>Just beat up an annoying European tourist
Making them proud my boys.
Just beat up an annoying European tourist
Jackson Jenkins
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Caleb Watson
Why don't you tell us the story then lad?
Bentley Wilson
The only thing you ever get to beat is your meat, probably to degenerate trap porn whilst wearing your sisters panties.
Owen Edwards
Tfw did this
Matthew Davis
>Be me, Maryland user
>Live in quiet but poor town
>Get peckish for crabs and go to pick up a hot steaming load from my favorite joint
>Hop into car and place my order early
>Arrive with the line long and not moving
>Pissed, but decide to deal with it
>Ghost pale redhead guy gets into line
>Weird face, freckles, nose turned down, and resting bitch face
>Rail thin and breath smells like the toilet in a curry restaurant
>Also wears a weird tanktop and short shorts with sandals
>Be polite and say "hey wassup"
>Responds with a rude and condescending "Standing in line. What's it look like? Americans have such dumb conversations"
>His accent sounds French or something but didn't know
>"So what are you doing here?"
>"Tour"
>"So do you like the crabs here?"
>Ignored.jpg
>Turn around and move up in line
>whispers "yeah, that's what I thought"
>Pissed but I let it go
>He keeps chatting shit in French
>Loudly says how this place stinks and how ugly we all are
>Finally about to get my order
>He shoves past me to get in front
>"Dude, what the hell?"
>Says something in French and gets his crabs
>Lingers at a table
>Get my order and walk to my car annoyed
>He tries to pull the crabs out of my hand but is too weak
>Realises he has failed so he spits on me
>Had enough of this shit
>Punch him in the face and twist his nose
>Hold his arm behind his back and kick his legs until he cries and yells at me to stop
>Employees screaming at me to stop
>He starts bleeding from the lip and nose
>"I never should come to this shitty state!"
>Grab both bags of crabs and drive off before cops get called or someone pulls out a gun
>He didn't even order the good blue crabs
Did I do right?
Nathan Campbell
>goes to MD but doesent order blue crabs
You should have shot him. The cops would have helped dump his corpse into the Chesapeake
Jayden Bell
Adam Adams
not reading all that shit
Ryder Cook
>Zogbots get hurt
Am I supposed to be mad or are you a butthurt yuropoor trying too hard to be edgy?
Jordan Peterson
>Did I do right?
yes.
I doubt someone would actually be this rude in a foreign country, but if this story is true, you're based. and I'd gladly chat with you standing in line.