My fucking sides

Not only is it dumb, it's incredibly dangerous. Think about it, a large wing of the US government has a vested ideological interest in ending the world.

arent christianity and judaism pretty much the same religion with a different prophet?

ywn be that happy

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God is one

Huh I always expected a Spaniard to know about Christianity

i mean according to the pope thats pretty much it
judaism and christianity are closer to each other than any other religions

>supporting israel
unz.com/article/is-israel-turning-a-blind-eye-as-israeli-scammers-swindle-victims-in-france-us-elsewhere/

Well yeah, they are Christians.

christianity = universalist
judaism = particularism

jesus sought reconciliation and co-existance with the romans, but the jews chose to chimp out and get expelled for no reason.

Fucking evangelical Protestants. Catholics and Orthodox are the only based Christians left

The Iranian regime is also a doomsday cult that thinks the Mahdi return is just around the corner. So they have that in common.

They look Jewish themselves. Are you sure it's from evangelical event?

>implying early christians weren't pretty much ISIS-tier terrorists and batshit crazy
also christianity didnt even have time to consolidate as a religion when the roman war against the jews happened

>there will never be millions of retarded Americans joyfully waving Canadian flags, hanging them in their houses next to their American flags, and pledging allegiance to Canada no matter the cost in American lives
>American politicians will never be forced to show support for Canada 24/7 or risk having their political careers ended
>American presidential candidates will never have to make a speech in front of a group of Canadian lobbyists, lavishing my country with praises
>American politicians will never be compelled to give our Prime Minister over two dozen standing ovations if he makes a speech in the Capitol

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jewish brainwashing, here in Brazil evangelicals are even worse and they literally worship jews as divine people

since when religions make sense?

It's apocalyptic cultism, most degenerate shit you can imagine.

the opposite is quite possible though maple leaf

>religion

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They think if the temple is restored in Jerusalem christ will return and they get raptured to heaven magically while the earth goes full apocalypse. They dont care about anyone but themselves. They just need Israel to completely dominate, destroy that Muslim mosque and rebuild the temple. In the end Israel is just their tool.

lmao Americucks actually believe this. No one likes you.

False

wtf they're like sporting events

>mega churchs
What the fuck is wrong with them?

I don't know what the fuck that is, but that is not a church

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megachurch
Protestants were a mistake

MAGA method

So Christians actually want the rapture?

Preach my Latin apostolic brother. The reason they allow evangelism is for war. It eases the use of high technology Weapons on the general public. Don’t let it fall to evangelicals. I met some of the people that started the evangelical movements in the US. They are usually militarymen using a mini-stereo. It’s part of the war stage. Don’t fall for it. Be an apostolic atheist and understand in life nothing supernatural is supposed to happen. If it does it means you are a target.

What the fuck is wrong with protestants?

Christianity is literally a Jewish offshoot cult, like Mormonism is. Their Jesus was a Jew who, according to their own dogma, was on Earth to fulfill Jewish prophecy.
Abrahamic death cults are all pretty much fucking retarded by christfags require the highest degree of mental gymnastics.
Jews either reject the supernatural side of Judaism all together or bunker down and reject science. Muslims basically just flat out reject science altogether, so they don't need to try and justify their beliefs with the modern world.

How is that any different from a cathedral? Do you honestly think that back in the day, they wouldn't have built massive churches like that if their local population was similar to what Burgerstan is now?

Umm no not all. Jews deny Jesus Christ, who Christianity is centred around. Even Islam has a lot more in common with Christianity because at least they believe in the second coming, Jesus is considered the messiah and Mary the most important woman in history.

So americans wants the world to end. Is that why white people are forbidden unless they are rich like the Bush family to go to college, shoot eachother with legal weapons and don't have free healthcare?

>American evangelists belive they can force prophecy to occur

Isnt that atheist? They think they can do, what only God can. Its not like God isnt aware of what theyre doing...

you have to be 18 to post on Jow Forums

>The world ends
>They get sent to hell for trying to end the world

this would be the funniest moment

Why do burgers suck Israel's cock?

>this thread:
people who don't believe god get angry that those who do, does it wrong

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Becaise MIGA that's why.

Many of their Churches like Baptists etc are run by jews.

>people who don't believe god get angry that those who do, does it wrong
It's early quite the day that you drunk.

Burgerland Christianity is so vapid and devoid of any spiritual or aesthetic appeal, this is what happens when you try to reconcile capitalism and religion, materialism ruins faith

>A megachurch is the same as a cathedral
Nani the fuck, you really can't tell the difference in how they are used?