Scottish girl joins our company and sends out an introduction email to everyone

>Scottish girl joins our company and sends out an introduction email to everyone
>one of the Americans in our company replies and starts talking about his Scottish heritage

Lmao I thought the muh heritage stuff was just a meme

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It's not. Haven't you ever met an American before?

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>the chad scottman proudly tell people about their superior heritage
>the virgin northumbria identify as 'british'

Types of heritage mutts I have encountered in real life:

>Swedish-Norwegian mutts on vacation in Spain. They were a middle-aged couple, the man told me that I really looked Swedish and talked about his grandparents who were Scandinavian. He was my favorite mutt so far.

>Irish-American in Sweden. A guy at university who looked pretty brown but mentioned his Irish heritage 2 times in total, and I only talked with him like 5 times. He was okay.

>A group of tourists, 10-15 in the Old Town of Stockholm who wore Swedish-American t-shirts. By far the most cringeworthy and many of them were fat.

>be me
>American
>Irish and Italian heritage
>Still keep in contact with relatives from the old world
>Sometimes see their friends over skype
>now in an Jow Forums long distance thing with chick from Dublin
>She's trying to immigrate

Gonna mutt the whole world, how does this make u feel, euroboy?

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>>Still keep in contact with relatives from the old world
just because they sold you pizza once, doesn't make them relatives.

What does this post even mean.

>>now in an Jow Forums long distance thing
Wouldn't recommend this. Speaking out of experience.

>and sends out an introduction email to everyone
wtf is that real?

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fuck you de niro, go whine about trump

>Seething incoherent rage
Spicy Sicilian food is far better than pizza ever will be btw. The world is ours. Your women are ours.

it means he is whiter than u

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A dane? i think not.

Why, she seems pretty fun

jeg er hvidere end dig

no, I meant this guy fuck

>The world is ours
except for vietnam
>Your women are ours
nobody wants mutilated benis lmao.

>except for vietnam
Nah, Vietnam is always ours. We still have tens of thousands of land mines rekting the gooks decades after the war. We impregnated their whores, bombed shit, and left. We ARE Vietnam.

If I move to America that makes me American :)

It makes you Swedish American. Everyone in the new world does this btw , you're Swedish American whether you like it or not.

Maybe for you. Long distance Jow Forumsrelationship worked fine for me.

I will become a Swedish American in Minnesota with a big tit American gf :)

Based :D

>Go to Scotland for the first time
>Like it, and like the Scottish people.
>Be in a pub in Edinburgh
>A fat guy dressed in a kilt with his wife on next table
>He's American, but uses words like "wee" and "kanny" in his speech
>Tells the Eastern European waitress where his family come from in Scotland and which clan he is a part of.
>They hear I'm English when I order my food.
>Starts telling me how I should go back to England and don't belong here.
>Wife leans across and says "Aren't you ashamed of what your people did to my people?"

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Do the Scottish actually say wee and kanny I thought that was a meme

No way

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>Actually believing this
Go to bed Sven, you're drunk

For a start. that guy's a Kiwi.
I could believe the actual story happening though.
Do Americans actually say 'y'all'? Hurr.

>complains about birth rates lowers than 1.0
>complains about people celebrating European heritage

All your capital cities look like this

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In all seriousness, I’ve been to Edinburgh and I was disgusted at how 50% of the shops downtown are just SCOTTISH HERITAGE STORE for Americans.
Scots should honestly be embarrassed.

obviously not

Lmao I've had sex with locals in every country I've been to (except the African ones). Nobody but insecure European men care about cut vs uncut.

And if anyone else has been to Edinburgh they know EXACTLY what I’m talking about. They try to lure you in and sell you a fucking kilt.
Good I hope it works for Scots anyway you obviously need the money.

>Do Americans actually say 'y'all'?
Only Dixie fags

>Lmao I've had sex with locals in every country I've been to (except the African ones)

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It's something all the new starters at my company have to do, we just get told to write a few sentences about ourselves and it gets sent to all the employees. Although the vast majority of employees don't actually care what you write.

>Going to Africa for sex tourism
Have fun with your STD that hasn't been discovered yet

Nah, I've heard people from all over say ya'll lately. Stop appropriating my culture.

>Hahahah benis and bagina :DDDDD
How would this go over at your company

>Scottish girl joins our company and sends out an introduction email to everyone

litteraly american tier

This is pretty common. I work for Microsoft, and we all had to do this.

We had to send our introduction to a member of the HR staff first, who would then send it out to everyone on your behalf. I imagine they would censor anything that is immature or offensive.

This is dumb. Your line manager should either show you around and introduce you or drop a brief email on your behalf.

I have the american passport but I never tell anyone. Probably I'll abandon the citizenship sooner or later

The one white person is a Muslim HAHAHAHAHA

It's a pretty common practice if your company has offices around the world. Your line manager can't exactly show you around the office in America, can they?

I thought he was complaining about mutts

Seriously. Why do Americans do this. Literally open youtube and type:_______folk music. You will see endless comments like these. I made this off of ONE fucking video

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Aren’t your women importing Danish semen by the bucketloads?

>Muttnada having any room to talk
Don’t pretend Canadians don’t do this shit.

Whiter than you, Sanchez

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100% European blood, try again Chang.

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