be aimed entirely towards Muslims/Blacks and now their share of the immigrant intake is going to increase.
I don't understand why French people are so mean. There is no reason for animosity between the UK and France.

You implied that it would be the same as Norway or Switzerland's deal but this is clearly untrue.

insecurity

>this pole lecturing the world about his interpretation of unconfirmed leaks

please

Yeah instead it would be africans, irish and muslims doing it

Will they continue to take in shitload of "refugees"

That's the only thing anyone really cares about

muslims and blacks could get in to the UK by the boat loads as long as they reached italy

Depends what type of movement you're talking about. 'Workers' from Eastern Europe can fuck off and die. I don't have a problem with people visiting us on business or as tourists.

I'm just an anglophobe. That's why I said "for me".

i vastly prefer eu immigration but we still get mainly bottom of the barrel poles and gypsies who have come via eu cunts

but actual decent eu citizens are the best immigrants, along with canadians and aussies

We took in about a thousand 'refugees' over the past ten years.
Germany took in over a million, and that's the number they actually reported.

>I'm just an anglophobe.
Based retard.

You're focusing on the least relevant issue in the whole comparison to the Swiss/Norwegian model.
Fuck me you people are truly obsessed.

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>uk holds brexit referendum
>old people vote leave
>young people vote remain
>uk leaves eu
>old people die of old age
>brexiteers lose majoriy of their voter base because they're al dead
>remainders now majority in uk
>uk holds new eu referendum
>uk re-joins the eu

I hope nothing bad happens to the united kingdom.

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>say something that isn't true
>people tell you it isn't true
>y-you're obsessed
Tip-top kek.

EAT SHIT AND DIE ANGLOS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ec.europa.eu/commission/sites/beta-political/files/draft_withdrawal_agreement_0.pdf

YOUR SOURCES ARE SHIT THIS IS THE REAL ONE
AHAHAHAHAHAHA PIECE OF SHITS

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>old people die of old age
Wow, good thing no one will ever age from now on.
Actual mongoloid.

we can live in hope

but really why would the eu even want that anymore, unless they bend us over and force us to adopt the euro or something

Look at the bright side. At least you still got the Falklands

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>young people voted remain, old people voted leave

fucking media memes. I'm young and voted leave, and I know other people that did. But we were the part of leave that made it the silent majority because if you let anyone know that you voted leave violent leftist millenials would make your life a misery for as long as you were in educational institutions or work placement or whatever. older people were more open about it because that stuff doesn't matter to them.

but there were plenty of young people that voted leave and I believe that if another referendum gets held after we leave we'll stay out.

>ec.europa.eu/commission/sites/beta-political/files/draft_withdrawal_agreement_0.pdf
?
What is wrong with Hungarians?

For now

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OHNONONONONONO

The C*ntinental flags in this thread seem to be even more mentally handicapped than usual.

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Based Spain. Sanctuary of the English Boomer

ok cite the part where we lost

At least the EU can't regulate their lightbulbs anymore

DEATH TO ANGLOSHITS LONDON WILL BE A HUNGARIAN VILLAGE

>the Eastern Euro vermin ITT are the most anally devastated
Gee i wonder why.

so we stay in the customs union until we can work something out, which prevents a hard border in ireland

but does that also mean free movement continues while we remain in the customs union?

would rather become the 51st state than have to live with autistic European regulations

>your worm riddern chav brain cant comprehend the fact i can go there and fuck you anytime i want brexit or not

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

UH NO NOO NOOO NOOOOON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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why are you so upset then

>d-dont laugh at me or ur mad >:^(

The Brexit betas are more butthurt than ever, how come?

B R U H

see the subject of the thread

absolute spastic

eu regulations are why we're not getting arse raped by employers or having our private rights trampled by the govt
if we enter into a trade deal with the us over eu, we'll be forced to accept their cheap shite and chemically fucked food (which the eu protects us from)

If that's actually the case then this offer will never survive and May will be out by the end of the week.