I am 20 years old and can't find anyone to FUCKING buy me alcohol.
I even tried catfishing a gay guy on craigslist. He ended up sucking my flaccid dick and then not giving me any booze even though at first he said he would.
You can order a few bits online and make cider really cheap from store bought Apple juice OP.
Can have it just about drinkable in 6 weeks.
Caleb Barnes
Drink water Why would you want to enter a state of poor decision making with no benefit and with tons of health detriments? Because it makes you feel good for a while? Be an adult.
Luis Scott
See, alcohol turned you gay. Not Jow Forums.
Leo Walker
>poor decision making ????? all i would do is hang out at home >and with tons of health detriments? don't care, I'm in good health
fuck you
Nathaniel Adams
I'm not even gay I just don't mind having anonymous naked time with strangers if it gets me booze
Parker Sanders
Give me your address you little bitch, lets throw hands. I’ll even buy you a drink after I beat your ass.
Thomas Jones
But you have to suck his dick first
Justin Wood
Just find a homeless dude and give him some change for a mickey and smokes as thanks
Ryan Baker
Old enough to die for israel old enough to buy a bang stick which kills people old enough to vote
Carter Smith
HAHah, yeah you won't give me you're address because you know you can't throw hands, you won't throw hands. But it doesn't matter, as we speak I have my homie tracking the server and your IP. I have over three-hundred confirmed street-fight W's. I am trained in both armed and unarmed combat. I have been involved in numerous raids on rival gangs. I can think of over seven-hundred ways to heem you and that's just with my left hand. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere and anytime. I have universal TSA universal pre-approval, I can be on any flight anytime and be at your current location at anytime. Not only can I throw hands but I have at my disposal access to my entire personal arsenal, each piece of which can wipe you off of the face of the earth with extreme precision. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Aiden Campbell
>have to be 21 to drink >only need to be 18 to be sent to an overseas shithole to die for billionares
Luis Sullivan
what state do you live in? if your in my area ill buy you some booze
Robert Price
lmao i'm barely allowed to post here and I can buy as much alcohol as i want
Grayson Phillips
>you can die for Israel at 16 >but you have to be 21 to have a beer OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
Brandon Roberts
VA
Ian Hughes
damn I'm in AZ sorry dude, I'd buy you a drink if I could
Jason Nguyen
lmao fucking americans pic related me walking into lidl a day after turning 18 and buying Olut beer and cigarettes.