Me and my my cousin matched on tinder

Me and my my cousin matched on tinder

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Yeehaw?

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cool lad, time to inbreed. ñ.ñ

>ask girl out on a date
>she just says no because she’s moving
>never ends up telling me where (I didn’t really care then)
>I move to a new city
>she matches with me and tells me she didn’t know I was moving there too
>ends up getting my number but only wants to hang out despite matching
>calls them dates but says we’re not dating
>get over her but still hang out because she’s the only friend I had in the city at the time
>gets mad when I talk to a girl I’m friends with over the phone but would never date because she would make an annoying partner
>get a girls number at the mall right in front of her an hour after she tells her buddies she’s hanging out with “a friend”
>gets mad
I’ll always be the hopeless romantic who doesn’t understand women. I don’t want sex anymore I just want someone to love

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Based. I've got a cute cousin in California but I'm too scared to make a move any time we visit

lemme smash

Try fuck

my german cousin bullies me with her smelly feet for being italian.

you know what to do user

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are german feet really smelly?

yes. Whenever she takes off her flats in my room it takes months for the stench of sauerkraut to fully leave. I had to get rid off all my clothes because her foot stink got into them.

Girls are mean.

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t. bjork gunnarson with a proxy

play smash

When's the wedding?

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>you swiped right for your cousin
>your cousin swiped right for you
WEW

You're her side-kick, either leave her or fight back by telling her she's just a friend so you have a right to pick up girls.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with having sex with your cousin science is on your side on this one

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This is a very common problem for them

> El Cletus Goblino

There's nothing wrong with that

>t. Ahmad Uzunoglu

desu as long as she isn't your first cousin there's nothing that bad about it

Just wear a condom bro, you'll be fine.

*My cousin and I

you fucking hick