If you don't own at least one firearm, you're not a real man

I heard at night muslims come to your house and suck your foreskin off, i hope that doesn't happen to my german friend.

no
both are not white and neither have a foreskin

Attached: 1509197038843.gif (600x580, 436K)

>implying Wario, the ultimate Jew, isn't a man

g*R"""man""" humor

Attached: Around+blacks+never+relax+_1bcacb8d2253c57c623c74a6d1b33a9f.jpg (371x484, 86K)

it's funny because it's no joke.

Attached: 1263232606995.jpg (350x345, 48K)

>Only the Jews and hardcore Christians
So those make up >80% of muttistan, according to your mutilation rate?

>bang stick makes grug strong man of tribe

>German tries to be funny
>Admits he's a retard who can't make jokes

t. Bumba Mbeke

stop it. you're not getting it back.

t. brayden mckyleson with NO FORESKIN LMAO

1 foreskin and no guns here
wish i had a gun

Nah he’s right your banter is pretty weak, I mean at least try to learn from other posters how to make your insults witty or entertaining. Germans may be autistic and unfunny but you’re not stupid, I believe in you lad

lmao ameriskins

Attached: ameriskins.jpg (684x609, 68K)

lmao

Fucking cope. Burgers just can't handle it.

Better than the German's desu.

>have firearm
>also have foreskin
Pls stop painting guns as a defining characteristic of masculinity. Its actually super cringy.

Attached: 1539870355374.jpg (910x1280, 256K)

Protecting your family is THE defining characteristic of being a man

Coming from a place of curiosity and not trolling, is having a foreskin really that great or is it just bragging rights to poke fun at butthurt burgers?

Attached: 1468382426153.jpg (243x207, 12K)

I'm kinda attached to it and have no real idea what it's like to be without it..

I agree in some respects. I've always cringed at the super macho attitude that permeates shooting culture. Even the marketing taps into that cringy shit.

Attached: 5bb5ec5a2400005000981174.jpg (466x626, 46K)

Per my friend who got cut in his late teens because of phimosis, being cut is roughly 25% as pleasurable as being uncut. But when he started wearing those fake foreskin things they sell for a few weeks he said it was about 75% the same. So you could do that, or you could start stretching your skin for a few years so you can have one that looks normal and feels the same from a female perspective.

I own 3 guns, please don't assume my gender. I am a woman (male)
A hunting rifle isn't going to protect your family from the government. I have a bump stock DB-15 with a 60 round mag which is more firepower than most Jow Forums fags and I'm not even delusional enough to think that will stop anything more than a burglar. And I'm delusional enough to call myself the gender opposite of what I was born as.

Attached: adrian-rabiot.jpg (2056x1536, 535K)

I wouldn't use my hunting rifle to protect my family, I'd use my 870.

I'm also circumcised but I've done a bit of mutual masturbation and my uncut friends had to put in significantly less effort than I had to.

You don’t have a family to defend you fat pathetic incel. And no, anime figurines don’t count.

I don't know, the way I reckon is that whatever comes unbid into my humble abode to visit evil upon me and won't stop after seven rounds of 300 grain Hornady hollowpoints from my guide gun, it might be a lot of things, but I'll tell you two things for certain: I don't much care to find out what it is, and much less do I care to stick around long enough to die for it.

It's not even THAT hard here to get a gun. If you stay "under the radar", police won't even pester you, the trick is to not "show off" with them. Several family members/friends I know are armed, but will only admit to it drunk on parties, a few have AK47s. Considering that our "legal" gun ownership rate is about 1/3 of that of Murrica, the actual rate is probably closer to 2/3 or 3/4

Come home non-American man

Attached: Wanenmacher_Gun_Show,_Tulsa,_Oklahoma.jpg (2181x1575, 2.16M)

Then I guess I'm not a real man.
What do you know?
You never stop learning new things about yourself...