Best cunt in the world?

What is the best country in the world, and why is it Australia?

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Our climate is dogshit outside of maybe Tassie, so regardless of anything else this kind of taints the possibility of it being the best country in the world.
May as well ask: why?

why are 50% of Australians completely pussies with heat

Yeah, just put a beer in the fridge Fuck's sake

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no air conditioning

New Zealand is best
>best climate
>best nature
>best accent
>best people
>best everything per capita

>That's New Hampshire
>Switzerland
>Australia
>Canada
>Wrong

I don't know, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't love it here to be honest.

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Today i will remind them

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First I've heard of it

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How do people unironically like the Aussie accent? It's the most annoying fucking thing I've ever heard. My friend tried to show me a true crime podcast with an Australian host and I just could not fucking deal with his accent.

Really? I know a Hapa aussie boy and he has the cutest voice I've ever heard

bet an aussie stole your gf you sad sorry cunt

Not to throw stones mate but that's kind of the pot calling the kettle black here.

Some (Many) might say your accent is just ours with your vowels jumbled up

>best accent

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I don't even have a problem with Aussies. It's just the accent that gets me.

I saw a clip of Graham Norton laughing at a New Zealand accent and I couldn't understand why. Feels bad man.

So...when is it all collapsing?

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Im a new Zealander and I say Aussie is far superior.

you just have to avoid the major cities where the ragheads will try blow you up every second intersection.

Australia has a better economy and therefore more opportunity but in every other respect it's inferior.

Police in my state just put out this generated image of someone they want to question. Look familiar?

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fake, like your democracy

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pretty soon i reckon
We're about to get fucked by a huge recession

What happened to the beer and hat Photoshop guy?

You know you guys were wrong to do that

>best accent
topkek

you did give us flight of the conchords though

Which universities?

>I saw a clip of Graham Norton laughing at a New Zealand accent and I couldn't understand why. Feels bad man.
Sorry dude you guys just sound funny, Australians sound like limy hicks, bongs sound like posh cunts, Irishmen sound drunk, and kiwis sound like a drunk aussie trying to do voice over work for a Disney cartoon involving chipmunks. No offence dude, just rock what you got.

Would American girls find it cute?

Where did this article come from Vlad?

Pretty sure American girls drip at anything foreign, especially a good balance of familiar and exotic.

Get the fuck out of here you Haka dancing faggot.

oh yea dude, you could easily score here, just make sure you have id to show them so you don't look like some creep trying to fake it

We're definitely in the Top 5 best countries, I think Norway and Denmark are better than us though.

switzerland and norway going by hdi