/lusoam/ American luso thread

/lusoam/ American luso thread

Get in here. I am Portuguese/Brazilian. My mom is white Brazilian(German heritage) and my dad is from Portuguese Mozambique.
I am from Southern Massachusetts

What is your story?

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hi
my name is pedro, i'm a corrupt police officer

Ai dios mio!!

>Brazilian(German heritage) and my dad is from Portuguese Mozambique

A german womin giving birth to a mutt? Never heard this before....

is your father white?

The bait quality these days are very disappointing. Here's your (You).

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He is black. He is from Mozambique. My mom is white though (from a German community in Santa Catarina). So I am luso man.

post your dick

this desu

Can I become a lusomerican?

come back home, white man

sure!

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You have to have either brazilian or better Portuguese heritage. And you need to learn about our culture. Do you know anything about soccer or bundas?

I know a little about those things, where can I learn more?
Thanks!

We can have a luso meet-up in boston. There are like 30 or 40 luso americans on Jow Forums. Mostly portuguese and some brazilians. Are you a mutt of any kind?

So your dad is a white african?

I’m technically a pole-CHI mutt but culturally I am pretty much american

by watching lots of TV Record. it basically educates most Brazilians

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No he but he is not as black either. He is the same race as the great Eusébio. He is from the same part of Mozambique.

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You're a fucking nigger mutt.You're not portugese,you are part of the african american community and therefore not luso-american.Ask your mom to breed with white man so you can help the world

you are not a true Brazilian if you never drank Dolly Guaraná, read Turma da Mônica and believes that doce de mocotó is better than marshmallow.
>Also, the eternal mantra "O hexa vem"

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>You're a fucking nigger mutt.You're not portugese,you are part of the african american community and therefore not luso-american.Ask your mom to breed with white man so you can help the world

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Rude. There are lots of Portuguese from Mozambique in Portugal. I have Portuguese heritage and I have nothing to do with African Americans. They have a very different different culture.

I was born here and have never been to Brazil. One day my man.

I love to see how these portuguese are deluded...
You fucking people look a bunch of pardos.
Stop pretending youre something other than a transplanted arab

would you visit Mozambique? it seems an interesting place to visit if you have a place to stay to say the least

Says the pardo

You fucking liar OP. I was in the thread yesterday, I am the half black portuguese guy. My mom is blonde and Brazilian but she is NOT German, she is Portuguese/French ethnically, my dad is black but he is from Portugal, his parents are from Mozambique, and I’m not from M*ssachusetts I’m from NorCal
You fucking stupid loser

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honestly i find unbelievable how many fucking brazilians are here in MA, i thought brazucas didn't immigrate that much

It's just one butthurt guy with "white" delusions. He's a notorious poster here for ages, I think he was bullied by Brazilians at school. Most Portuguese posters are cool. As for this guy, just keep baiting him and keking at his sperging at being called non-white.

They actually DON'T, but when they do, they go to Massachusetts, it's their colony. Maybe because there's no spics there that they might be confused with.

>there is only one luso american on Jow Forums
Don't be dumb, I am a different user. I was also in that thread, and several other luso americans.

Why do all the non Mexican Latinos end up in Boston, NYC, or Miami?

>no spics
KEK
i guess there are not that many mexicans or puerto ricans but there are a bunch of colombians and dominicans and venezuelans

Nah man, my dad left that place when he was a kid. Even he never went back. I have no roots there.

On any case, you're unlikely to meet Brazilians outside of Massachusetts, except in Miami, Florida.

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Lots of Brazilians in Florida, too. Loch Lomond is basically a brazilian colony.

OP GOT EXPOSED

There's a lot more in MA.

miami because of the cubans, everyone goes to nyc, and boston i really don't know, there are families of colombians who have been here for years, even the local markets sell colombian products

ah. good luck with coming to Brazil, hopefully the country will be in better conditions to welcome you by then

How can I learn more about Brazil?

shit's crazy, everytime more brazilians come here, in my school it's normal to hear people speaking portuguese in the back

hello I'm Heitor from brasilia

The majority of Brazilians go to Boston, Orlando, Miami and maybe New York.

learn portuguese then listen to some radios

The best way to learn about a country is to read the newspapers. I learnt a lot about US by reading lots of articles and news pieces of your country.

I am a different user. Here are my posts from that thread. You left that thread already by then.

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Brazil has 200 million people and 8 million km 2.
I dont know 10℅ of the country.
But If you want to know things about, dont watch shitty Hollywood movies. Search for underground movies made by brazilians

Do you guys have a second citizenship? I'm thinking about going after Italian citizenship but the process here in Brazil has a queue of more or less 10 years... There is another option that is going to Italy and getting the citizenship there, but could get really expensive.

be honest, when it comes to migrants BRazilians are one of the okeyest
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learn portuguese my man
>brazilians online will be delighted if you ask for help

eu quase fiz isso tbm mas n vale a pena man

elite squad is one of the best Brazilian movies (both 1 and 2)
"Alto da Compadecida" is also great but I don't think it was translated to English

honestly most immigrants are okay, the only ones i see are really bad in average are haitians, also most brazilians in here are pretty white, they could pass as americans, or some atleast would pass as "hispanic white"

Talk to your mother?

the movie i don't know but the book is really good
but by far the best brazilian book is "memórias postumas de bras cubas"

what do you want to know about Brazil? if you just want a quick summary of how it is, then there might be YouTube videos about it, probably they won't get into details but will give you a taste of what Brazil is like. movies could be a good idea too, if you're into foreign cinema. City of God is quite good but will give you the idea of a reality that doesn't match some Brazilians, but you might learn a lot about us from watching it and it is a good movie (A dog's will is good too but not sure if it works for non-Brazilians). if even then you still want to learn about Brazil, then yes, learn Portuguese, it's not the best language but it's easy to catch up with

OP is a liar abandon thread

my nigga

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agreed but "Primo Basilio" and "Capitu" are amazing too

true, machado de assis was a genius and by far the best Brazilian writer...

and yes i know primo basilio is not from machado de assis

How old are ye

19

>I am Portuguese
>dad is from Mozambique

ROTFL
you are not portuguese
sorry

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No, see I am the OP, He is not me.

this
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i said this to him when he made this thread yesterday. some muh heritage american portugese guy said he was portuguese because he spoke portugese

yikes

These people are retards, they believe that anyone can be portuguese or english, just because they have some 1/x portuguese blood in them, no, never will. only if the rest was from another european ethnicity.

nah that was me and i don't speak portuguese. i just relate more to the brazilian/portuguese culture than the american culture. that's all. i don't have 6 generations of the american heritage. my parents came here 30 years ago. what do i have to do with the revolution, the civil war, the great depression, the civil rights movement, etc etc? but i was born here. i am luso, man.

i bet one that one of these retarded portuguese posters saying shit here is picolé
hey, picolé, you cock sucker, get the fuck out of int, you fucking faggot
DIDI said hi

being "luso" doesn't exist. brazil and portugal are very different places. the average portugese person is much closer to another european than a brazilian in terms of race and culture

>i am luso
>an halfbreed

You are not and never will.

PICOLÉ, COCK SUCKER, ALWAYS GETTING TRIGGERED

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>non whites
GET. THE FUCK OUT. OF MY. COUNTRY. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Portugal classics

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Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

Portuguese are just cristianized jews.

hum
Then why we don´t genetically cluster with jews?

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Mourinho mourão
Nunca serás branco

é fodido brasuca, olha outra vez:

é lidares macaco,agora volta para o galho da arvore

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T. João, soon expelled from London

White is what between -0.01 and -0.03 on the vertical line and to the left of 0 on the horizontal line. You are "white", outside the main European cluster.

I know that these
are you using a proxy, the grammar gives it away. A native Briton would NEVER commit the mistakes you do when writing. Posting under a different flag to "validate" your opinion won't make it true.

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>White is what between -0.01 and -0.03

Says the brazilian mongrel in the southern hemisphere, the brazil mongrel will define what is white and european. lel And there is no such thing as main european cluster since the closest populations in the world to us are other europeans

about the rest
i never used a proxy and never will, and i do not need any sort of validation to speak the truth,the brit comments are not mine obviouslly

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You already gave yourself away, we ain't stupid m8, or should I say, moor8. I can spot a proxyfag when I see one.

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whatever that makes you sleep at night mongrel

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I sleep well knowing you aren't white

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cool, sleep well then br-br-br-ueu-br-uhe-ue-br
lul

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The mere fact that I CAN make a line that happens to leave out all the groups of questionable whiteness says a lot. Meme images don't account for shit.

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that 'africa and asia' writen by you is just epic, take a look in a bigger scale how africa and asia are far away of any of us.
brazilian iQ, what else

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You happen to be the chain between Europe and Africa.

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You have already lost mutt, since the closest populations to us in the world:
no african or arab pop is there.
and your pict is just great, sepcially with the dozens of immigrants there.

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>no african or arab pop is there.
Are you blind? I can clearly see PT

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>the chain
>not related at all.

also eupedia meme maps, calling to neolithic caucasoid shared from the pre history as african is just top laugh, but no suprise at all, since they called to anatolian neolithic in all central and north west europe as west asian.

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hi pedro, please dont beat me, ok?

The Moorish-Iberians of Europe, as a race of mulattoes, have lower IQs and therefore were unable to properly colonize the New World.

The Angles (alongside the Saxons and the Celts), as a race of pure Europeans, have higher IQs and were able to create the most powerful economy and military force in the world, along with some of the most prosperous nations on Earth such as the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Canada and their respective overseas territories still currently within the British dominion.

Today, both Portugal and Spain are parasite states in the European Union, unable to maintain first world standards without the help of superior, legitimately European nations. Despite the billions of Euros of assistance every year, they still maintain the same development levels of Eastern European countries that had all their major cities bombed to wreckage and were under Soviet rulership for decades, despite neither Portugal nor Spain ever being seriously involved in the two great wars, being targets of carpet bombings or under a communist regime for decades.

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British colonization resulted in the Anglosphere. Moorish-Iberian colonization resulted in Latin America. The intellectual disparity between the two are clear, which brings to question the legitimacy of the Moorish-Iberian parasite race in European territory.

They're genetically pure Europeans, and although said purity is being currently threatened, back in the colonization era they used to be The most efficient colonizers mainly because of their high IQ and individualistic mindset. I believe New Zealand is the epitome of British colonization, although every single one of their major colonies is highly prosperous and industrious. The epitome of Moorish-Iberian colonization is Chile, not doing very well today either, and still nowhere near the same development levels of the Anglosphere.

Latin America was intended to be a colony of debauchery and sin, with a strong foundation of rape, murder, slavery, pedophilia, bestiality and the most vile forms of hedonism practiced by the Portuguese and the Spanish, and that's what Latin America is all about today. The Angles murdered and enslaved with the purpose of industriousness and settlement. They did it because they truly wanted to colonize, settle and prosper, while the Moorish-Iberians merely wanted to satisfy their animalistic mulatto desires.

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if i pay you will you kill the next gay you see?