What is it like to be a slav?
What is it like to be a slav?
Dylan Mitchell
Xavier Smith
They look so carefree. I want to be a slav.
Nathan Lopez
It could be comfy. Those disgusting commieblocks always smell like home cooking because there's always some babushka preparing something.
Joseph Lewis
"I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering."
- Vladimir Putin
Jonathan Miller
if i could be reborn i'd choose slav again
Jack Perry
What is slav?
Jonathan Flores
you
Leo Richardson
They call that stockholm syndrome
Hudson Morris
Pretty sure I'm. Anyway the correct answer was "baby don't hurt me".
Andrew Bell
would they hold my shoulders by the arm as a bloke too
Luis Scott
I wish i knew
Jordan Brooks
I wouldn't know - I'm not sl*V(e) nor wh*Te.
Colton Hall
What you’re referring to as slavs, are in fact, ruthenians/eastern germanic descendants of kievan rus, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, east nordids.
Slavs are not a race unto itself, but rather another component of the ethnogenesis of the scandinavian norse germanic people from the migration of the peoples and onward, made historically relevant by the kievan rus settlements in Gardariki by the norsemen who traveled down the Volga and founded both Russia and Ukraine before being christianized by the byzantine empire.
Many eastern germanics speak the artifical glagolithic church language invented by the greek monk Cyrill, which is where the term cyrillics stems from. Before that, they spoke old norse and revered pagan germanic gods.
All the so-called "slavs" are really descendants of eastern germanics. There is objectively no argument to be made against this historical fact.
Thanks for reading, and please refer to them as "eastern germanics" next time you make a "slav" thread.
Josiah Myers
Probably sucks
t. Sarmatian
Austin Jackson
William Stewart
Meh. I hate the commie mentality of people here.
Easton Hall
The Greeks didn't christianize them.
Jacob Martin
It's worse than being a literal rotten piece of dog shit. Slavshits are the lowest and most disgusting shit ever.
Christian Watson
All; slavs get a free accordion at birth
Owen James
Same as any other linguistic group, pretty damn good. Everything else is just projcteion of personal insecurities and complexes onto something external, in this case - origin of language.
Joseph Parker
Suffering even in the first world
Slavs truly are the lowest of the low
Samuel Harris
same as nigger, but got white skin accidentally
Aaron Ward
I like Life of Boris, Blyat
Jace Brooks
Baby dont hurt me
Michael Watson
'bout fucking time.
Jose James
Feels really nice, but those guys on the OP pic are apparently Finno-Ugric
Levi Allen
based and redpilled
Cooper Reed
>What is it like to be a slav?
It's like get a golden lottery ticket
Michael Mitchell
finno-ogric*
Mason Brown
It's as comfy as being a Finn or Balt, but worse.
Adam Barnes
holy fucking shit this is so fucking true whenever i cross the border to vienna its 10x better than bratislava
Camden Garcia
they look and remind me of American blacks
>always in groups
>in poor areas
>always drinking cheap alcohol
>playing cards or throwing dice
>loud laughter
Hunter Phillips
How can one man be so wrong?
Adam Parker
Difference is that in Russia there was no peace to break, in America there is/was.
Ethan Carter
I'm not entirely sure what you mean exactly.
Can you elaborate?
Jason Parker
Fun if you are sub 80IQ
t. 81IQ
Connor Price
Well he isn't wrong WRONG, he is just wrong.
In Russia their drinking and loud laughter in public dosn't disturb the peace because there was none to begin with, where as in America there are still many place untouched by such niggerish behavior.
Jacob Wilson
> go to center of Bratislava
> literally everything looks and feels like Sofia
> go to the center
> qt3.14s everywhere, more blond girls than here
> walk into a bar
> bar tender is literal slav bro
> doesn't speak English, understands Bulgarian and we can have a nice chat over the time I drink my beers
> I literally forgot I'm in a different country a few times while in Bratislava
Next day:
> go from Bratislava to Vienna
> fancy buildings
> St. Stephan Catherdral - nice
> city is full of ninja suit muslims
> all the krauts are racist toward Eastern Europeans
> everything is expensive
> everyone has a slight form of autism - they avoid eye contact
It's a matter of preference, famalam.
Carter Rivera
>It's a matter of preference, famalam.
yes this is true, i grew up in washington state and only visited slovakia during the summers to see my family. and when i did go to slovakia it was in my grandparents penthouse in pezinok. I prefer vienna over bratislava but it does have its nice things
Michael Evans
Based
Jacob Cooper
I see.
Eli Jenkins
Pure torture
Wyatt Green
Slavs are Übermensch
Jeremiah Reyes
>You wake up early
>Go to school/job
>After work you come back home
>Drink a beer, watch a new Polish tv series called 'Ślepnąc od Świateł', read Jow Forums, play some Witcher 3.
>Go to sleep
>Repeat until you die
Such is life in Poland
Noah Brooks
youtube.com
spend the day with close friends
Grayson Richardson
you don't kick someone like that without a reason
What the fuck did he do to deserve that
Juan Sanchez
you're thinking of gopniks, not slavs
Jayden Roberts
>flag
Pretty sure you just described Brazilians.
Anthony Rivera
>What the fuck did he do to deserve that
He looked homosexual and/or weak
Jayden Cox
Again the Russian thread
Again disrespect for us
When antibodies are found with bacteriophage, pus is formed.
Maybe we turned into such a social pus because we are bordering on Eurasian chaos, So if we didn’t make up the buffer, you yourself had to deal with a bacteriophage, you already did so when you destroyed the regime in Libya. - which served as a fence for you
Brayden Wright
he is faggot, so he deserve everything
Jackson Jackson
Go to any poor neighborhood in the US with lots of black people and you'll see what I mean.
Jacob Williams
They remind me of American rednecks.
Are they fun people like rednecks?
Michael Wilson
Hearty chuckle
Alexander Morgan
feeling like you dodged a bullet by being born a nigger but not black
Nolan Diaz
Pretty much just america then.
Asher Brooks
BASED
Jonathan Ross
Did you move there or are you just visiting
Nathaniel Peterson
it's quite slavic
Joseph Roberts
the grass is always greener on the other side
Samuel Diaz
to be a Slav is to be a hot and sexy girl (male)
Lincoln Russell
I have. Brazilians are always drunk, dangerous, noisy, poor and travel in packs so they can rob you.
Sebastian Lee
many many people worldwide can rob you or rape you
Jeremiah Bennett
Guy on the left is a handsome motherfucker in a manly sort of way.
Would go do Brat things with him
Mason Reed
Gtfo vargcuck, Slavs origiante from Proto-balto-slavic group, or more likely, part of it mixed with scythians, and thats a fact, not a theory of some autistic varg
Anthony Peterson
>nobody will shame you for smoking cigarettes
>cops aren't total pussies
>adidas everywhere
>words are spoken the same way they're written
>no western liberal shit; being a white male remains legal
and many other comfy situations like that
though offset by
>grinding poverty
>commieblocs
>grey grey grey everywhere
>corrupt useless politicians - literally a bunch of monkeys with typewriters would run a nation better; fuck even Jow Forums would run a nation better than them
>extremely apathetic population
>unholy fusion of everything that was wrong with socialism and everything that is wrong with capitalism to produce a characteristically, slavically broken piece of shit political system
Hunter Evans
I dated a Ukrainian girl and she had Scythian ancestry for sure, black hair, brown eyes, really exotic. Oh and she was also really tall 180cm, I’m 188cm but felt really awkward sometimes lol.
Jacob Cooper
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Bydło from my city.
I sometimes envy them. Their life is so easy, all of them scored many girls, they usually do not work and if they do, they go to Germany, work there for a couple of months go back and they spend most of their time sitting next to their commieblock, drinking beer and doing some promitive pranks.
William Hill
Suffering
Chase Thompson
Canadians are always homosexuals so it's expected that you'd be afraid wherever you go.
Justin Williams
Well we don't earn much but at least we have a lot of holidays and paid time off. I am right now on 13 PTO days and I already had this year 14 PTO days.
Asher Ross
>be me
>live out in woods with few neighbors all old
>Russian kid who was adopted at 5 moves in, start hanging out with him riding bikes n playing mw2 with him in middleschool
>Learn he lived on streets of St. Petersburg but he says he doesn't remember much about it and forgot Russian
>Total asshole, always calling me gay, faggot, bitch, punches me in the arm all the time
>Tells me I'm not allowed to eat his food at his house and tells mom no shut up if she offers it to me
>Constantly ditches me all the time and gets other friends of his to hang with us just to laugh at me
>Was lonely autist when young so these were my only friends and I thought they were making me better and that this was normal
>Highschool comes, I do football for a season and a half for some reason
>Other kids there are much nicer to me and even defend me sometimes though mostly the same as him
>Realized he's a cunt
>One day get so mad after he left I told some the guys if he does that shit again I would actually beat him to death
>Never talked to me again, spent rest of highschool as a bitter, edgy, angry outcast with few friends who everyone thought was gonna shoot up the school
Why are Russians like this? Honestly that kid fucked me up for many years although there were a lot of other things but that's why I struggle to make friends and have relationships now.
Jose Jackson
>
Your level of being subhuman is too high
Dominic Johnson
lmao cringe, beta as fuck.
You should consider transitioning.
Eli Robinson
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>Implying you aren't the Eurasian menace
Kevin Wright
>You should just fuck up anything you can
Literal retard logic. I don't like fighting and just want to be nice to people, yet all my life people were shit to me when I did this. Then like I said I become really jaded and threaten this fucker and he fucks off but now I'm lonely and everyone is afraid of me. How do you win in that case? What did I do to deserve that shit? Fuck I live in a tiny ass house in the woods we can barely afford in a rich ass town where kids would say whatever they want about you and the moment you defend yourself they tell on you like a little kid and get you suspended or worse cuz the schools look down on you. I hate the fuckers in my town and when I get enough money I'm leaving this shit and never coming back, they can all fuck off and die for all I care.
Eli Sullivan
>adopted at 5
>he doesn't remember much about it and forgot Russian
>why do Russians do this?
You're a special one, arent you?
Bentley Davis
t. faggot subhuman
Noah Garcia
Guys... I think I'm slav
Bentley Bell
It's not about being muh faggot, it's about using reasoning, being in your position, really having more problems to cause more
Thomas Bailey
be in your shoes *
Lincoln Hernandez
>why adopted kid who lived on the street was fucked up
have no idea, it must be something with the fact he was of Russian nationality.
Aaron Young
he meant the russian ethnicity you retard