This is Norway, say something nice about it

This is Norway, say something nice about it.

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black metal and nothing else

Fish

Iceland belongs to Norway.

I understood what the Norwegian nature was saying, eh.

Sorry but arctic belongs to russia

ugh, what could have been

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never seen more based and redpilled posts in all of my time on this board

>implying they care about your islands

Based
Cringe

gib access to Arctic Ocean

We care alot. There is no Norway without Norgesveldet. Norway has been dead since 1397 and will never be ressurrected unless we regain our islands. HYLL FUCKING SEIER

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> Hyll seier
> Heil seger

What do these mean?

"Hail victory"

Sieg heil
Theyre na,is

Our northernmost neighbour.

Knut Hamsun did nothing wrong

unironically the best Nordic country imo

This is Portugal. Say something nice

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I unironically love Portugal

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pretty small desu

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Greenland belongs to Norway though.

Açores were THE islands to get. I'm jealous.

Cute... We love you too. Send free cod :)

Salmon sushi, you ungrateful bitch.

Chinks ruin everything. In this case the black plague, which put an end to Norway's golden age.

Αγαπάμε Νορβηγία!

Jelly of that land/water ratio. Much bigger than ours, though maybe it's because Portugal (land) is smol.

Why do you keep posting about this? Faroese people wish they were Norwegian THAT badly?

I'll spit on your grave mainland peasant
they'd probably just get sick of the responsibility of taking care of the colonies and end up giving them to D*nmark
WHY WASN'T I ENOUGH NORWAY

shit

skottland mentioned

>Faroese people wish they were Norwegian THAT badly?
nono, not modern danish speaking norway.
I long for the old Norway of the past, an Kingdom that, ugh, what have been...

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I am named after a port in Portugal.

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Can't wait for the Icelanders to die out by inbreeding so that we might colonize the island yet again effortlessly without the faggot international community bitching.

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>Tries to insult us by calling us danes
>Literally danish colony that sucks off Denmark constantly and hates their heritage
Extremly bluepilled and cringe

> calling us danes
i didn't call you danes, i only said you speak danish (which you do).
>sucks off Denmark constantly
please refrain from making such comments, when you clearly have no understanding of the faroes islands and its relationship with denmark.
> hates their heritage
actually insulted, fuck you, you know knothing

Even if you think we speak danish, atleast we aren't literally danish unlike you :^)
>B-but muh language that will die in a hundred years because of English influence
lol

My great grandfather was Norwegian, he liked to fish and he was named Jorgen.

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basado

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We are literally not danish.

and our language has endured centuries of oppression, just like norwegian, but the difference is ours is still here.
Our language might die in a hundred years, but yours was already dead a hundred years ago.

He was from Haugesund, don't know if that's good or not. He was good lad apparently, never met him.

Czech'd
Haugesund used to be a major maritime port but has since died down and its younger inhabitants are fleeing to urban cities.
I went to a communal high school (folkehoyskole) with a half Spaniard from that town, naturalised inhabitant, top lad.

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You are danish, stop denying it. If not Danish, what are you then?
The reason it died is because we are a fully fledged kingdom and not some irrelevant isolated inbreds. When literally everyone that could read and write died from the plague, we had to ask the danes for help since a country can literally not function without any writing. But yeah, keep thinking you are better than us because nobody gave enough of a shit about your welfare driven shithole to fuck with your language, cunt.

Would be pretty chill if Norwegians didn't have such a superiority complex.

Seems comfy desu.
I live in a coastal town too, funny enough. He came here of course because it must have reminded him of home IDK.

Video is old but here

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Skimmed through the video and it seems a bit like southern Norway desu, but with less hills and narrow streets and more wetlands, seems comfy.
Picrel is the view of haugesund's maritime remnant, it used to be grander but I suppose Portugal knows that feel.

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> it used to be grander but I suppose Portugal knows that feel.

Such is the Portuguese spirit

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I am faroese, an officially recongised ethnic group in the danish kingdom. We even carry our own passport.

Being irrelevant islands has helped us yes.But please don't use the plague as an excuse, it hit everyone hard, we lost many villages, europe didn't recover for centuries.
You just got dane'd, when the monarch took absolute power and enforced danish as the official language. And you kept danish as your official language, even after they were gone, you could have changed the course, but no. Attempts at a norwegian written language were ridiculed and danish prevailed. Slowly, form generation to generation since your indipendence more and more norwegian "dialect words" (west norse) have been replaced by that of the official language (danish). There today the only remains of norwegian are found in isolated villages spoken by old people. They will die soon, and they the norwegian language to the grave with them.

We fought hard for our language, even up to modern times. It wasn't untill ww2 that faroese became allowed in school, church and parliament here.
We never gave up! too bad you did.

We only need each other, brother
Íslenska-Færeyska heimsveldið mun rísa

>In the danish kingdom
Like cakewalk
>It everyone hard
Yeah no shit but we were hit harder than Sweden and Denmark. We couldn't muster up an army to fight the danes because literally everone were dead. This had to do with how the disease spread. It was a custom tradition in Norway to show up to your neighbouring farms whenever someone in their fsmily got sick to show respects. Literally perfect to spread disease.
Once we became independent, the first thing we did was work at a new written language and it worked, you are literally wrong. Also, to say dilaects in west Norway are dying with old people is the most laughably stupid thing I've heard. You clearly don't know a shit about Norway.
>We never gave up! too bad you did.
We "gave up"?? How?? Again, the first thing we did was work at getting our own written language after independence and again, it worked.
>B-but it borrowed from danish vocabluary and isn't direct descendant of old Norwegian, only influenced by it!!
Again, we were an actual country that needed a writting language in order to function. You were a bunch of inbred little peasants that had zero impact on fuck all. So yeah, no shit it's easier for you to preserve the language. You are just a tiny, tiny Norway on easy mode.

You will always be welcome in the EU

Fuck off

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Varg Vikernes and Buchzum

PORTUGAL
I LOVE YOU
PORTUGAL
WE LOVE YOU
PORTUGAL PORTUGAL PORTUGAL!

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I mean this in the nicest way possible
Why do Norwegian women think turning into an orange monkey is attractive? Seriously, every picture I see of Norwegian women in the 20s, they're all overtanned and look incredibly ugly. They would be fine without the sunbed.

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>wildly expensive boatrides
To be fair, international (read: Western, mostly Italian) NGOs pay for the boat ride. All an African or Arab needs is a $2 dinghy and ride it out off the coast of Tunisia, and they'll be escorted to Italy. Well, that's what it used to be before Lega came to power in Italy.

>no portugal bf
why live

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Nice numbers

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