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Josiah Mitchell
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Levi Wilson
ANYONE SEEN RICHIE????
Daniel Cox
Men are better than women at everything except giving birth
Susanna Reid is retarded as well. Dopey cunt only has her job because she looks ok
James Powell
good edition
Adam Wright
Hit or miss
I'm gonna drink her piss
Christian Flores
It looms..
Brody Brooks
women are boring
thats my biggest complaint about them. They’re boring and demand men to entertain them
Charles Clark
anybody know why richie did bobby lupo?
Carson Mitchell
Aaron Miller
Current project: Listen to all music ever composed
James Murphy
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>all yours for just £326k
mental
Levi Jackson
the irish are boring
thats my biggest complaint about them. They’re boring and demand anglos to entertain them
Carter Cook
Today's death:
1892 – Thomas Neill Cream, Scottish serial killer, Jack the Ripper suspect
Born in Glasgow, Cream was raised outside Quebec City in Canada. Cream moved to the United States and established a medical practice not far from the red-light district in Chicago, offering illegal abortions to prostitutes.
He was sentenced to life imprisonment but was released and set sail for London. Ellen Donworth, a 19-year-old prostitute, accepted a drink from Cream. She was severely ill the next day and died. Cream met with a 27-year-old prostitute named Matilda Clover. She became ill and died the next morning. After a vacation in Canada, Cream was back in London where he attempted to poison Lou Harvey who, being suspicious of him, pretended to swallow the pills he had given her. She secretly disposed of them by throwing them off a bridge into the River Thames. Cream met two prostitutes, Alice Marsh, 21, and Emma Shrivell, 18, and talked his way into their flat where he offered them bottles of Guinness. Cream left before the strychnine he had added to the drinks took effect. Both women died in agony.
The police at Scotland Yard put Cream under surveillance and soon discovered his habit of visiting prostitutes. They also contacted police in the United States and learned of their suspect's conviction for a murder by poison in 1881. After a deliberation lasting only 12 minutes, the jury found him guilty of all counts.
Billington claimed that Cream's last words on the scaffold were "I am Jack The..."
One of Cream's biographers suggested that Cream, on the scaffold and about to be hanged, was so frightened that he lost control of his bodily functions and stammered "I am ejaculating".
Gabriel Edwards
Charles Ramirez
Literally can't function without energy drinks and pop
Think it's time to stop
Jonathan Murphy
*composes trash noise*
Hudson Butler
TOILBERG LET MY PEOPLE GO
Brandon Young
dreading going to sleep tonight
toilberg has personally agreed to act as my alarm clock and will be round 4:30am sharp to pick me up
Kevin Rodriguez
so this is not incuding improvisation right?
Matthew Sullivan
All men must serve
Adrian Fisher
toilberg just turned up at my house telling me to come into work now
Anthony Williams
*knocks*
I wonder what mood he'll be in this morning then
Juan Allen
Isn't it mental, not ONE funny female comedian ON THE PLANET, NOT ONE
Andrew Jackson
He was just cleaning up, why'd they kill him? Did nothing wrong
Owen Perez
Adam Long
aisley w.e her irish name is is funny
Matthew Gutierrez
I like Sarah Millican (more like milk tanks lol)
Kevin Davis
joan rivers
Luke Gutierrez
it's one of those things where everyone knows it yet we still pretend otherwise
why is this?
Aiden Hill
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and rip a fat, juicy fart and then have sex with me.
Samuel Gomez
toilberg wants the big report on his desk at 4am sharp or else I shall be receiving lashings from the performance management whip
Jack Adams
kek
Jacob Evans
Toilberg just released the schedules for Christmas, put me down for a 9-6 on Xmas day
For a man like me it should be an honor to serve Toily
Jaxon Campbell
Zachary Cruz
agree, imagine paying £300K to live in bumfuck, Arkansas
Brody Powell
can we get a woman hate thread going?
Carter Sanders
Don't know but it's reached it's peak in 2018 surely
Aaron Young
haha
Sebastian Miller
don't understand what accent this is supposed to be
Samuel Long
this thread is now dedicated to Lloyd of Lindybeige
please say something nice about him
Liam Hill
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god this whole scene is so violent
Carter Young
>Heidi Allen
Cor
Benjamin Walker
norfeners btfo
Carter Wilson
lol animerunts btfo
Thomas Long
Being taking one too many caffeine pills at a time in addition to my coffees and diet coke recently and it's left me increasingly manic
Joshua Carter
dunno, norf i think
Ryder Ross
imagine living in Hungary lmao like do they all just go around with their tummies rumbling all the time hahaha...ahhh...anyway...*looks at watch*
Bentley Barnes
Lucas Miller
I'm tired and my neck hurts, what I go do now?
Jonathan Gutierrez
*opens a pack of fags*
Anthony Myers
better place to live than literally 99.9% of the UK, mohammad
David Gray
Need a drink
Henry Gray
i literally burst out laughing at my laptop thanks for that m8
Jordan Bell
*eats a biscuit*
Austin Moore
joan rivers had more balls than every british comedian working today
Isaiah Price
you arrive in newpoty
Jack Lopez
the sister just genuinely asked me how forest fires start
asked her what she think happens when wood catches on fire and she chastised me for "making her look stupid"
Ryder Diaz
Michael Smith
What sort
Gavin Hall
everyone hates women mate
the best of us learn to tolerate them
Michael Butler
such delusion
Have you even been to the US? lmao
Matthew Anderson
get away from me
Joseph Bailey
John Wood
>can we get a woman hate thread going?
Connor Hall
is there anything more droll than dominating an inferior female brain in conversation
Owen Phillips
ah yes, the us of a where you have to drive everywhere
Grayson Turner
turning into a legit paranoid freak
Samuel Evans
"haha yeah"
*turns around and talks to someone else*
Evan Price
Does This Make You Think As Much As It Makes Me Think. It Really Makes Me Think
Adrian Sanchez
Fat cunt *punches you in the belly*
Colton Morgan
toilberg demanding his weekly blood sacrifice at 8am tomorrow
Eli Stewart
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used to hate adele but her songs make so much fucking sense i can't help but like her
Andrew Price
Yes, have you ever left your bedroom? This country is utterly grim
Aiden Peterson
Norf Reach
Julian Campbell
>niggers
Cameron Powell
love it when women get hurt
Joseph Rivera
that's a lot of fucking cope
Carson Morris
what accent is this supposed to be? it's all over the place
Daniel Hernandez
Oliver Robinson
Me? Got the day off tomorrow
Sebastian Hughes
>>niggers
Elijah Green
>>niggers
Nicholas Jackson
Alexander Scott
Yeah but.. Norf! Hahaha!!!
Liam Ramirez
Hunter Diaz
They're not wrong you dopey fuck
Gooks are fucking revolting
Look at her eyes ffs
Cameron Thomas
Always think of this when you get people banging on about how the only men who like panfaced asian women are bitter white virgin freaks who were rejected by white women
Nicholas Fisher
its a stupid s*uthron gimmick
they all have black londoner accent so can't tell a true english accent when they hear it
Adam Richardson
>>>niggers
Hunter Nguyen
Angel Lewis
May's got nowhere NEAR the amount of votes.
Justin Johnson
SCREAMING
David Thomas
>he likes asian "women"
Kayden Harris
he's back filming again?
who do you think the helicopter was
Joseph Miller
wanking with both hands
Jordan Jenkins
Today in history:
1940 – In response to the leveling of Coventry by the German Luftwaffe two days before, the Royal Air Force bombs Hamburg.
The bombing killed 42,600 people, left 37,000 wounded and caused some one million German civilians to flee the city.
The tornadic fire created a huge inferno with winds of up to 240 kilometres per hour (150 mph) reaching temperatures of 800 °C (1,470 °F) and altitudes in excess of 300 metres (1,000 ft), incinerating more than 21 square kilometres (8 sq mi) of the city.
The furious winds created by the firestorm had the power to sweep people up off the streets like dry leaves:
>Some people who tried to walk along, they were pulled in by the fire, they all of the sudden disappeared right in front of you (...) You have to save yourself or try to get as far away from the fire, because the draught pulls you in.
Evan Martin
>Look at her eyes ffs
they're fine you big baby
do you see a dogturd in the streets and start screaming?
Charles Myers
Britain, A self described peasant & workers state
Connor Turner
He will not like this
Nicholas Robinson
repeat your feats, airman harris