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2. Do you carry a knife?

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Yeah, because why not?

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what kind of knife do you carry and how?

I carry a pistol (concealed), like any civilized person would do.

Only a stick in the car for longer reach.
For home sharpened bamboo spear is enough and double as club to beat up cobras in the toilet.

I carry different knives, depending on style and current taste.
If it's a folding knife, like Ti LIte or Eland, I just put it in any pocket. If that's a fixed blade, I have to put sheath somewhere.
For example, I managed to bring CS Eland to a political meeting in my bootleg.

I carry around a folding knife to open my Amazon packages.

Stereotypical
Nazis trying to steal soviet secrets
Stereotypical
Stereotypical
Stereotypical
Stereotypical

were you ever in a situation where you needed the knife for defense? did you ever threaten sb with it?
and do you know how to fight with a knife or is it just simple stabbing?

>Stereotypical
Well, not every man carries a puukko for EDC like me, most prefer something folding and boring, like Spyderco Military.
I want a large navaja, but the most affordable are short and look cheap.
>were you ever in a situation where you needed the knife for defens
No. I expect that something like that may happen one day, but I've never got in trouble with it.
>and do you know how to fight with a knife or is it just simple stabbing?
I've read several books, like spanish Manual del Baratero and allied WWII era Kill or Get Killed.
I tried to go to a knife fencing group (yeah, I know that knife fencing is different from RL fights and brawls), but I already have my weekends stuffed with other activities.

>be chilling at the park with friends
>somewhat creepy illiterate guy comes up
>asks for some beer offers some coke
>starts teing us about random shit
> tells us he has just gone out of prison but he is a good boy
>gets up to leave
> a ~40 cm kitchen knife falls out of his jacket
>"don't worry i just use this for moroccans"

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It's illegal to carry a knife with blade longer than 5.5cm here

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Iceland
Yes pic related
To kill D*nes

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rip now the Germans are going to use this information to win over the eastern front
no katanas allowed in glorious imperial japan? ):

I have some knuckles, but I don't carry them cause that would be illegal

move to Texas they let us carry our AK's in full view here while I have my walks, so if I see a nigger

D*NISH GENOCIDE NOW!!!!

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Holy shit.

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>cheapo 420 chinkshit

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yeah, a delica for opening packages and cutting threads off my clothes

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opinel n9

>Implying China, world's greatest industrial superpower can't produce a simple knife

Hehe based n redpiled MAGApede xD

>Inb4 bad steel

Yours is made from Chinese steel as well my friend en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_steel_production

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>not carrying a Shashka
The absolute state of bydlo bladelets

There are normal chinese knives and there are chinkshit knives.

fag
pic related. its alright, quite sharp.

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Finkas like this or Mora cover most of my needs. And they're more authentic for russian urban carry

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yeah sometimes a regular pocketknife sometimes a little scissor/blade/pick army knife

This is the knife in the far right of your picture, 15$ on AliExpress. Maybe consider not being a destitute and starving 3rd worlder before you try to flex on 1st worlders lmfao

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Dumbest thing I've ever read, Denmark shouldn't have allowed this province to slip they could have given it a better school system.

>1st worlder
>buying buck ripoffs at Ali
Lmao

>Am*rican commenting on education

It's a knife you posted in the OP, to the far right

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2nd 1st and 3rd world are all cold war terms
1st world was NATP
2nd world was the USSR and its allies
3rd world consisted neutral countries
fucking dumb wanna be icelandic roadman

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NATO*
Of*
Keyboard is sticky from your moms asshole beign rubbed on half the keys

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Used to.

The Russian Federation didn't exist during the Cold War and wasn't an ally of the USSR, and it isn't allied with the US, so sick self own there m8.

Russia is 3rd world

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Norway
No, it's illegal.

Why?

Because muh scary knifes

no, cause illegal, but i keep one on my desk at all times, so if someone breaks in i can defend myself straight away assuming i'm at my desk (which is 99% of the time)

Yep so I can slash fags

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no, gun

I carry a very small one that isn't really usable for self defense. Have me a nice pistol though.

This on my key ring with a Photon Micro-Light II

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