Say something nice about Geatland

It's not Svealand

I am Goth from Got(h)land and Geats are just pretenders and nerds like Pewdiepie for example, he is a Geat and a nerd.

Are Scanians Goths?

SNEAKY, sw*Doids
Geats are Geats and they live in Geatland.
Goths are Goths and they live in nowhere because they are extinct.

I am GOTH from Gotland
Sneaky geat subhuman in America
Goths are better than other humans

I am a Swede and this is my comment

>Geats are Geats and they live in Geatland.

My dude, I literally live in Ostrogothia also known as East Gothland.

Good comment
You are one of the good ones.
How can it be east gothland if you lot can’t even pronounce “th”

No, you live in österGÖTland which makes you a geat.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Östergötland

No what?

Okay you are Goth but I am also a Goth ( from Gotland ) my Gothic brother

Write some Geatish/Göthic language I want to see how it looks compared to Swedish

BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=a1Momn7sHbA&t=29s

Love the comments, based GOTHIC BVLLS

Norrköping reporting in for duty.

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skane is danish

it's not circumcised

>Amerifat talking about confusing pronunciations

RIGHTFUL
DANISH
CLAY

>>our
We call Gotland Ojamaa which means "river land", it's the closest territory of Sweden to us, I guess closer than some Native American Indian territory in the US.

Cringe. The actual Goths are rolling in their graves right now.
Mixing Geats and Goths up is a stupid sw*Dish thing, just like mixing German and Germanic up is a stupid English thing.

d*Nishclay is actually the baltics, modern “Denmark” belongs to Angles, Saxons, and Jutes. d*Nes stole the land when they were away in Britain fighting wars.

it just so happens that england is also rightful danish clay

B8

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>Westrogothia
>Ostrogothia

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You sound like an Italian insisting he’s Roman.

How? I am not even a Goth, it's just fact.

>that map

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Sweden is Sweden + Finland + Ingermanland + Estland + Livland, the project was broken by Mordor.

1. Goths speak eastern Germanic languages, not north Germanic (which is what geatland speaks
2. The “out of Geatland” myth is just we wuzzers
3. Geats are Geats.
4. Goths are Goths.
5. Let’s say, for the sake of argument Goths actually did come from Geatland. Saying that modern Geats are Goths is like saying modern Americans are native Americans. It doesn’t matter who inhabited the land 2000 years ago, what matters is who inhabits the land presently, as far as definitions are concerned. It’s like calling North Indians Dravidian.

baserade eesti

I am a proud Gothic Viking.

Stop shitting on my heritage and go back to McDonalds, filthy colonial.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Goth thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Jow Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Geatland is Gothland map isn't it?. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Jow Forums posting about a nordic country. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a "Geats are Goths" poster. A pathetic unfunny "Geats are Goths" poster. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "GOTHS ARE GEATISH, I AM A GOTHIC VIKING”. You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>t. seething septic

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