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mem ball game on the tele box tonight Edition

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Ha ha .. Norf ..

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noones buying the constant spamming lad

would love to bukkake Moni with the rest of /brit/ frankly

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>yank weapons over an extraordinarily reliable AK platform in 556
why did they make this decision, probably weight I'm guessing

Everyone I know says lorde is ugly but I think she's cute. I would fuck her anyway

yodeling

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Put 190 in charge of the Brexit negotiations, simple as

fucking hell

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honestly disgusting how rppney is in the squad

sue

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me having a shit

It's a good thing.
IDF
I do hate jews.
They should be eradicated from the face of the earth.

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He's going to score

I'd put a bet on it if I was you

Thinking of moving to London. Is it possible to live on a shit wage there, like telemarketing or shelf-stacker, or will I die of malnutrition?

why is stormzy headlining glastonbury when he has not released a single tune since february 2017

he's a political activist, not a musician

Weird how much press Stormzy gets when he doesn't really seem all that popular in real terms

Not unless you shack up with 8 pakis in a flat.

tfw no 6'6 white (blue eyed) italian american bf

>el absoluto unidad industrial
Ummm rayos de sol

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nah he only scores penalties against san marino

Well why are you posting Jewesses then?

Prince Camelot lost the job.

puttering at this one

me except i'm an english male

Carthago delenda est

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VERY baffling post. No such thing as a 6'6 Italian American or a white Italian American for that matter

look like the sort of fella that would flinch if i moved too quickly near you

just had the new fiery buffalo wrap from mcdonalds
holy fuck lads it was so spicy I was tearing up and my face went all read
could barely finish my fries

I wouldn't go as far as to say it's disgusting, it's certainly making a mockery of international English football though.
Same with Dickhead Dave Beckham when he was given all those 10 minute cameos in games so he could boost his cap count beyond a ton and then beyond Booby Charlton's record.

>blue eyed
>Italian
lmao

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umm sweeties

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I would fuck the fucking shit out of Lorde, her thighs and ass cheeks are dusted with very sexy cellulite

Have a fetish for cute little girls in combat gear and IDF girls are the gold mine.
They look so out of place. It's like you gave a little girl a helmet and a rifle as a joke.
They're so non threatening. Its cute.

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disgusting isn't going far enough, it's a travesty
this is genuinely worse than brexit

is that a golden dawn hoodie

These comments come from jealousy

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ah yes
he wants to be the in the poorest 5% in one of the richest cities in the world

>*kicks your arse*
>i have 27 bothers

sick of hearing about mental health
let me be a nutter in peace

aye, it's spicy for a place like McDonald's.

northern italians are white

This guy has 1% Italian blood in him

Brad doesn't like benders who post on Jow Forums sorry mate

ah yes...the accidental (You)
my least favourite gimmick

"Hannibal at the gates, my lord!"

"Ah...Scipio Africanus. We meet at last."

Based Dr. David Duke is a good man

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>look like the sort of fella that would flinch if i moved too quickly near you
There is no such sort of people you absurd little shit (would headbut you virorously and ask wuestions later, if you impede on my personal space too quickly btw)

Life is an adventure, I have plenty of time to make my fortune.

Yeah I doubt it.

how do you cope with having african ancestry?

I'm a girl actually x

As are southern Italians
Pic related
Average Sicilian man

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really rate alan

>would headbut you virorously
yeah i'm sure you'd do plenty of damage to my knees you dwarf

not gona lie I actually loled at this

really want to shag this poster's mum

howling

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English women cry out for Italian willies in their fannies

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lol my nigga alan has got pubes on his lead lmao

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this a dude

looks like the sister 2bh

>tfw no pint gf

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I don't though
Im a white Italian man and i will impregnate an English woman

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vocaroo or fuck off

britain cries out for a brexit

no dude could do her horrid voice

Woes

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That can never work

NEED a shag, been almost two weeks. Can you imagine?

Based

My God... look at this Aryan Übermensch and his biological beauty

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you're basically a virgin again now lad

whos handsomer me or sicily

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>Im a white Italian man and i will impregnate an English woman

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Thank you for acknowledging my whiteness

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what are you asking santa to bring you

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This is the actual golden generation of english football. Much more humble and actually the real deal compared to the gerrard/beckham/rooney generation. If it doesn't come home in the next 2 world cups/euros, it never will

maybe you just bc u are less fat but you both are below average

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>Thank you for acknowledging my whiteness

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>mfw prosecco

Sicily

painless death

you underestimate how ugly the average person is

Next Prime Minister betting:

4/1 Jeremy Corbyn
6/1 Boris Johnson
6/1 Dominic Raab
7/1 David Davis
7/1 Jacob Rees-Mogg
7/1 Sajid Javid
9/1 Michael Gove
100/1 Esther McVey

no i rly dont

based jezza bringing it home

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odds i sleep well
evens i give up after 40 minutes

cool it with the posting

you look like a pol user