>be swiss
>neighbour calls the police on you for breathing too loudly past 10pm
Be swiss
Kevin Edwards
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Brandon Hall
Not true.
It can only happen if you do something really noisy past 10pm, like having a shower.
But breathing is fine.
Owen Thomas
>like having a shower
Adam Butler
Let me guess, this only happens int he French part?
Ian Peterson
>something really noisy past 10pm, like having a shower.
What in the world...
Nicholas Turner
>Be Swiss
>Obligated to vote on what the max breathing decibel level should be
Austin Sullivan
There is no 'French part' in Switzerland. There is a French speaking part tho.
James Moore
Not at all, it's even more serious in the German speaking part.
Josiah Garcia
>unholy mix of French reluctance to shower and German autism
David Cooper
I can't tell if you're playing along with the joke or not
Landon Wood
>A FUCKING SHOWER
Brandon Murphy
kek
David Green
>shower
Oliver Nelson
Gabriel Kelly
Carter Young
Brody Gray
B-but I thought Switzerland was a libertarian paradise
Noah Perez
>sit down to pee at night because its the law
Austin Lee
Mountain jews
Justin Williams
What do Swiss people smell like if they can't even shower?
Zachary Watson
i wish we had this law here
people that take a bath after 10pm are subhumans
Xavier Morgan
>It can only happen if you do something really noisy past 10pm, like having a shower.
Tyler Perry
>What do Swiss people smell like if they can't even shower?
like swiss cheese :D
Jace Ramirez
Swiss dick cheese?
Easton Nelson
Christian Mitchell
Did you know that American 'Swiss cheese' is an American invention that isn't an actual Swiss cheese? Just like American '''cheddar''', not sure why your cheese is so messed up
Henry Stewart
Luis Wright
wow upvoted
Connor Watson
American """cheese""" is more chemicals then milk so it doesnt even deserve to be called cheese
Charles Flores
kek
Caleb Baker
Real cheese is marked as cheese, the infamous "American cheese" is actually marked as "American cheese product" at stores because it is legally not cheese.
Samuel Ramirez
Jose Johnson
>That 700 year old boomer who's afraid of running water
>That 700 year old boomer who refuses to have a rectangular flag
>That 700 year old boomer with seven heads of state
>That 700 year old boomer with no capital city
Robert Jenkins
>rectangular flag
Ayden Bennett
Aaron Hernandez
Showers can become a really noisy mess when they start pumping in the gas
Jose Ramirez
>Thatpost
>that flat
Zachary Clark
I did nazi that one coming
Angel Wilson
ah yes, all our cheese is kraft singles. cringe post
Andrew Baker
Bern is their capital city
Jeremiah Clark
Even the real cheese you have is just weird, I don't understand it, you like dairy so why is your cheese so rank? Your 'real' 'cheddar' is a rubbery lump that doesn't taste of cheddar at all, and the only other cheese you see is pepper jack or monterrey jack some other rubbery thing. It's just rank, you need to sort it out
Cooper Richardson
I wish it was the same here. No noise after 7pm honestly would be ideal.
David Wilson
Stop beeing a cityfag
Ryder Jenkins
Logan Ward
monterrey jack is alright
Juan Wilson
I'm curious what cheddar you've eaten. For my money its local sharp cheddar.
Jaxon Lee
>like having a shower
are your flats that thrid world tier?
Julian Murphy
If a swiss really needs to take a poop at night, does he hold it in until morning? Will the polizei break down his door for loud plops?
Thomas Baker
fucking kek
David Cruz
This is what actual cheddar looks like, it's crumbly. Every time I had it in America is had this bizarre texture which was wobbly and it was very very weak tasting. I'm sure actual cheese does exist in your country but the stuff most commonly eaten at least is rubbish
Justin Brooks
>This is what actual cheddar looks like, it's crumbly.
yeah looks exactly like my local sharp cheddar. I know what you're talking about, they had it in the midwest when I lived there. But I live in New Hampshire and pretty much all the cheese I eat now is from vermont and is much higher quality.
Leo Nelson
Well that's good, I'd heard that a lot of your cheese came from there but I didn't know that it was nicer there too
Michael Edwards
What do you do for the animals? I mean at least one guy owns a cat or a dog? What do you guys do about it?
If sound disturbs your baby sleep, do you tell the crickets and the beetles to be quiet at night?
Matthew Ortiz
A daring synthesis
Colton Taylor
Jonathan Kelly
Lmao
Isaac Thomas
Based
Jonathan James
Ersatzjuden
Robert Anderson
based
Jordan Price
what about loud farts?
Tyler Morales
Probably tolerated if you're in the german speaking part
Cameron Cooper
In New England most non crap cheddar is like this. If you buy the cheap shit you deserve its shitty quality.
Lucas Morgan
>like having a shower.
wat...
William Adams
What if I'm fucking my gf and she screams?
Adam Martin
fucking kek
Nicholas Diaz
>All these people getting mad at this
Ethan Walker
Based
Henry Nelson
>be American
>neighbor sues you for keeping bees
Daniel Bailey
well done
Connor Hernandez
William Walker
No, sounds like you got “American cheese” which is not cheddar.
American cheddar, even the non expensive kind, is like that. “American cheese” is not real cheese and not legally allowed to be labeled cheese here, ironically
Carson Robinson
>Not just shooting the bees
Is he retarded?
Hudson Allen
He should try head cheese if he wants a real cheese experience
Hudson Barnes
accurate
Angel Bennett
Canadian cheese>american cheese
Austin Gray
Haha where do you live dude? I've never heard of something like that
Owen King
David Roberts
Jason Thompson
Our average stuff is just as bad (but definitely not worse). But as soon as it hits just-decent quality, the price skyrockets to fifteen maple ingots per cubic atom. I'm not sure if that's a good trade off.
Gavin Cox