Me and my my cousin matched on tinder
Me and my my cousin matched on tinder
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Yeehaw?
cool lad, time to inbreed. ñ.ñ
>ask girl out on a date
>she just says no because she’s moving
>never ends up telling me where (I didn’t really care then)
>I move to a new city
>she matches with me and tells me she didn’t know I was moving there too
>ends up getting my number but only wants to hang out despite matching
>calls them dates but says we’re not dating
>get over her but still hang out because she’s the only friend I had in the city at the time
>gets mad when I talk to a girl I’m friends with over the phone but would never date because she would make an annoying partner
>get a girls number at the mall right in front of her an hour after she tells her buddies she’s hanging out with “a friend”
>gets mad
I’ll always be the hopeless romantic who doesn’t understand women. I don’t want sex anymore I just want someone to love
Based. I've got a cute cousin in California but I'm too scared to make a move any time we visit
lemme smash
Try fuck
my german cousin bullies me with her smelly feet for being italian.
you know what to do user
are german feet really smelly?
yes. Whenever she takes off her flats in my room it takes months for the stench of sauerkraut to fully leave. I had to get rid off all my clothes because her foot stink got into them.
Girls are mean.
t. bjork gunnarson with a proxy
play smash
When's the wedding?
>you swiped right for your cousin
>your cousin swiped right for you
WEW
You're her side-kick, either leave her or fight back by telling her she's just a friend so you have a right to pick up girls.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with having sex with your cousin science is on your side on this one
This is a very common problem for them
> El Cletus Goblino
There's nothing wrong with that
>t. Ahmad Uzunoglu
desu as long as she isn't your first cousin there's nothing that bad about it
Just wear a condom bro, you'll be fine.
*My cousin and I
you fucking hick