/brit/ Ill make the Fucking thread edition

prefer a woman with two breasts personally

aye

none within my immediate vicinity at the present time

Just had a nice long conversation with my pajeet hallmate over breakfast about international cultures, stereotypes, etc
My Jow Forums knowledge came in handy
Didn't mention anything about Indians shitting in the street though just to be careful

how do you deal with the nagging feeling of wanting to shag other girls I've never been able to get over it

Topicsperg going berserk

have had several conversations like that with Sikh mates

been in the same relationship since I was 15 so I don't have that problem
must be a personality thing

me on the right

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i get over it by just sexting with girls over Omegle, Skype, Snapchat, Kik etc
Saves me from actually physically cheating but gives me the immediate satisfaction of seducing girls without the gf knowing

everyone else has had more sex than me
does anyone else get that feeling
teenagers, naked, couple in threes
grandparents swing from the ceiling

poor brits see their country overrun with foreigners only to go on Jow Forums and see their thread overrun with foreigners

on all levels except physical, i am british

i genuinely get along better with the Indians than with other whites in uni because the whites tend to be shrill lefty types whereas I can banter with the Indians

seems dishonest
would never be a poly freak either
maybe the gf life isn't for me

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no one else in this thread fucks like me
does anyone else get that feeling
ten cunts, one evening
bollocks lost all feeling

might attempt to start a relationship with a friend

you just shag them and don't get caught
what a poof

>h-hey lads, remember me? lads? it's me, turt h-haha, we were mates? remember?

already told you im not a poof even for you

need to change my bedding. cannot be fucked

Cheat on her once, that'll get the desire out of your system. You don't even need to shag. I had that burning desire to cheat for well over two years, then I finally did on a night out and snogged and fingered a random slag
after that, I no longer felt like I wanted to cheat any more. Got it off my back, felt even more loyal to the gf after that.

Corbyn just gave a PM-tier rant, his first ever

the ol' cum stain huh?

the poster referred to as turt is a bender but he's still only human
can see him becoming a trap one day. he has the physique, height, and the taste in fashion for it

reckon he's considered it himself

BRITAIN IS BURNING
BURNING TO THE GROUND
THAT THE TORY SOUND

*heavy guitar plays heavily*

no i just change them once a week

just can't compete with these new personalities like lachlan or schizo

Me? British on the physical level but in no other

Those who see 'Brit' and think 'that sounds like my kind of thread' is de facto British, simple as

not talking about a man lad

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I'm so British I'm Roman

giggling at the number of posts

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Are you not man enough to penetrate a man then

not bent sometimes do wear womenswear but not in a bent way

those scales are all bullshit

in awe of the 80000+ results for paki

I could pull off nail polish cos i'm good looking i reckon

ever tried french nails?

got a friend that does that looks good on him

women? nah not a fan

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yeah but it was for playing finger-style guitar though
yeah might get french tips

Me?
Legally British
Socially Welsh
Ethnically a Celto-Nordic-Alpine-Slavic mutt
Culturally Anglo
Spiritually American

next poster is a nigger

sucking a nigger

>women? nah not a fan

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hello nigger

might become the pioneer of men's nails

reckon men will wear nails like women soon. only a matter of time
might get my toe nails done neon colours

Americans don't have spirits

I want Emma Watson to release a vile, disgusting fart whilst sitting on my face.

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busy now come back later

the next step in human evolution is mandatory male-male relationships with the production of young relegated to test tubes and robots

I disagree.

I feel as if the country has been hijacked, and what is currently on display is not the real UK. The lunatics are running the asylum.

Once we re-assume control things will go back to normal.

Honestly, I believe that the Governement must now say 'Here are the options:

A bad deal.

No deal, which is worse.

Remain.

They cannot make everyone in the UK worse off because some people dont like immigrants/voted against the Tories wishes.

have never put on lip gloss but imagine it would be an aesthetic look

shan't be replying to the nigger above
timbuktu

some things like gloss and earrings i think might like decent on me but immediately give off the impression of gay unfortunately

might dress up as a bird when i have time in a few weeks
see what the fuss is all about

gonna buy some makeup now

Emma actually looks like she’s farting in this pic.

If you had a nice, young, clean bum to fuck presented to you each evening BUT you were not informed of the gender, would you fuck it?

i think if you look closely a lot of men have more shapely lips than women but we aren't allowed to accentuate that, bit fucked really

>women? nah not a fan

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26 years old, never had a GF, still a virgin

just so far behind at this point that i don't even think it's worth it, even if by some miracle i did manage to get a GF I wouldn't know what to do

Practically game over at this point, coming to terms with the fact that i'll never have kids

its not gay to fuck men unless you're the bottom
if you're making some queer suck you off then its just not gay
anal is gross whether man or woman

tummy feels like a lava lamp
gonna go full DIY SOS on the toil-et

Great speech by Nigel Dodds.

girls are really easy there's not much to it tbqh

Reason you're a VF is because you don't capitalise your sentences properly

kids are annoying expensive little shits anyway
my colleague just moans relentlessly about how hard they are; thinking she should smother them to save my earache

pay me 5k and i'll get you laid. i'll come to your town and literrrrrally get you laid in one weekend

simple as

Gay

May has so little support it's unreal

Is there cuddling after?

DO NOT WANK.

men have fucking awful lips

yeah but if you dont have kids youll be the first since life on earth started to break the chain of life

And longer eyelashes and big bums

Would you rather have a low IQ loyal wife or a high IQ disloyal wife?

It's greater than you'd think from the media.

yes you may cuddle the bum

this tbqh
missed opportunities through pure cowardice
if I was alive in ww1/ww2 I would have been shot for desertion.

Honestly being a virgin just doesn't really matter

Ever wondered by the Peacock is more colourful and beautiful than Peahen? That is you answer.

In Majority of animal species, Male counterparts have more colourful, distinct, prominent features than female counterparts. Eg: Long colourful feathers in birds, Horns and Stripes in Mammals, Elaborate fins in fishes etc. It is because, it is always Men who have to attract (or seduce) a Female.

Unfortunately, this is not the case in Homo sapiens (Humans). I don’t know how did the roles interchange, but now it has become the Female who has to attract male with her physical features.

But evolution is not based on social roles, Men have retained their bodily features like muscles, big feet, and yes! eyelashes. Thus, men have longer eyelashes than women.

A possibility is that Men have denser, longer, and thicker body hair in general, so their eyelashes are also longer.

Another reason is than Men need longer eyelashes than women. Since men have been the ones to go outside of the home more often for hunt, work, etc, their eyelashes which are supposed to block debris from the eyes are thicker and longer than women's who stayed indoors where there's no wind to transport debris.

And there you go, these might be the reason why Men have longer eyelashes

MENTAL who knew

Fantastic, it's a deal.

Made me laugh but seeing as you probably copied those funny phrases from somewhere else I will have to mark you down

>only 5 AM
>been up since 3:30 AM
fucks sake lads

The latter because I am not intimidated by brainy women.

Hello do you like to be a citizen of the Anglo world?

I mean I am a nice person and a good conversationalist, I love to listen and ask questions about people and I derive a sense of happiness from making other people happy

But I dunno i just feel like there's some kind of "special behaviours" you have to learn to get and keep a GF which I don't have

GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND