Does your cunt has regions naturally populated with subhumans?

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>langue d'oil
>use butter instead of oil in cuisine
defend this fr*koids

Proud to be part of FRANCE.
>is subjugated by FRANCE for centuries
>only manages to defeat FRANCE after it suffers a population decline and gets castrated by the Vienna Congress
Sad, sad krauts.

Only Southeast uses olive oil. Southwest uses duck fat

>France fights little infighting principalities of the HRE for centuries
>thinks it's the big boss
>get's btfo the second Germany unifies
>Germany wins with fewer manpower than France (see pic related) >MUH POPULATION DECLINE!!!
>France only survives thanks to being bailed out twice by the three other strongest world powers
absolute state of Fr*gs

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The truth is that no one in Germany is actually fully Germanic, except the Saxons. The "Germans" west of the Rhine are Gauls, like the French, those in the south are meds, and those in Eastern Germany are Slavs.
The fact that you ""people""(term used loosely) Germanized the Gauls from the Rhineland makes any complaint you have about Alsace-Lorraine being part of France completely hypocritical. Revenge is best served cold.

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That's peak deployment that matters, idiot, not the hopeless mobilization of soldiers after Sedan had happened

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>France fights little infighting principalities of the HRE for centuries
BS. In most of the wars fought previously it was France vs. the rest of Europe

>leaving out the numbers that matter
Typical kraut behavior.

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>who's arioviste, who are the alemanni and where do they came from
>fr*nch education

cope more

>arioviste
A g*Rman who attempted to Germanize us and would have succeeded if not for JULIUS CAESAR kicking his ass.

What makes us "Gauls" (I'm from RLP) speaking a foreign, Germanic language worse than you "Gauls" speaking an equally foreign, forced upon you Italic language? We're both cucked in that regard.
So why should we convert to your siestapaellapizzapastaoliveoiliaspeak? I mean we could revive Old Gaulish like the heebs did with Hebrew, but then again that'd be quite some autisatic LARPing IMO
Also
>Saxons
I hope you mean Low Saxons, the modern day state of (Upper) Saxony is Germanised Slavs
>Meds
Neither BaWü nor Bavaria clusters anywhere near as far south as Italians, Spanish, Greek or South French

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>confederation of the rhine
those are ideal german borders

>WE WUZ ROMANS ET MARDE
gallo roman rape baby who doesn't know shit

>I mean we could revive Old Gaulish like the heebs did with Hebrew
Let's do it.

Breton is a horrible language. I hope they let it die

But do we have the resources for that? Unfortunately they didn't have a writing system, and fragments of the language are only recorded by writers of other languages, mostly Romans, restricting what we know of it to personal names, city/river names etc (which we continue to use to this day but in heavily distorted form)
Would've definitely been nice if they were able to write down their own history, instead of second-hand reports who were always biased (of course Roman authors would describe our ancestors as "living in mudhuts" just to raise themselves /war propaganda)

B*rtons are literally Welsh people. Their language is almost identitical and they look the same.

>But do we have the resources for that?
We don't, unfortunately. The Gauls were easily Latinized, and although the language continued to be used(more and more sparsely) until the 7th century, it didn't survive because, as you said, it didn't have a writing system.

Someone needs to invent a time machine already I guess...
Sure we could reconstruct based on Insular Celtic such as Irish/Welsh/Breton, but that'd be highly inaccurate as they already split off Continental Celtic like 3000-4000 years ago

>So why should we convert to your siestapaellapizzapastaoliveoiliaspeak?
There isn't much med stuff in the dark red area. People don't do siesta and don't cook with olive oil (apart because of heath / vegan reasons). Even the wheather is crap

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Doesn't the lower half of France ("Occitania") follow a pretty much Italian/Spanish culture? I mean yeah, as a left-Rhiner I feel culturally quite similar to the North-East quadrant of France (aside from obvious E-Lo, also Picardie, Champagne, parts of Burgundy), but I'd draw the line at around Dijon. South of that, Roman-style tile roofs start to dominate, the subtropical climate starts, and Lyon already feels more Italian to me

Oh and as to the NW quadrant (Bretagne, Normandie, Nantes, Loire...), those feel more Oceanic.-Insular-Celtic, closer to Britbong culture

Culturally and climate-wise the South is definitely closer to Spain and Italy than to the dark red area. Racially I'd say really intermediate. Respecting Lyon I'd agree it looks more med, they used to speak Occitan / Arpitan there. Pic related is in the South of Burgundy where I'd draw the border, like in OP's pic.

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Its literally named after one of our tribes kek.
France and the UK are both just colonies + the subjugated natives.

Any non wh*te country

Heh, looks really intermediate
But yeah as I said while I think we're quite similar, we're not completely the same. For example I'm 1.90m, dark blonde and green-eyed, a common type here, while I imagine most of France to be predominantly dark brown hair, brown eyes and maybe 1.75-1.80, so somewhat closer in appearance to Spain and Italy

I'm from Champagne and I'm pretty sure most of people here have either blue or green eyes. I'd say something like 60%. Funnily enough the only two persons to have brown eyes in my family is my grandpa from Alsace and the husband of my sister who's half Breton half Spanish.

...Built by an Italian manlet from Corsica because frogniggers fucked their own country with the Revolution.

cringe