What the fuck?!?

What the fuck?!?
I love the French now!!!

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Spoiler alert: it worked lol

France is unironically our greatest ally, the "Americans and Frenchmen HAVE always hated each other!" meme was invented by the US government because they refused to follow us into Iraq

>"Americans and Frenchmen HAVE always hated each other!" meme was invented by the US government because they refused to follow us into Iraq
More like it was created after De Gaule betrayed NATO.
Stop falling for Jow Forums memes.
Frenchies are treacherous even compared to krauts.

What’s wrong with Americans?

Every time your elected warlord has a disagreement with us half of you mongrels jump at our throat online
Take it easy

French "people" deserve nothing but ridicule

How is this different from the EU collectively sucking our cock when we vote democrat and then spitting on us when we vote republican?

>rival

The irony is that anglo canadians are basically Americans

Nice fantasies

that's a lot of trust to be putting on a young cunt like the US back then

you guys haven't had a civilised republican president since HW Bush and I believe he was popular with the Europeans. It's because your recent republicans have been cartoon characters.

I have enough memory to remember how much shit we got from the European media during the Bush years, followed immediately by a sharp increase in pro-US sentiment in the EU during the Obama years, only to tank again immediately after when Trump got in office.

just banter mate, you take it easy

>vote republican?
*vote orange retard
ftfy. big difference

France stayed involved with NATO even after the withdrawal, fatty, and french forces were ready in case of war

I’m not talking about the medias, if anything the overwhelming majority of the us media would side with us on this case, just to shit on trump. I’m talking about angry billy boys online. Take it easy, you bitch.
Also GW Bush and Trump both were/are terrible presidents

How is my thread even remotely anti-French?

>helped Am*rica gain independence
>destroyed monarchism and traditionalism through the French Revolution
>created the cancerous ideology of nationalism
>created G*rmany
The Fr*nch are the enemies of Western civilisation.

There are plenty of uppity Europeans online who feel the need to make the same smug shitposts about Americans electing the bad orange man as Americans feel the need to smugly shitpost about Merkel.

I worded that awkwardly - "shitpost about Merkel" referring to how Americans post about the EU in general, not just France.

Whatever I’m going to bed, take it easy you bitch
And wish me good night

Canadians are gay Americans

Good night, bitch

What a cool Frenchman. Eat shit Brits

tfw no guillotine on picadilly circus

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Wow I love France again now!!

Why don't all Western Nations just get along?